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d) and get past Gia's alarmingly high standards. Seriously dude, if Burg can't get her with his Scrooge McDuck piles of money and cunning language, what shot does your scuzzy meth infused ass have?

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When did I ever try to "get" gia?? And apart from that question, it is still a stretch and beneath my dignity to say that even my failures (at anything) serve as any kind of barometer for Knox in any endeavor...and I am confident Gia regards me as several Lifeforms ABOVE and beyond whatever Species you try and classify Knox as. Gia would allow me to stick pins in her butt before letting Knox open a door for her.

If I had never met Gia in person nor interacted or hung out with her, and if she were a pro, and If it was late some night on a wednesay at 2am in Vegas, and she was willing to do me for , mmmm, say 1200 for the euphemistic "hour" (as a starting/reference point) it would happen.

But she is a "friend", after a fashion, and furthermore she knows too many of my faults and failings. Plus, I already had her perfect ass in my lap, seen her mouth up close, and watched her Down The hatch sequence 8 times. Nothing new there anymore in my imagination....

I'd pay Gia a pimpstress fee for Stoli-whore's time however....