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What is the proper etiquette when you're just starting anal sex with a woman and hit a turd? Recently, I hooked up with a waitress I work with. As we were fooling around, I started massaging her butthole and she told me she was down with some anal if I took my time and get her ass loose. Since anal is a rare treat for me, I was lucky I didn't blow my wad on the spot. Anyway, I grab the lube and start poking around. But, alas, when I slipped my index finger im fully, it struck the head end of a round brown sewer worm. I wasn't sure what to do. I now had shit on the end of my finger and I damn sure didn't want to get it on the end of my pecker. I fumbled an excuse and went into the bathroom and used her toothbrush to scrub the feces from under my fingernail (I then sterilized both finger and toothbrush with Listerine). I ended up just doing some regular pussy fucking. My question is, "What should I have done when encountering a turd in the ass of pretty woman?"



If you can't handle a little shit from time to time you shouldn't be doing anal. I say just ignore the turd and fuck that ass.
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