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You're right. I spent it all for one hour with Gia and Kelly Wells. $150 a piece. I talked 'em both into a "Double Down" pro-rate.



Like you would ever...

a) have $150 bucks to spare

b) maintain an erection through sex with one girl...

c) let alone two...

d) and get past Gia's alarmingly high standards. Seriously dude, if Burg can't get her with his Scrooge McDuck piles of money and cunning language, what shot does your scuzzy meth infused ass have?

I suppose it's possible cryin... you could tattoo 'Gucci' on your ass and see if Gia can resist the one thing that has power over her. Then again, she's pretty good at spotting knuckleheads... er... knockoffs.
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