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#361117 - 09/18/08 10:11 AM
Washington Mutual Can Suck My Fucking Dick
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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I have had nothing but communication issues with Washignton Mutual Investments Inc. Obvs, communication ELUDES Wa Mu. and, yes, they have officially started calling themselves wa mu. how fucking hip. i don't want hip when i bank i want shit done efficiently. 2 months ago, my new bank sent a wire transfer to 'wa mu' to get those funds from them and into my new bank. 1) cuz wa mu sucks 2) new bank has higher mma rates. guess what...wa mu has NO RECORD OF WIRE TRANSFER. yep, thats why i was still getting statements from them. mind you, my new bank was the one facilitating the wire. thus, why sitting in a bank for an hour before i have to rush to shoot a bukkake.
so i said fuck it and left my funds in there until yesterday when i sat on phone forever myself to get to a real live person to get money movement paperwork faxed to me. i filled out the forms and, low and behold, there is NO RECORD THAT I EVEN SENT THAT ON?E EITHER!!! wow!!!! also, while i was doing laundry 5 mins ago, some wa mu rep named rebecca called and when i called her back at the number she gave (same number on my caller id) it was disconnected!!! so, i just spent 30 mins waiting on line again for anyone, ANYONE to help me. AND i STILL HAVE TO PAY the $25 wire fee!!!!! i was so fucking irate, yes, rude. apparently, so rude that i have been put on a special 'customer watch' list. just faxed my paperwork again. let's see if by miracle it happens. now i don't have time to verify such fucking faggotry to see if they did it right because i have a plane to catch. btw, i heard wa mu is going down, DOWN like bear stearns. get your money out NOW.      
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#361118 - 09/18/08 11:11 AM
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#361119 - 09/18/08 12:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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I like that you've used AC Cream as your avatar. The fact that it's not correctly sized makes him look even fatter and more disgusting than he really is.
Sincerely, thank you. 
Oh, and yeah, put your money in Wells Fargo. Best loan/deposit ratio of any bank in California. I still pleasure myself to some of their loan pricing matricies.
I can give you specific names if you want them.
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#361120 - 09/18/08 01:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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#361121 - 09/18/08 03:37 PM
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Nice...
Now AWOP ='s ihatewhores.com/forums/lite
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#361123 - 09/18/08 04:32 PM
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Registered: 07/09/06
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Morgan Stanley is in pretty bad shape. Any company with exposure to sub-prime lending products could easily fail. Any company that is active in the credit-default swaps and collateralized-debt obligation markets is very exposed.
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#361124 - 09/18/08 08:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Morgan Stanley is in pretty bad shape. Any company with exposure to sub-prime lending products could easily fail. Any company that is active in the credit-default swaps and collateralized-debt obligation markets is very exposed.
I think that's an overstatement. There's a winner and a loser in every derivative, it just happens to be the counterparties right now. Every bank has some type of real estate portfolio stress, but only 7 have failed this year. Compare that with 7,000 that failed in the early 1990s.
Dick Kovacevich rightly said that this was the first bank panic that has been caused by itself. Restrict lending practices (let's face it--not everyone deserves to live in a SFR), curb naked short-selling and allow more banks and investment managers to merge so they don't try and get into each other's panties.
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#361125 - 09/18/08 09:32 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 05/11/08
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I like that you've used AC Cream as your avatar. The fact that it's not correctly sized makes him look even fatter and more disgusting than he really is.
Sincerely, thank you.
Oh, and yeah, put your money in Wells Fargo. Best loan/deposit ratio of any bank in California. I still pleasure myself to some of their loan pricing matricies.
I can give you specific names if you want them.
Not to mention they are backed by the full faith and credit of Berkshire Hathaway
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#361126 - 09/18/08 09:41 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
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I had my first mortgage through Washington Mutual (I refuse to call them Wa Mu)... it was a nightmare.
I refinanced as soon as was fiscally feasible and decided then, almost 5 years ago, that I would never do business with them again.
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#361128 - 09/18/08 10:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Best Bank EVER in Cali was Security Pacific until they were gobbled up by Bank of America mid-late 90s. They had the best of everything, including the HOTTEST tellers ever...I cried when they were sold....
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#361129 - 09/19/08 04:49 AM
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Morgan Stanley is in pretty bad shape. Any company with exposure to sub-prime lending products could easily fail. Any company that is active in the credit-default swaps and collateralized-debt obligation markets is very exposed.
I think that's an overstatement. There's a winner and a loser in every derivative, it just happens to be the counterparties right now. Every bank has some type of real estate portfolio stress, but only 7 have failed this year. Compare that with 7,000 that failed in the early 1990s.
Dick Kovacevich rightly said that this was the first bank panic that has been caused by itself. Restrict lending practices (let's face it--not everyone deserves to live in a SFR), curb naked short-selling and allow more banks and investment managers to merge so they don't try and get into each other's panties.
Yeah, I should have been a little more clear. Not every F.I. that has any exposure to mortgage-based derivatives and sub-prime mortgages is going to fail. However, we are talking about massive exposure by some of the largest F.I.'s in the country. The 7000 banks that failed in the 90s were mostly regional and local banks. Now, we are talking about a huge shakeout on Wall St., not Main St.
Your words concerning shorting are prophetic. I see that the SEC banned shorting last night. I'm not sure I like the ban. I've always thought short-selling helped bring efficiency and necessary risk management to the markets. Conditions now are very unusual, so it might be the right call.
It is too bad that many potential saviors are unable to intervene as Barclay's and BofA have done. Private equity firms should be able to step in with their deep pockets and make acquisitions of banks, but as you know, if you acquire more than 25% of a bank, you are subject to banking regulations. No PE firm is crazy enough to put themselves in that position.
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#361131 - 09/20/08 01:39 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
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Loc: Canada
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Your economy is going to shit and its kinda amusing to be honest .....
pretty soon itll be like mad max and shit and gia will be one of those crazy bitches with face tattoos who bites your leg when you go after the leader
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#361132 - 09/20/08 03:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Then you'll be following straight after us, like the rest of the world.  With that in mind, I bet you wish your gov't. let you know something aboot guns, now.
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#361133 - 09/21/08 05:38 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/10/08
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since when do whores invest money?
this thread smells fishy
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#361134 - 09/21/08 08:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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The first 5 years of stripping, I spent it ridiculously with nothing left to show except stamps on my passport and half the showroom at Barneys. After that, I saved. I'm not perfect.
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#361137 - 09/21/08 08:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
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thanks, burg. my plan wasn't to abandon stripping for porn. in fact, my first year in porn, i only made 8 movies. i was living in las vegas, paying my mortgage with stripping (just as i had at home in seattle) plus stacking away excess while driving out to los angeles for scenes. i was repping myself and only doing b/g. i wanted to do porn because i was a fan. i was envious when i saw the box covers, when i saw the posters, and especially when i watched the scenes. it's the secret female fantasy version of being a rockstar. then there was the obvious...i like sex. why not escort you ask? because i saw sex as an art form. yes, i saw the raw emotion of lust, the pride of being a whore, and even the cum dripping from whore mouths as an art form. escorting seemed too cut and dry, too blatant as a transaction. looking back, i should have worked for exotica 2000 and profitted from my newness. they got busted, so i'm glad i didnt. you know what else i liked about doing porn? i knew how much i was making and knew it would be the easiest job in my life- even easier than stripping. why not take advantage of the money in porn?
finally, the blonde barbie, fake tit, plastic fantastic era was over. gonzo gave way to untraditional types like me. if i had the opportunity previously, i would have done it. sure, there was local internet porn starting to surface back home in seattle months before my home purchase in las vegas, but i didn't want to go that route. i wanted to do porn the most authentic way- in los angeles with the companies i grew up watching.
hope that answers your questions.
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#361138 - 09/22/08 12:40 AM
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^^^ It answered my questions and made my dick hard at the same time.
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#361139 - 09/22/08 01:36 AM
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thanks, burg.......hope that answers your questions.
Most intelligent, well reasoned, logical, thoughtful (and uniquely hott and slightly filthy) basis I've ever heard or read from a chick, in justifying or explaining her choice to make porn/gobble cum on film for all the world to see. Whether you are a Baby G fan or not, you have to dig her statement and response here, and the way she describes her perception of porn. "Cum dripping from a whore's mouth is ART...." Hottness 
I was passively-aggressively jerking off and trying to coax some raunchiness in your response here >>> "And please dont say because you were "horny", or wanted to expand your sexual horizons, or that your wanted to know what having 7 guys pop loads in your mouth at the same time before you gobbled FELT/LOOKED/TASTED LIKE...." ...... Many of us would actually like YOU, of all whores, to cop to some or all of this....you kinda did, but in a classier way.
Classy raunchiness = Nuclear hottness
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#361142 - 09/26/08 12:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Dan, I want you to be honest with me... Take 10 seconds and tell me what the "P" in "JP Morgan" stands for. Honestly, I don't expect you to reply, you probably don't know. Hell, I don't know how many other names Kori Kitten uses. All the same, relax on the story. I full well knew the bank was being brokered to someone else. There has been no standalone story about the bank, even from the FDIC website, that didn't rush to mention that all depositor's money would be safe. BabyG's biggest predicament is to extricate herself from the non-deposit activities of this institution. And I mean that in the loosest sense of the construction; kind of like saying, "The Dark Brothers were a porno institution." 
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#361143 - 09/26/08 12:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I finally transferred my money into a better bank last week, Willie. I still have an ongoing issue with my Washington Mutual safety deposit box in Seattle, but whatev.
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#361146 - 09/26/08 12:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Tried closing out/getting rid of my box. I sent the keys and notary signed letter. Because I'm a dumb whore, I didn't send it certified mail. Now Wa Mutual has no evidence that I sent the keys/letter to them. Now they're requesting I spend $200 opening the box to get my stuff out to end this whole tirade.
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#361148 - 09/26/08 12:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Just my mother's jewelry and some savings bonds.
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#361149 - 09/28/08 02:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Good news! Washington Mutual in Seattle called and is waiving ALL fees from this box incident and closing out my box. No $200 needed to break open the box! Maybe because I complained a lot or maybe it's because of their recent drama turned to hopes to keep customers. I'm still taking the rest of my money to another bank. HOLLA>
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