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#360717 - 09/15/08 10:03 PM
Re: LukeIsBack.com back up an running for 3 months now
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#360718 - 09/16/08 04:25 AM
Re: LukeIsBack.com back up an running for 3 months now
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It sucks. I check it out from time to time but the content is just not interesting. It's mostly boring political bullshit conspiracy theories, whores interviews and long stories about bunch of whores and losers running around in the desert trying to shoot a post-apocalyptic movie of some sort. The only thing that is worth reading are comments from big dick daddy and colonel.
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#360719 - 09/16/08 09:28 AM
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Registered: 09/07/05
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I want more pictures. Wasn't sexycity supposed to be your photog? Can you have her post pics more often?
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#360721 - 09/16/08 10:54 AM
Re: LukeIsBack.com back up an running for 3 months now
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Registered: 01/30/08
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It fucking sucks huge balls. Gay-assed shitty gossip/promo and puff pieces. How many times are you going to have an article where Tony Batman gets mentioned? And stay away from politics. You're not that smart....
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#360724 - 09/17/08 01:02 AM
Re: LukeIsBack.com back up an running for 3 months now
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I thought it was a brussels sprout.
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#360731 - 09/18/08 09:28 AM
Re: LukeIsBack.com back up an running for 3 months
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Is there any demand for a good picture of Ron Jeremy anywhere on this board?
Well, Panzer needs back hair grooming tips. Even the Hedgehog looks neat and svelte by comparison.
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#360733 - 09/18/08 02:50 PM
Re: LukeIsBack.com back up an running for 3 months
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Registered: 12/28/07
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"The pictures were NOT taken with a webcam! They were taking with the top of the line Kodak Funsaver- $6.99!"
LukeIsBack.com
Brilliant site, lots of quality information, well written, solidly resourced, intense interviews and funny to boot.....
What else could we possibly ask for?
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#360734 - 09/19/08 10:48 PM
Re: LukeIsBack.com back up an running for 3 months
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Registered: 05/16/07
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Not at all, I'd like to hear your advice...
NL 
Here you go:
(Excluding all the bullshit that can be said about Darrah)
Putting a window on the left side to the comments page is just stupid; LukeIsBack took a giant down-hill turn when Luke put up the comment feature originally and all of a sudden it was full of BigDickDaddy, Jeremy Steal and all sorts of other goobers 24/7. I'd personally get rid of the feature all together, let alone giving those boneheads such a prominent place right on your front page.
Your banner blows. You're not Dr. Doom, or whoever the fuck that's supposed to be. It just doesn't make sense having a druid as your logo for a porn site.
I have no clue who any of the people are on your site; Not Luke is Luke is Back who is Cindi Loftus who also runs CindiNakedTruth and Luke is Back? Confusing? I don't even know if thats right. Stick to one screenname (if this is actually Cindi) or make a post once and for all about whos who. Its hard for readers to form an identity for you and feel inclined to follow you, let alone having absolutely no personal details.
Second, get some real insiders, not glorified porn fans if you think you're still catering to insider porn news. Al Blanco looks like some goober porn fan in all the pictures you've posted; only post professional shoots if you're going to emphasize show shooting as its just not as funny as Luke putting up a bunch of shitty photos.
Stop going on about your ranking, Alexa or any of that bullshit; it makes you sound over-concerned or occupied with bullshit meaningless web rankings. Stay away from politics you know nothing about. Stick to porn. There's a reason Luke put most of his bullshit religious and political views on a whole other site.
Don't be afraid to piss people off it means a story; I think Gene Ross has picked up most the slack in Luke's wake/absence. Update 4-5 times a day, one or two of your own posts and the rest links to other important stories with YOUR comment on it. Investigate other porn stories; a ten minute phone call can give a week's of content.
Stick to a few trusted porn-whores for stories. I have rarely heard of anyone featured on LIB anymore, and even sometimes a no comment or a short answer from someone is better than a bullshit fluff interview. Leave that bullshit up to TheNaughtyAmerican.
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#360735 - 09/20/08 04:34 AM
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Registered: 12/28/07
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"Stick to a few trusted porn-whores for stories."
And who would that be? Any suggestions, Stevie?
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#360736 - 09/20/08 09:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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You hit it on the head, Mr. Why.
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#360738 - 09/21/08 07:56 AM
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Putting a window on the left side to the comments page is just stupid; LukeIsBack took a giant down-hill turn when Luke put up the comment feature originally and all of a sudden it was full of BigDickDaddy, Jeremy Steal and all sorts of other goobers 24/7. I'd personally get rid of the feature all together, let alone giving those boneheads such a prominent place right on your front page.
Take away the comments (inane as some may be) and she's got NOTHING. My nephew's weekly reader is bolder and more informative than this shite.
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Your banner blows. You're not Dr. Doom, or whoever the fuck that's supposed to be. It just doesn't make sense having a druid as your logo for a porn site.
I have no clue who any of the people are on your site; Not Luke is Luke is Back who is Cindi Loftus who also runs CindiNakedTruth and Luke is Back? Confusing? I don't even know if thats right. Stick to one screenname (if this is actually Cindi) or make a post once and for all about whos who. Its hard for readers to form an identity for you and feel inclined to follow you, let alone having absolutely no personal details.
Agreed, but then again Ms. Lupus had all the personality of a wet napkin when she was only running Mindy's Pastie-Covered Pablum, so why should this be any different.
Although watching her continue to refer to herself as "NL " long after she outed herself in the throes of a paranoid meltdown is kinda funny.
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Second, get some real insiders, not glorified porn fans if you think you're still catering to insider porn news. Al Blanco looks like some goober porn fan in all the pictures you've posted
In order for her to actually find insiders to dish dirt, she would first have to understand that there are folks out there with axes to grind. Unfortunately, Mindy is still under the ADT "shiny happy porno people" delusion.
And who the fuck is Al Blanco, anyway?
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only post professional shoots if you're going to emphasize show shooting as its just not as funny as Luke putting up a bunch of shitty photos.
I tried explaining this one to Mindy by linking her to the Conky CoD catalogue. But as Dorothy Parker once said: "You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think."
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Stop going on about your ranking, Alexa or any of that bullshit; it makes you sound over-concerned or occupied with bullshit meaningless web rankings.
This was one of the issues the last idiot had.
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Stay away from politics you know nothing about. Stick to porn. There's a reason Luke put most of his bullshit religious and political views on a whole other site.
And for the love of Christ, Stop Giving Shelley Lubben Free Publicity. Just stop it. I don't care what Darrah thinks; Shelley cares about the whores as much as Beijing cares about Human Rights.
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Again: Shiny happy porno people. 
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