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#360828 - 09/16/08 10:17 PM Panzer Bed Design
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	I just got an idea to design a super bed. A bed that would have pretty much everything built-in in it: starting from cordless phone, to anal kit and in the end there will be even 2 anti-personel mines built in it.
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#360829 - 09/16/08 10:54 PM Re: Panzer Bed Design
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	yeah, that's called an apartment. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#360830 - 09/17/08 06:20 AM Re: Panzer Bed Design
Outback Whack Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/02/05 Posts: 314	Quote: I just got an idea to design a super bed. ... and in the end there will be even 2 anti-personel mines built in it. That gives a whole new meaning to making the girl sleep in the wet spot.
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#360831 - 09/17/08 04:14 PM Re: Panzer Bed Design
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Quote: I just got an idea to design a super bed. ... and in the end there will be even 2 anti-personel mines built in it. That gives a whole new meaning to making the girl sleep in the wet spot. Hehehe. It is 2 claymore type of mines. They will be housed inside the bedchest and can be used as a defence against intruders. Like if you are in sleep in the morning and the police raides your place then you can activate the mines right when they will enetr the room, anyone inside the bed wont get hurt but the other people in the room will get blasted. Think of it like a car's headlights, whoever is behind them won't get hurt but the ones that are infront of light will get hurt. "The Claymore fires shrapnel, in the form of steel balls, out to about 100 meters across a 60° arc in front of the device. It is used primarily in ambushes and as an anti-infiltration device against enemy infantry. It is also of some use against soft-skinned vehicles." Attachments 348362-claymore_set.jpg (4 downloads)
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#360832 - 09/17/08 05:02 PM Re: Panzer Bed Design
Anonymous Unregistered	I promise to report any mysterious explosions in Brooklyn that may occur due to product testing.
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#360833 - 09/18/08 09:31 PM Re: Panzer Bed Design
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	I already did a couple of promissing sketches that generally outline the whole "bed system" or I like to call it the K1-M "Magnifico". Like 1-2 years ago there was this ad on TV from Bob's Furniture where this cunt was saying the word Magnifico every 5-7 seconds and I got pretty irritated by it. Here are the base parts for it: - King size mattress - K-Frame for king size mattress - Bed chest - 2 night stands - Headboard section (with bunch of stuff built into it) - Optional canopy with curtain screens and retractable TV system with 3 big-screen plasma displays. And here are some ideas that I have in mind for the bed: - Universal remote controller - Cordless phone - Anal Kit AK-S - Escape hatch (leads to the floor below) - AKS-74U assault rifle - Gas generator - Arms-Legs restrain system - Wine cooler Yeah!
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#360834 - 09/19/08 07:15 AM Re: Panzer Bed Design
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Quote: I already did a couple of promissing sketches that generally outline the whole "bed system" or I like to call it the K1-M "Magnifico". Like 1-2 years ago there was this ad on TV from Bob's Furniture where this cunt was saying the word Magnifico every 5-7 seconds and I got pretty irritated by it. Here are the base parts for it: - King size mattress - K-Frame for king size mattress - Bed chest - 2 night stands - Headboard section (with bunch of stuff built into it) - Optional canopy with curtain screens and retractable TV system with 3 big-screen plasma displays. And here are some ideas that I have in mind for the bed: - Universal remote controller - Cordless phone - Anal Kit AK-S - Escape hatch (leads to the floor below) - AKS-74U assault rifle - Gas generator - Arms-Legs restrain system - Wine cooler Yeah! Redundant, we know enough about your diet. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#360835 - 09/19/08 08:31 AM Re: Panzer Bed Design
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	This is pretty much the sketch rendering of the bed: Attachments 348677-Bed1.jpg (4 downloads)
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#360836 - 09/19/08 09:25 AM Re: Panzer Bed Design
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7602 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Quote: Quote: I just got an idea to design a super bed. ... and in the end there will be even 2 anti-personel mines built in it. That gives a whole new meaning to making the girl sleep in the wet spot. There will NEVER EVER be any girl in any bed of Panzer's to sleep in the wet spot. _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#360837 - 09/19/08 11:26 AM Re: Panzer Bed Design
Anonymous Unregistered	At least if, god forbid, he goes Swami and kidnaps one, she can try to make it to the escape hatch.
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#360838 - 09/19/08 12:14 PM Re: Panzer Bed Design
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	We're going to look foolish twenty years from now when History Channel has Alex Panzer Week on Modern Marvels. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#360839 - 09/19/08 06:58 PM Re: Panzer Bed Design
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7602 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Modern Marvels? Try Sex Crimes of the Early 21st Century.... _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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