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You're slightly more literate than your employee Dara Fjord, which is like saying Eichmann was a little more virtuous than Hitler. When all four of your collective dendrites are functioning properly, you two manage to belt out some of the greatest leaps in logic than man ever conjectured, either that or the blandest interviews ever recorded. The same questions over and over. It's a wonder your readers don't have a higher incidence of suicide-by-paper-cut.

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Keep it real, Smut!

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