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#361560 - 09/20/08 06:04 PM My Birthday Party Pics
Porno Dan Offline
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Registered: 11/15/05
Posts: 385
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I want to thank everyone who made my birthday party the best one I have ever had. This is a very strong statement coming from since I am a birthday kinda of guy. I have always loved my birthday every since I was a little boy. I never really cared about the present, I liked having all my friends come together and be the host of a good time. Even as a child I loved being the center of attention, not much has changed

This year’s birthday party was held at Blue Moon Nights, where I host monthly parties the AEBN owned social networking site xPeeps. I was expecting a good crowd because the monthly xPeeps parties are always packed and we had some special added attractions. I had my friend King Ryan of King Ryan Events assisting me as a promoter and we had hired Big Sloan of Bones, Thugs-n-Harmony to perform. In addition Ryan booked the rock band Pusher to be the opening act! Finally West Coast Productions was the sponsor of the event. We had so much going on we knew it would be packed, well we did too well getting people to come out as the club was at capacity the entire night. There was a line to get in from 9 om until 1:30 am. Over 700 people came through the door and the club had it’s biggest night ever.

I was all over the place that night. We had a little snafu as the City wouldn’t let us have our step an repeat up in front of the club, so we had to move it to the back. We apologize for the lack of pictures that we normally have in front of the backdrop. Phoenix Marie, Jayden James, Kayla Page, Kris Slater made sure I wasn’t the first one to have sex in the club this time. I ran around like a mad man doing interviews, making sure VIP’s got in, and talking to all my friends until around 11 30 pm, when I finally calmed down and had my first drink. That is when I was back to being a little monster! The sum things up, yes I went down on Penny Flame and her new full bush on stage, yes Deena Daniels and I both ate out Madelyn Marie, and yes I did fuck Deena in the ass on stage. This little bundle of joy not only gave me her on camera anal virginity, she was kind enough to suck my cock after I had it her ass for her first Ass To Mouth (ATM) in her life! This was only the third time she had done anal in her life. The joy of having a small cock is girls can deep throat you and let you fuck them in ass, so I got that going for me.

I also want to thank the huge adult industry turn out including: Mary Carey, Kenzi Marie, Rick Shameless, Tori Black, Alexis Texas, Mr. Pete, Shane Ryder, Mr.Marcus, Deena Daniels, Kris Slater, Phoenix Marie, Just Dave, Dan Miller, Justin Bourne, Jayden James, Penny Flame, Kayle Page, Mark Anthony, Paris Marie, Lee Bang, Sophie Dee, Corina Taylor, Vanilla Sky, Huggie McCuddles, Munki, Valentino, Anita Blue, Chris Charming, Corina Jayden, Mofo, Tee Real, Tony Batman, Alyssa Hall, Arianna Armani, Megan Stokes, John Strong, Arnold Schwartzenpeckr, Priscilla Milan, Ami Emerson, Stunning Summer, Tommy Gunn, Valentino, Jeff Mullen, Jaylyn Rose, Kelly Devine, Samantha Sin, Charlee Chase, Cece Stone, Craig Valentine, and his crew of pro wrestlers - not sure who I can name, and others I can’t remember.

I hope everyone had as much fun as I did. I apologize to my buddy Rick Shameless for being a little spas and not hanging out more with him. I was so all over the place I think he only got on picture of me for AVN. Oh well, I also need to thank my videographer Rev Sandy for shooting all the madness, and Rick Garcia for taking stills. Jeremy you did a great job making sure all the VIP’s got it. King Ryan what can I say you are the King of Events! I also owe a huge thanks to Eduardo, the owner of Blue Moon Nights, and all his staff. Having Bones lead the crowd in singing me Happy Birthday is something I will never forget.

Mary Carey and I



Madelyn Marie and I



Phoenix Marie, Jayden James and I



Alexis Texas and Tori Black



Getting her ass ready




Aiming for her ass



Yes it's in her ass




Now she does the ATM

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#361561 - 09/22/08 02:44 PM False Advertising to Promote Porno Dan's Birthday Party? KB Calls Him On It
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On GFY, Porno Dan is taking a bow for his birthday party held at Blue Moon Nights last week.

Kevin Blatt posts: Just out of curiosity Dan....

You DO know that you falsely advertised that Bone Thugs and Harmony were playing at Blue Moon Nights.

It was all over the flyers and press covered it. Of course I didn't attend the party but I am from Cleveland and have known the cats from Bone Thugs and Harmony since 1994 when they lived on St Clair in The Land.

So check this out.

Big Sloan is not part of Bone Thugs- and never has been

Bone Thugs and Harmony is four members: Krayzie Bone, Layzie Bone, Wish Bone, and Bizzy Bone. In 1991 Flesh-N- Bone joined the group.

So did u know that I asked my friend Layzie Bone about this and he was PISSED. You cannot use unauthorized trademarked names to advertise your parties.

Its misleading and unprofessional. It's also why you probably were at capacity.

But I don't need to tell you that.

I will tell you that I hope you and XPEEPS don't get sued for using their TRADEMARKED name.

I was only repeating to Layzie that I was excited to see him perform.

If I were you, I'd make a retraction or apologize. G-d knows having 4 homies from Glenville after you is NO FUN.

I am glad you got anal though, I am pretty sure the next time you have it -it will be with four black men from Cleveland.

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#361562 - 09/22/08 03:04 PM Re: My Birthday Party Pics
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Quote:

Now 'she' does the ATM






'She' looks a lot like Dan Dearmond, if you ask me.
And there's something in the pic on the right side. Can't tell what it is, but the color is that of a slaughtered pig
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#361563 - 09/22/08 04:36 PM Re: My Birthday Party Pics
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Dan and Monstar really need to find a forum to go fuck themselves in.

For some reason they think this one cares about what they have to offer.
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#361564 - 09/22/08 04:46 PM Re: My Birthday Party Pics
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
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why don't you fuck your one legged mother you fat fuck. i don't know what homeless hamster climbed up your gaping ass and gave birth but my name has been in your mouth more than the corner trannies daddy lou parties with. every other post you bring my name into shit like an obsessed stalker with a kiki dare fetish.

so if you wanna suck my dick some more, wash your mama's snail trails off your face and baby wipe your bloody asshole because even i have standards.

"hey there's another lou post, must be talking about monstar again. brotha likes his redwood"
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#361565 - 09/22/08 04:54 PM Re: My Birthday Party Pics
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Now that I have your attention Chief...

Do your business in the appropriate forum.
Failure to do so will result in me splitting your face open
and treating you like the whores bitch you are.


Remember when you were somebody here?. No, me neither.


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#361566 - 09/22/08 04:54 PM Re: My Birthday Party Pics
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Waffles?.
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#361567 - 09/22/08 05:24 PM Re: My Birthday Party Pics
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

Now that I have your attention Chief...

Do your business in the appropriate forum.
Failure to do so will result in me splitting your face open
and treating you like the whores bitch you are.





That might be a problem since i'm not your dad, nor an underage male runaway. I know you got mad skillz with them.

..but what the fuck business are you talking about? I pretty much keep star factory shit off this XPT in general...?

Quote:


Remember when you were somebody here?. No, me neither.






that would probably be testament to all the lifers baby batter that's backed up into your cerebellum.

only took you 8 minutes to respond? waitin'?

I came back to post in TFH, you?
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#361568 - 09/22/08 05:28 PM Re: My Birthday Party Pics
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

Now that I have your attention Chief...

Do your business in the appropriate forum.
Failure to do so will result in me splitting your face open
and treating you like the whores bitch you are.





That might be a problem since i'm not your dad, nor an underage male runaway. I know you got mad skillz with them.

..but what the fuck business are you talking about? I pretty much keep star factory shit off this XPT in general...?

Quote:


Remember when you were somebody here?. No, me neither.






that would probably be testament to all the lifers baby batter that's backed up into your cerebellum.

only took you 8 minutes to respond? waitin'?

I came back to post in TFH, you?




Pretend like you've been here before and take it to the Cage
shit-tits.
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#361569 - 09/22/08 05:33 PM Re: My Birthday Party Pics
Porno Dan Offline
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Registered: 11/15/05
Posts: 385
Loc: Porn Valley, USA
Pics of Monstar's newest client Arianna Armani at the party. Mark my words she will become a star.




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#361570 - 09/22/08 05:37 PM Re: My Birthday Party Pics
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
How bout you crawl up Monstars ass, tack a 20 to his scrotum pole, and catch a ride to TFH or AIN, lowlife.
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#361571 - 09/22/08 05:57 PM Re: My Birthday Party Pics
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Dan makes Nacho look hetero.


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#361572 - 09/22/08 06:17 PM Re: My Birthday Party Pics
Deuce_Bigalow Offline
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Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
What does Porno Dan do? Is he like Powder and Wankus? Or just ?

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#361573 - 09/22/08 06:24 PM Re: My Birthday Party Pics
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Good question Douche_Bigalow.

You know who could answer that, ole wasshisname.
The somewhat colored kid that irons panties and makes color copies for the whores.

He could really hold a forum together couldn't he?. Those were the days.
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#361574 - 09/22/08 06:42 PM Re: My Birthday Party Pics
Porno Dan Offline
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Registered: 11/15/05
Posts: 385
Loc: Porn Valley, USA
Quote:

What does Porno Dan do? Is he like Powder and Wankus? Or just ?




I produce and direct all of the xPeeps exclusive content and coordinate their monthly parties.

I am also the in-house producer/director for iPorn.

Thank you for asking.
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#361575 - 09/22/08 06:48 PM Re: My Birthday Party Pics
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
You left out Injun Cock-tick.

Just sayin. It's your resume and you need to be accurate.
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#361576 - 09/22/08 10:41 PM Re: My Birthday Party Pics
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

I produce and direct all of the xPeeps exclusive content and coordinate their monthly parties.

I am also the in-house producer/director for iPorn.

Thank you for asking.




And you produce shit. Why don't you answer the accusations made against you by Kevin Blatt, you poor imitation of the fag chef from the TGIF commercials?

In case you missed it, fairy, here it is again:

Quote:

Porno Dan is a fraud
-----------------------------------------

On GFY, Porno Dan is taking a bow for his birthday party held at Blue Moon Nights last week.

Kevin Blatt posts: Just out of curiosity Dan....

You DO know that you falsely advertised that Bone Thugs and Harmony were playing at Blue Moon Nights.

It was all over the flyers and press covered it. Of course I didn't attend the party but I am from Cleveland and have known the cats from Bone Thugs and Harmony since 1994 when they lived on St Clair in The Land.

So check this out.

Big Sloan is not part of Bone Thugs- and never has been

Bone Thugs and Harmony is four members: Krayzie Bone, Layzie Bone, Wish Bone, and Bizzy Bone. In 1991 Flesh-N- Bone joined the group.

So did u know that I asked my friend Layzie Bone about this and he was PISSED. You cannot use unauthorized trademarked names to advertise your parties.

Its misleading and unprofessional. It's also why you probably were at capacity.

But I don't need to tell you that.

I will tell you that I hope you and XPEEPS don't get sued for using their TRADEMARKED name.

I was only repeating to Layzie that I was excited to see him perform.

If I were you, I'd make a retraction or apologize. G-d knows having 4 homies from Glenville after you is NO FUN.

I am glad you got anal though, I am pretty sure the next time you have it -it will be with four black men from Cleveland.


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#361577 - 09/22/08 11:15 PM Re: My Birthday Party Pics
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Quote:

Quote:

What does Porno Dan do? Is he like Powder and Wankus? Or just ?




I produce and direct all of the xPeeps exclusive content and coordinate their monthly parties.

I am also the in-house producer/director for iPorn.

Thank you for asking.




Didnt you used to work as club promoter for the 9:30 Club and the Fifth Column in D.C.?

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#361578 - 09/23/08 06:12 AM Re: My Birthday Party Pics
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Quote:

What does Porno Dan do? Is he like Powder and Wankus? Or just ?





I produce and direct all of the xPeeps exclusive content and coordinate their monthly parties.


I am also the in-house producer/director for iPorn.








He also helped put the final nail in the KSEX coffin, making Wankus look intelligent by comparison.

Now that's an accomplishment.

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#361579 - 09/23/08 12:37 PM Re: My Birthday Party Pics
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Quote:


I produce and direct all of the xPeeps exclusive content and coordinate their monthly parties.





Looks like your doing more "just Producing & Directing" aren’t directors/producers not supposta bang the "talent"...shessha, how unprofessional!....x peeps......is a vile jungle…its just like craigslist "adult - gig" section....but on steroids. As far as coordinate their monthly parties goes.....see above post #18....so your reputation precedes you as well.

BTW just for bit of trivia....when you were banging all these chicks at the party did you and her have copy of your AIM or TTS test handy.....you did you just say fuck it it’s my day.....if ya goota go....go with a smile!

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#361580 - 09/23/08 02:33 PM Re: My Birthday Party Pics
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
[pornodan]It's my party and I bareback who I want to[/pornodan]
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#361581 - 09/23/08 02:43 PM Re: My Birthday Party Pics
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
porno dan's tit would make a great avatar!



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#361582 - 09/23/08 02:46 PM Re: My Birthday Party Pics
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Quote:

porno dan's tit would make a great avatar!





Yeah, for Jabba the Hutt. :bananamoobularity:

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#361583 - 09/23/08 07:59 PM Re: My Birthday Party Pics
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Registered: 11/15/05
Posts: 385
Loc: Porn Valley, USA



Didnt you used to work as club promoter for the 9:30 Club and the Fifth Column in D.C.?




No , never worked as club promoter for 9:30 Club or Fifth Column. Before I started shooting I was in sales when I lived in Washington DC for Danka and IKON.

I did host some parties from time to time as well after I left corporate America and was a partner at a bar in Baltimore called Red Fish.

The girl who I "barebacked" on stage and I are both AIM tested, thank you for caring

As far a KB's post - Read the statement that comes out from Layzie Bones brother tomorrow.
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#361584 - 09/23/08 08:19 PM Re: My Birthday Party Pics
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:




Didnt you used to work as club promoter for the 9:30 Club and the Fifth Column in D.C.?




No , never worked as club promoter for 9:30 Club or Fifth Column. Before I started shooting I was in sales when I lived in Washington DC for Danka and IKON.

I did host some parties from time to time as well after I left corporate America and was a partner at a bar in Baltimore called Red Fish.

The girl who I "barebacked" on stage and I are both AIM tested, thank you for caring

As far a KB's post - Read the statement that comes out from Layzie Bones brother tomorrow.





Nice...Nice!

But with your general self promoting ability I wonder why you never took some time to weigh the options open for you on Madison Avenue....

PS...If and when there is ever another writers strike....you must cross that picket line......dude

You got me on the edge of my seat with that Layzie Bones brother comment!


Tune in next week same Dan channel…..


BTW….I don’t think you should use the word "barebacked" in reference to straight b/g porn…..I believe the gays have that copyrighted.

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