Have you ever read "The Millionaire Next Door" ? I'm guessing no, since it doesn't come in an eBay Russian thrift store version. In the book, half of the millionaires surveyed never spent more than $235 for a wristwatch. About one in 10 never paid more than $47, while one in four spent $100 or less.
More on that here.
If you had a brain beyond the level of your cohort of burger king employees, I would instruct you to question why you covet the things you discuss on here -- watches, gaudy accessories, poor knockoffs of tasteful clothing, unrealistic fitness goals. It sounds like you have these dreams about what is supposedly great, without thinking about why they should actually matter to you.
In the end, should you actually obtain any of these items, I am guessing it does nothing to appease that hunger for that which you think you need.