Do you ever wanna smack white people who claim to be "half Native American?" I have seen the whitest Irish and Germanic looking fuckin crackers naming Native American in their ancestry. Everytime I hear a white person say that shit I never believe it. I think it makes them feel like they're interesting or something, there is some sort of insecurity attached to proclaiming that some distant ancestor is supposedly a fucking Indian.

I'm sure all of these folks grandmothers were rushing out to fuck the people who committed genocide on them.