What is to blame for the recent rash of ass pimples populating porn? The last couple of movies I've watched have all featured women in the throes of a severe care of ass acne. Thanks to a combination of ass pimples and ass dimples (otherwise known as cellulite), one chick's ass looked like a topographical map of Pakistan. In some Sineplex movie I just watched, all of the women had this affliction. They were all Russian or from some former communist hellhole where they do speak no good English, so the infection has jumped the Atlantic, much live the Hiv did some years back. Is this razor rash from women shaving their asses or some mutant form of herp caused by not washing splooge off quickly enough. All I know is ass pimples are a wood killer. The industry needs to address this issue.