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#360419 - 09/13/08 09:04 AM
What's Up With Ass Acne?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/26/06
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What is to blame for the recent rash of ass pimples populating porn? The last couple of movies I've watched have all featured women in the throes of a severe care of ass acne. Thanks to a combination of ass pimples and ass dimples (otherwise known as cellulite), one chick's ass looked like a topographical map of Pakistan. In some Sineplex movie I just watched, all of the women had this affliction. They were all Russian or from some former communist hellhole where they do speak no good English, so the infection has jumped the Atlantic, much live the Hiv did some years back. Is this razor rash from women shaving their asses or some mutant form of herp caused by not washing splooge off quickly enough. All I know is ass pimples are a wood killer. The industry needs to address this issue.
Edited by IdahoArapaho (09/13/08 09:06 AM)
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#360421 - 09/13/08 12:15 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
Loc: U.S. Outpost 31
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It ain't acne.
It's what happens when people don't use Valtrex.
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#360422 - 09/13/08 12:17 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
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I think that's so gross on both men and women. Christ, St Ives Apricot Scrub is super cheap. Get it together and clean that shit.
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#360425 - 09/13/08 01:17 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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^^^that is the best post ever.
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#360427 - 09/13/08 06:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Mr. Brandon Irons, please pick up the white courtesy telephone...
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#360428 - 09/13/08 07:36 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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maybe they are dancers too- alot fo irls get butt rash or zitts or whatever from stage, dirty chairs, yucky mens laps, grinding too hard, etc.
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#360430 - 09/13/08 11:06 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Just use Stridex pads on that-- should clear it right up.
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#360431 - 09/13/08 11:39 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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#360432 - 09/14/08 12:50 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 04/11/08
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#360433 - 09/14/08 01:05 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
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have to agree with anus smell. there is a cumfart cocktail movie with claire robbins. she pulls her pussy flap to the side and there is a whole crop of warts under it. i had to rewind and freeze it over and over.
this other bitch is licking it, and your like "damn, she doesn't give a fuck", then you notice the huge lesions around her asshole too.
Exactly! What kind of whore doesn't have warts?? 
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#360435 - 09/14/08 06:28 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
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Exactly! What kind of whore doesn't have warts??
what % of porn whores have warts?
100%
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#360436 - 09/14/08 04:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Exactly! What kind of whore doesn't have warts??
what % of porn whores have warts?
100%
Not true. Gia doesnt have any and I've seen a lot of cute pussies in the porno world and they dont have bumps or warts of any type. Razor bumps and warts are different things guys.
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#360437 - 09/14/08 04:36 PM
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Anonymous
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I think your talkin about cracknie....como of both crack and acne...
personally I think its neither....just plain Staphylococcus.
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#360438 - 09/14/08 04:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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I think your talkin about cracknie....como of both crack and acne...
personally I think its neither....just plain Staphylococcus.
 Im stealing that word.
We can call Amy Winehouse Cracknie of Camden instead. Imagine her bush. 
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#360439 - 09/14/08 04:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I don't see her being able to concentrate enough to groom herself.
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#360440 - 09/15/08 10:16 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/15/08
Posts: 190
Loc: California
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Kelly Wells scene in the movie Corruption has the worst fucking boils ever in a porn. It comes from the bisexual male performers in the business screwing twinkie tweakers off camera. Another source are the meth skanks and hookers in the biz.
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#360441 - 09/15/08 10:40 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Kelly Wells scene in the movie Corruption has the worst fucking boils ever in a porn.
Maybe someone should pop them with a toothpick.
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