I have had nothing but communication issues with Washignton Mutual Investments Inc. Obvs, communication ELUDES Wa Mu. and, yes, they have officially started calling themselves wa mu. how fucking hip. i don't want hip when i bank i want shit done efficiently. 2 months ago, my new bank sent a wire transfer to 'wa mu' to get those funds from them and into my new bank. 1) cuz wa mu sucks 2) new bank has higher mma rates. guess what...wa mu has NO RECORD OF WIRE TRANSFER. yep, thats why i was still getting statements from them. mind you, my new bank was the one facilitating the wire. thus, why sitting in a bank for an hour before i have to rush to shoot a bukkake.

so i said fuck it and left my funds in there until yesterday when i sat on phone forever myself to get to a real live person to get money movement paperwork faxed to me. i filled out the forms and, low and behold, there is NO RECORD THAT I EVEN SENT THAT ON?E EITHER!!! wow!!!! also, while i was doing laundry 5 mins ago, some wa mu rep named rebecca called and when i called her back at the number she gave (same number on my caller id) it was disconnected!!! so, i just spent 30 mins waiting on line again for anyone, ANYONE to help me. AND i STILL HAVE TO PAY the $25 wire fee!!!!! i was so fucking irate, yes, rude. apparently, so rude that i have been put on a special 'customer watch' list. just faxed my paperwork again. let's see if by miracle it happens. now i don't have time to verify such fucking faggotry to see if they did it right because i have a plane to catch. btw, i heard wa mu is going down, DOWN like bear stearns. get your money out NOW.