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#360649 - 09/15/08 10:30 AM
Re: Could a guy with one nut get any work?
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Internet Tough Guy
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#360650 - 09/15/08 11:22 AM
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Lance Armstrong, is that you?
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#360651 - 09/15/08 11:43 AM
Re: Could a guy with one nut get any work?
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One love, one heart
Let's get together and feel all right
Hear the children crying (One love)
Hear the children crying (One heart)
Sayin', "Give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right."
Sayin', "Let's get together and feel all right."
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Let them all pass all their dirty remarks (One love)
There is one question I'd really love to ask (One heart)
Is there a place for the hopeless sinner
Who has hurt all mankind just to save his own?
Believe me
One love, one heart
Let's get together and feel all right
As it was in the beginning (One love)
So shall it be in the end (One heart)
Alright, "Give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right."
"Let's get together and feel all right."
One more thing
Let's get together to fight this Holy Armageddon (One love)
So when the Man comes there will be no, no doom (One song)
Have pity on those whose chances grow thinner
There ain't no hiding place from the Father of Creation
Sayin', "One love, one heart
Let's get together and feel all right."
I'm pleading to mankind (One love)
Oh, Lord (One heart) Whoa.
"Give thanks and praise to the Lord and I will feel all right."
Let's get together and feel all right.
(Repeat)
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NOW FUCKIN PASS THE GANGA OVER HERE! BITCH!
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#360652 - 09/15/08 12:42 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
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it would make it easier to perform the "dog in the bathtub" that's for sure.
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#360654 - 09/15/08 02:49 PM
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Looking over your post I forgot to mention.....
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#360656 - 09/15/08 05:35 PM
Re: Could a guy with one nut get any work?
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
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The sarcastic side of wants to say, "Hey at least you'll be a lesser obstruction during a DP, or any camera angle for that matter". Hell you get dicks that curve at right angles in porn. I'd say since straight porn is about the chicks, thankfully;  as long as your shit worked you can cum in front of people, I can't see why not. But grow some thick skin because guaranteed you are gone get your ball busted daily.
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#360657 - 09/15/08 09:58 PM
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Straight For Pay
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You are 1/2 a man. The last thing you should do is show this to the world.
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#360659 - 09/15/08 10:21 PM
Re: Could a guy with one nut get any work?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/15/08
Posts: 190
Loc: California
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No, because you can't get into the military with one testicle, so no you can't fucking screw chicks for money with one testicle.
You could probably do fetish work where you will be called what you are, impotent, inadequate, freak, and they will slap your little ball up in your belly.
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#360660 - 09/15/08 11:52 PM
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You are 1/2 a man. The last thing you should do is show this to the world.
I dont normally do 2 lyrics posts in one thread.....but I am real close to an STP song.
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#360661 - 09/15/08 11:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
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Loc: TX, USA
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If you can get hard and stay hard in a chick's hole while several other guys are lustfully rubbing against you, if you can cum on demand and not early, if you aren't particularly picky about what you stick you cock into, then there's probably someone who will hire you, after you break in.
The breaking in is the harder part. A lot of guys claim they can do it and then fail to perform when the camera and payroll is rolling so there's a reluctance to try any new guy. Remember that the rest of the cast & crew are being paid while a guy struggles - that's expensive, especially if he can't finish the scene as desired. A girl only needs to provide holes for a shoot but a guy needs to perform.
As was said it's about the girls. As long as it's not too distracting from the girls the problem of getting in is going to be the usual one of finding someone willing to try a new guy.
(a lot of guys get in by getting a cute girlfriend with several accommodating holes and tricking her into doing porn, only with them. Sometimes it works if the girl is hot or into anal gangbangs or other circus acts)
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#360662 - 09/16/08 03:50 AM
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(a lot of guys get in by getting a cute girlfriend with several accommodating holes and tricking her into doing porn, only with them. Sometimes it works if the girl is hot or into anal gangbangs or other circus acts)
JRV..nailed this one....the key is bring something more to the table other then YOU.....no offence to YOU....but there are many YOUS....now if you got it going on to land some hottie then most folks will tend to think your not just doing it to get laid and that if you can satisfy her you just maybe a good candidate for the biz....
Bottom line....bring in a HOT bitch.....and doesn’t matter where your from or if you got no arms.....as long as you can do the job your in...If you can’t...they will tell you to KICK ROCKS.
Then again you could start up your own production co and pay the girls to bang you.....being that your the male talent.......then if you can get wood....it will be called limp noodler in the land of hotties!
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#360664 - 09/16/08 04:52 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#360665 - 09/16/08 05:36 AM
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Anonymous
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If you can get hard and stay hard in a chick's hole while several other guys are lustfully rubbing against you, if you can cum on demand and not early, if you aren't particularly picky about what you stick you cock into, then there's probably someone who will hire you, after you break in.
^^^Rudyard Kipling? 
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#360667 - 09/16/08 07:06 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
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you would be huge in the gay porn world
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#360668 - 09/16/08 08:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
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A one-nut exhibitionist. I guess we've seen it all.
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#360669 - 09/17/08 01:39 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 09/17/08
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To go back to your initial question, one of the harder-working male pornstars in French XXX world has one nut.
His name is Titof. He has a very thick cock. He has a lot of personal problems that have hindered his career but he was hugely popular a few years ago and was actually one of the favorite partners of the female stars.
So there is no reason for which it would be a problem
Edited by nhuixnhuix (09/17/08 01:40 PM)
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#360670 - 09/18/08 12:00 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 09/15/08
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Loc: Brixton, London, England
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#360672 - 09/18/08 05:03 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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can't he just get a fake nut? fill up the sac with an implant? i thought that was kind of standard after testicular cancer. 
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#360673 - 09/18/08 08:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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I thought SPs with one nut routinely got work.
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#360674 - 09/18/08 09:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
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can't he just get a fake nut? fill up the sac with an implant? i thought that was kind of standard after testicular cancer.
http://www.neuticles.com/
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#360675 - 09/18/08 09:17 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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^^^thanks, gypsy Quote:
Neuticles allows your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with neutering.
you gotta be fucking kidding me. 
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#360676 - 09/18/08 10:45 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 09/15/08
Posts: 31
Loc: Brixton, London, England
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can't he just get a fake nut? fill up the sac with an implant? i thought that was kind of standard after testicular cancer.
I was offered a silicone one, as are all patients in the UK. And they're free, paid for by other people's taxes. But here it's generally done in a second op after you've had the cancerous one removed. Which means another trip to hospital, another general anaesthetic...and I thought 'another operation just for that? No thanks.' A lot of patients have the same attitiude. For some reason losing one doesn't bother us as much as we thought it would. Some people think it must be as bad as a mastectomy for a woman, but really it's no worse than losing a shirt button.
A big advantage of having only one is that if you ride bicycles and motorcycles you get whacked in the nuts half as often.
The only advantage of having a fake one that I could think of would be that I could do party tricks by inviting girls to squeeze it with pliers. If any ladies can persuade me that it might get me laid, I'll look into it.
Thanks for tuning in to Doctor Disgusting! Tomorrow: double anal after haemorrhoid stapling.
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