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It's better than jacking off in front of your computer screen.


Not if you're worried about the potential airborne transmission of chlamidophila pneumonae. http://jmm.sgmjournals.org/cgi/content/full/54/12/1243

Imageine all those disease particles making a beeline for your mucous membranes. The sprint between gono, HepC and the scabies mites will resemble the "Weiner Dog" races at the Brewers games.

Good luck all the same.