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#361167 - 09/18/08 04:59 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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cocaine is way overrated unless you bang it, and even then it's no contest, really. meth ftw, especially if you want to shove shit up their assholes.
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#361168 - 09/18/08 05:24 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
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The most impressive drug that I have taken is LSD. Much more interesting than meth IMO.
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#361169 - 09/18/08 06:08 PM
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To manage this feat grasshopper you must very well circumvent any assistant/suitcase pimp/agent/manager type and stakeout the main terminal of the interstate ground transportation service....namely "greyhound". If east of the Mississippi there is a place in New York City called the "port authority bus terminal"…..This is your "hunting grounds"....good luck....this message will self destruct in 15 seconds.
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#361171 - 09/18/08 11:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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oh my, did anyone see the episode of "the cleaner" this week? where the blond heroin addict was trying desperately to pawn her $15,000 vera Wang wedding gown for $100?? and the fucking pawn broker old fart wouldnt budge from $50? omg omg omg I had perpetual wood for 67 minutes AFTER the scene was over....I love meeting chicks like that and nonchalantly reaching into me pocket, producing pill bottle and doing a "Gary Oldman" from The Professiona; where he shakes his pill holder before he pops them and starts blasting people. for the next 4 hours, I am a FUCKING GOD to that beautiful trainwreck of a whore.
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#361174 - 09/19/08 10:30 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
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she looks cute here, talking about taking a dump on one of her johns. 
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#361175 - 09/19/08 10:56 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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she looks cute here, talking about taking a dump on one of her johns.
this would make a great charmin commercial.
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#361176 - 09/19/08 11:56 AM
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5230
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Candy Manson
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#361179 - 09/19/08 02:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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And the worst case of drugged out on tape I've ever scene is the classic Debbie does Dallas..."debbie" (Bambi Woods) is crazy eyes, teeth grinding FUCKED UP in every scene.
I think the jury is still out on Bambi Woods buying it. She allegedly gave an interview in 2007. But she definitely had that Texas tweaker look down pat. The resemblance betwen her and Broken-Jaw Wells is uncanny.
Arcadia Lake definitely OD'ed a long time ago, late 80s or so. Eric Edwards confirmed that.
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#361182 - 09/19/08 07:07 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Are any PWs into LSD? That was my favorite drug back in the day.
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#361183 - 09/19/08 10:05 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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Are any PWs into LSD? That was my favorite drug back in the day.
I don't know about that LSD shit. One of my college friends got into that and almost tried to jump out of his dorm window. Luckily he had friends watching him that day.
LSD is a different animal, nasty stuff.
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#361184 - 09/19/08 10:30 PM
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someone must have been high when they sent me this email.....
SUB: I got the stuff you like.....
I just reupped on my party favors....so when you got sum dinero...give me a hollar...or you can get your girl to give up dat ass then your golden. Trust, I got enough shit that someone could Heath Ledger themselves!!!
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#361187 - 09/20/08 09:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Well now I am flummoxed....
If a whore tells me 300 is her price to bang her, I send her on her way, something is NOT right. And I really dont want to find out what that something actually is....
Holy shit...$300??? Wtf is wrong with Kelly?
I mean, when I order a Whore for the first time (someone I have not seen before), if she shows up and there is just NO way i can stand her, or there is something just not right, and I have to send her on her way, I usually give $200 just for her troubles and for the effort to show up, unless she has been complete bitch or something, or was 4 hours late. And here Kelly is boinking dudes for 300?
For a simple BJ (with gobbling) I am at NEVER LESS than 500 with the whores I typically see, and that is just for the actual ACT itself...spending time with me, eating what I cook, playing Nude Scrabble, well that's all extra....something is out of whack. Either that or my taste in whores is far higher than even I realized. Until NOW, if I had ever EVER really had a hankering for Kelly Wells, I would have been thinking at a LOT higher level than 300 to see her.
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#361188 - 09/20/08 09:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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$300?! Why doesn't she just have bodymiracle or some other pse site advertise her? The girls usually go for $1500/2 hours. Even if worse case scenario, she has to give up 60%, that is still way higher than walking with $300.
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#361189 - 09/20/08 10:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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$300?! Why doesn't she just have bodymiracle or some other pse site advertise her? The girls usually go for $1500/2 hours. Even if worse case scenario, she has to give up 60%, that is still way higher than walking with $300.
Agree, it's ridiculous. 300 aint shit.
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#361191 - 09/20/08 12:11 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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Why doesn't she just have bodymiracle or some other pse site advertise her?
Why don't you do that Gia? 
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#361192 - 09/20/08 01:35 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
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Does anyone know where to book the 300 dollar whore ?
Im in la in a week ....hmmm
id still pay 2 grand to have her scare the hell out of me. shooting her would be like the equivalent to fucking a haunted house..
pure awesome
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#361193 - 09/20/08 05:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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Why doesn't she just have bodymiracle or some other pse site advertise her?
Why don't you do that Gia?
She doesn't need to do that, she makes money the old fashioned way, she works hard for it, something you would know nothing about "hard".
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#361195 - 09/20/08 09:09 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/11/08
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my crackwhore pricing is closer to $30 than $300.
but i left that alone when i got out of the taxi biz.
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#361198 - 09/21/08 06:41 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
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$300?! Why doesn't she just have bodymiracle or some other pse site advertise her? The girls usually go for $1500/2 hours. Even if worse case scenario, she has to give up 60%, that is still way higher than walking with $300.
But how often is some "Fan" going to be willing to pay $1500 for her, it couldn't me more than one every two weeks or so.
If she charges $300 an hour she could probably average four guys a week(both fans and normal johns), that is $1200 for the week.
Also she could be like some of the whores that work the casino bars in Las Vegas and Atlantic City, who tell you they charge $300 and then when you get up to your room they start with the "$300 is just to get me up to your room and a bj will be $300, and fucking will be $500."
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#361203 - 09/21/08 12:48 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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She doesn't need to do that, she makes money the old fashioned way, she works hard for it
 Thank you for the comic relief.
Gia and Work, LOL.
I'm sure anything's possible in your little K-Mart world.
Sing it to yourself:
She works Hard for the Money,
So Hard for the Money,
She works Hard for the Money so you better treat her
Right!
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#361205 - 09/21/08 01:00 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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K-Mart. That's where I work. I dont even think I could afford their prices.
Fixed.
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#361207 - 09/21/08 04:41 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 05/11/08
Posts: 33
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$300?! Why doesn't she just have bodymiracle or some other pse site advertise her? The girls usually go for $1500/2 hours. Even if worse case scenario, she has to give up 60%, that is still way higher than walking with $300.
hmmmm
$1,500 / 2 hours * 40% = $600 per two hours
$600 per two hours = $300 per hour
so ya what is she thinking $300/hr is way more than......$300 dollars per hour.....
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#361208 - 09/21/08 07:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Ok, you got me, Singe. Touche. Just saying that's worse case scenario. I doubt they have to give up 60%.
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#361210 - 09/21/08 08:11 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
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#361211 - 09/21/08 08:12 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/21/07
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$300?! Why doesn't she just have bodymiracle or some other pse site advertise her? The girls usually go for $1500/2 hours. Even if worse case scenario, she has to give up 60%, that is still way higher than walking with $300.
But how often is some "Fan" going to be willing to pay $1500 for her, it couldn't me more than one every two weeks or so.
If she charges $300 an hour she could probably average four guys a week(both fans and normal johns), that is $1200 for the week.
Also she could be like some of the whores that work the casino bars in Las Vegas and Atlantic City, who tell you they charge $300 and then when you get up to your room they start with the "$300 is just to get me up to your room and a bj will be $300, and fucking will be $500."
Do the math. I'd rather work less at a higher rate than more at a lower rate. Seriously, wouldn't you?
The $2400 she could earn fucking 8 johns over a two week period buys more drugs than the $1500 she would earn fucking just one over that same time period.
Also according to one whore I personally knew(older sister of a girl I went to high school with), she enjoyed the mid range paying john who just wanted to fuck and run, over the high paying ones who wanted her to act like their girlfriend for a few hours.
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#361212 - 09/21/08 08:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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The 2nd paragraph makes sense if you're not into providing emotional intimacy. Where's pinupmutant on all this?
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#361213 - 09/21/08 09:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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She doesn't need to do that, she makes money the old fashioned way, she works hard for it
Thank you for the comic relief.
Gia and Work, LOL.
I'm sure anything's possible in your little K-Mart world.
Sing it to yourself:
She works Hard for the Money,
So Hard for the Money,
She works Hard for the Money so you better treat her
Right!
you work very hard with your asshole
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#361214 - 09/21/08 11:38 PM
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Registered: 08/05/05
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FWIW Mia Domore was offerting a $250 1/2 hour blowjob special on TER recently. (Maybe she was on the rag?) All appointments on the schedule were quickly filled.
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#361216 - 09/22/08 01:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Kelly has always shown up on time and prepared. Between that and her dead pan/quiet expression off camera, it's easy to assume she's on drugs. Really, the girl is just money motivated. I've never seen anyone love money so much (well, maybe other than me). She doesn't have a lot of interests and isn't into partying or going out except to restaurants. She just loves having money and being left alone to read or hang out at home.
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#361217 - 09/22/08 10:16 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/05
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#361218 - 09/22/08 11:38 AM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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you work very hard with your asshole
I'm glad you've found a subscribe you can finally enjoy. Is all you can afford. Cheaper then a Kelly Wells house call.
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#361220 - 09/22/08 07:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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K-Mart. That's where I work. I dont even think I could afford their prices.
Fixed.
You my strange one dont even deserve a reply, I would NEVER explain myself to you, the people that matter to me on here know my real life. Thank for participating loser. 
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#361221 - 09/22/08 07:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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^^LOL  we had this thread up about those junkie whores, lots of people were doubutful, but some of them looked really real! I would say 2-3 bags at $10.00 each and a new set of works at $1.00 so $31.00 in total.
um link plz
Gi Im sorry, Im awful at the search function, someone please find the link where there was a website of all junkie whores shown using. Someone here will find it.
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#361222 - 09/22/08 11:19 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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this is totally the bombest thread on here ever
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#361224 - 09/22/08 11:32 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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lol
like yeah those are clearly such dirty nd real toilets
duh you guys
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#361225 - 09/23/08 09:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#361227 - 09/23/08 11:12 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
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I'd bet $$ that Kelly F'N Wells has snorted a few lines of meth before being degrading on camera. 
I am pretty sure that is a safe bet.
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#361230 - 09/23/08 01:07 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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You my strange one dont even deserve a reply, I would NEVER explain myself to you, the people that matter to me on here know my real life.
Congradulations but I do feel sorry for you seeking aproval from a bunch of dead beat trolls. No one cares about your real life, just sayin'.
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#361231 - 09/23/08 04:13 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/06/05
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Loc: Temple Of Doom
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$300?! Why doesn't she just have bodymiracle or some other pse site advertise her? The girls usually go for $1500/2 hours. Even if worse case scenario, she has to give up 60%, that is still way higher than walking with $300.
Some Notable Hourly Rates From Bodymiracle:
Alexis Silver $1,600
Ana Nova $1,700
Bionca Seven $1,600
Carly Parker $1,600, $900(half hour)
Cindy Crawford $1,600
Dani Sexton $1,600
Daphne Rosen $1,600
Echo Valley $1,600, $800
Fantasia $1,600, $800
Friday $1,650
Gigi Sweet $1,600
Heather Pink $1,600
Jessica Jaymes $1,800, $1,150
Keeani Lei $1,600
Kelly Jaye $1,600, $800
Memphis Monroe $1,400, $950
Nina Hartley $1,800
Patty Plenty $1,600
Rita Faltoyano Call
Roxy Jezel $1,600
Sheila-Marie $1,600, $800
Sinnamon Love $1,400, $800
Sophie Dee $1,800, $1,200
Tabitha Stevens $1,850
Taryn Thomas $1,600, $1,000
Teri Weigel $1,800, $950
Tiffany Mynx $1,800, $950
Tracey Adams Call
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#361234 - 09/23/08 08:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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You my strange one dont even deserve a reply, I would NEVER explain myself to you, the people that matter to me on here know my real life.
Congradulations but I do feel sorry for you seeking aproval from a bunch of dead beat trolls. No one cares about your real life, just sayin'.
You dont have a fake life nevermind a real one.
You should really let your parents mourn you once and for all and get it over with Ryan. I pity you but I pity them even more. 
P.S. Buy yourself a fucking dictionary, ooops Im sorry, you have no money.
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#361235 - 09/23/08 08:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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I dunno if this bitch quit drugs or what stage of her life she is in right now, but you dont get this look by exercising or eating right
Come on now, have some respect for her, she's having twins.  
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#361236 - 09/23/08 08:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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I dunno if this bitch quit drugs or what stage of her life she is in right now, but you dont get this look by exercising or eating right
she is pregnant with twins, i saw her 6 month pregnant pics and look like she ate a quarter ponder with cheese
my prediction: at least one of jenna's babies gonna born dead    
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#361238 - 09/23/08 08:39 PM
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my prediction: at least one of jenna's babies gonna born dead
Killed by the other one for crack money.
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#361239 - 09/23/08 08:42 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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You dont have a fake life nevermind a real one.
You should really let your parents mourn you once and for all and get it over with Ryan. I pity you but I pity them even more.
P.S. Buy yourself a fucking dictionary, ooops Im sorry, you have no money.
You're right. I spent it all for one hour with Gia and Kelly Wells. $150 a piece. I talked 'em both into a "Double Down" pro-rate.
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#361240 - 09/23/08 08:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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You dont have a fake life nevermind a real one.
You should really let your parents mourn you once and for all and get it over with Ryan. I pity you but I pity them even more.
P.S. Buy yourself a fucking dictionary, ooops Im sorry, you have no money.
You're right. I spent it all for one hour with Gia and Kelly Wells. $150 a piece. I talked 'em both into a "Double Down" pro-rate.
You couldnt even have a dream that you'd be anywhere near Gia.
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#361244 - 09/24/08 11:45 AM
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Registered: 05/07/06
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I dunno if this bitch quit drugs or what stage of her life she is in right now, but you dont get this look by exercising or eating right
At first I thought this was a mannequin
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#361249 - 09/24/08 07:39 PM
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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^^^jenna jameson, via defamer: Quote:
I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can't even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me.
ew. a PW should totally not use the words "pounding" or "inside me" to describe anything other than cocks. i kind of can't wait to read her description of childbirth, though 
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#361250 - 09/24/08 07:44 PM
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Registered: 05/18/06
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ha! one of the commentors at defamer turned jenna's comment into... oh, fuck, i can't remember what you call it, but here it is: Quote:
Yes everyone," she writes. "I can officially confirm that Tito and I are _________! I had my second ______ today and was greeted by two big healthy ______ with pounding ________. I can't even express the extreme ______ that came over me once I saw _______inside me. It has been my dream to __________ for an extremely long time, and I truly feel like finally the _______ is right and ______ has ______ me. I have never felt more like a _____, or more ________."
haha, that's beautiful.
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#361251 - 09/24/08 09:58 PM
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Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
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^^^Mad Libs
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#361253 - 09/24/08 11:47 PM
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Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
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....and yet still no one provides me with kellys booking info
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#361254 - 09/25/08 08:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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d) and get past Gia's alarmingly high standards. Seriously dude, if Burg can't get her with his Scrooge McDuck piles of money and cunning language, what shot does your scuzzy meth infused ass have?
When did I ever try to "get" gia?? And apart from that question, it is still a stretch and beneath my dignity to say that even my failures (at anything) serve as any kind of barometer for Knox in any endeavor...and I am confident Gia regards me as several Lifeforms ABOVE and beyond whatever Species you try and classify Knox as. Gia would allow me to stick pins in her butt before letting Knox open a door for her.
If I had never met Gia in person nor interacted or hung out with her, and if she were a pro, and If it was late some night on a wednesay at 2am in Vegas, and she was willing to do me for , mmmm, say 1200 for the euphemistic "hour" (as a starting/reference point) it would happen.
But she is a "friend", after a fashion, and furthermore she knows too many of my faults and failings. Plus, I already had her perfect ass in my lap, seen her mouth up close, and watched her Down The hatch sequence 8 times. Nothing new there anymore in my imagination....
I'd pay Gia a pimpstress fee for Stoli-whore's time however....
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#361257 - 09/25/08 04:18 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
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Seriously Ryan....the only option at this point to go out like a man, is burn yourself alive.
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#361258 - 09/25/08 04:37 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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ready and waiting, people:
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#361264 - 09/26/08 11:15 PM
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Registered: 03/09/08
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What an ugly looking cunt
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