(Your Name Here) Eats Fucking Lead (Columbine Snowball Massacre Remix)

We reminisced last night about being fucked over in school and compared to today's shotgun justice that everyday becomes more cool. Penchants for violence and us geeks being scraped off the floor: I am assured that it isn't always going to be that way anymore. All the experts sit and wonder "Why don a trench coat and shoot fucks like Scott Staniel in the fucking throat ?" It was only a matter of time ! We had our hit lists too ! With visions of their girlfriends at funerals, all over page two. You can council our hatred away from us if you think you can. Only after you pry their eye gouged from our cold lifeless hands. You camero driving bud light guzzling blond hair blue eyed steroid pumping sack of shit.