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#360927 - 09/17/08 08:03 AM Luke Ford Learns the Game
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#360928 - 09/17/08 08:15 AM Re: Luke Ford Learns the Game
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I'd appreciate a 500+ word essay on the "fight-or-flight" response any resonable female would encounter if this face suddenly wound up between your spread thighs (cue DB)



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#360929 - 09/17/08 08:17 AM Re: Luke Ford Learns the Game
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Not enough roofies in the world. I repeat...not enough. Not ever.
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#360930 - 09/17/08 09:34 AM Re: Luke Ford Learns the Game
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Not enough roofies in the world. I repeat...not enough. Not ever.





$1700 +/- $50 for gas and parking.....
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#360931 - 09/17/08 09:38 AM Re: Luke Ford Learns the Game
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I actually "got" what Luke is/was trying to accomplish in this video....he's pretty funny.
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#360932 - 09/17/08 11:19 AM Re: Luke Ford Learns the Game
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Whores hate beards...and lose the yamaha on your head.
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#360933 - 09/17/08 12:40 PM Re: Luke Ford Learns the Game
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He's mocking the veracity of this book, yet willing converted to a cult of fairytales written by bronze-age nomads who didn't understand germ theory and took part in animal sacrifice. Good call, you cocksucking no talent jew bag.
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#360934 - 09/17/08 04:05 PM Re: Luke Ford Learns the Game
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I'd appreciate a 500+ word essay on the "fight-or-flight" response any resonable female would encounter if this face suddenly wound up between your spread thighs (cue DB)







Is he applying for a job at Geico? Porn blogging, so easy a caveman can do it.
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#360935 - 09/18/08 09:39 PM Re: Luke Ford Learns the Game
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Not enough roofies in the world. I repeat...not enough. Not ever.




I would pay to watch you attempt it...

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#360936 - 09/19/08 04:56 AM Re: Luke Ford Learns the Game
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It's ... Monty Python's Flying Circus.
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#360937 - 09/19/08 05:54 PM Re: Luke Ford Learns the Game
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Quote:

Quote:

I'd appreciate a 500+ word essay on the "fight-or-flight" response any resonable female would encounter if this face suddenly wound up between your spread thighs (cue DB)







Is he applying for a job at Geico? Porn blogging, so easy a caveman can do it.




Luke doesn't eat pussy. I think it has something to do with his Vegan diet, lol.

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#360938 - 09/19/08 07:19 PM Re: Luke Ford Learns the Game
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you suck ass, lol.
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#360939 - 09/19/08 11:20 PM Re: Luke Ford Learns the Game
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I agree, lol.
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#360940 - 09/19/08 11:34 PM Re: Luke Ford Learns the Game
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Luke doesn't eat pussy. I think it has something to do with his Vegan diet, lol.




Probably more a question of whether or not it is kosher. Or fake kosher, at least.
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#360941 - 09/20/08 12:25 AM Re: Luke Ford Learns the Game
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Looks like he's off his meds again.
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#360942 - 09/20/08 06:21 AM Re: Luke Ford Learns the Game
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Maybe he is getting a head start on that ZZ Top Halloween costume.
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#360943 - 09/20/08 07:01 AM Re: Luke Ford Learns the Game
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I think porn failed luke..
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#360944 - 09/20/08 09:50 AM Re: Luke Ford Learns the Game
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Looks like he's off his meds again.




Gahhh, here is one instance i fucking KNOW where Heroin would really REALLY help someone. Antidepressants are for shiite....WHY do you think the Brain HAS Opiate receptors?

If I still lived in So Cal I'd try to help poor Luke .... unfortunately, I cant send $$ to Holly and then have her try to scrounge up some smack for him, she'd roll into some drug infested neighborhood and be kidnapped herself, and then I'd have to organize a massive rescue operation, with my new Wheelchair flamethrower BLAZING the way of Club Da Burglar security into da' hood....then KTLA news would broadcast the battle, I'd be marked for death by every minority in LA, there would be riots, and I'd never find Holly.

See!?!? See how things can get out of hand due to one man's (Luke) mental problems.....
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#360945 - 09/20/08 10:09 AM Re: Luke Ford Learns the Game
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Quote:

Looks like he's off his meds again.


Holly, do you know what it is exactly that he takes??

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#360946 - 09/20/08 03:48 PM Re: Luke Ford Learns the Game
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Quote:

Quote:

Looks like he's off his meds again.


Holly, do you know what it is exactly that he takes??




Yeah but I'm not sure it would be ethical of me to discuss it.
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#360947 - 09/20/08 05:50 PM Re: Luke Ford Learns the Game
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Looks like he's off his meds again.


Holly, do you know what it is exactly that he takes??




Yeah but I'm not sure it would be ethical of me to discuss it.


You're such a lady full of etiquette, that's another reason you're so special.
Thanks for responding and not "putting him out there".
But if you wanted to PM the list, I would like to look at it....

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#360948 - 09/20/08 05:55 PM Re: Luke Ford Learns the Game
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Looks like he's off his meds again.


Holly, do you know what it is exactly that he takes??




Yeah but I'm not sure it would be ethical of me to discuss it.




But it was ethical of you to divulge that he is on meds? I am constantly astonished these days by the complete disregard people have for the privacy of others. Do the words, "Discretion is the better part of valor." no longer have meaning?
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#360949 - 09/20/08 05:57 PM Re: Luke Ford Learns the Game
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She just said he was on meds, he's said it 1000X on here and everywhere else, so it was no secret, she didnt expose that he takes meds. At least she didnt list them.

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#360950 - 09/21/08 12:34 AM Re: Luke Ford Learns the Game
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Luke divulged LONG ago on his website that he has been on and off Antidepressants...it was often the topic of many of his stories and rants on his site. It is common knowledge, Holly didnt divulge anything...

Holly, I think he has actually stated the meds he took in the past, it is somewhere in the LIB archives, but I am not interested in going back to look, let whoever is curious do so....I still say he needs to smoke opium to at least provide a measure of happiness and mellow his ass out.
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#360951 - 09/21/08 03:12 AM Re: Luke Ford Learns the Game
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Registered: 05/31/04
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what db said..
he talked about it on his youtube channel here:

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=M7GOX1q9_Vc

as an (arguably) interesting aside, luke has reached the 1300 video mark on youtube. most of them pretty self indulgent, like this holly one:

http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=9S-Sb9oJqMw


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