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Best Couples Scene AKA most Romantic Moment in porn Keeani Lei's husband as the last load dropper at her bukkake.

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Nothing for Tony Batman?

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Some of those are utterly ridiculous, are those real??

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Some of those are utterly ridiculous, are those real??

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It is called Sexopolis Tongue-in-Cheek Sunset Strip Porn Awards: They are meant to be funny. People take themselves way too seriously in this business, that's why we are doing this.

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Nothing for Tony Batman?

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Biggest Wankus wannabe.

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Biggest Cum Guzzler Porno Dan

Puffiest Nipples Rob Longshot

Prettiest Penis Gen X

Blogger of the Year Christian XXX

Best Bimbo Dave Navarro

Fluffer of the year James Bartholet

Biggest Pussy Lips Kurt Lockwood

Director Most Likely to sleep with talent off camera Skeeter

Most likely to fuck the crew Skeeter

Suitcase Pimp of the Year Mr. Chelsie Rae

Most likely to deny they were in the adult business Luke Ford

Least likely to get laid off camera That fat black nobody, Chase, at every fucking porn party.

Most overhyped starlet Tera Patrick

Golden Throat Award Ryan Knox

Best sex kitten Holly Randall

Best Character actor in porn White balance board

Best Couples Scene AKA most Romantic Moment in porn Keeani Lei's husband as the last load dropper at her bukkake.

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Some of those are utterly ridiculous, are those real??

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I won Most Pessimistic Person in the Industry because I yelled out my own name when they announced the category. Anyone know who was supposed to win it?

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Wednesday, 17 September 2008

The Sexopolis Tongue-in-Cheek Sunset Strip Porn Awards started off great with starlets on stage dancing and industry talent packing the VIP room on Sunset Strip in Hollywood having a great time until late into the evening when liquor got the best of some and the worst of others.

When King Ryan event producer who has had numberous events in and around the adult industry including co promoting Porno Dan's birthday party on Thursday September 18 and the normal adult hangout Blue Moon in North Hollywood possibly had a little to much to drink or maybe it was the fault of adult male talent Jordan Lane who was at fault has King Ryan hits him right in his face.
According to people at the scene the stories are both one sided and nobody really known what exactly happened except that Ryan hit Jordan right in the face cutting his upper lip and taking Jordan of the list of possible male talent to work for the next week at least until his lip swels down.

I talked to both parties at some time after the event with Jordan live at the scene who informed me that Ryan who was taken away by Los Angeles County Sheriff Deputies and told to go home. Had cropped Jordan's girfriend outside the VIP room and was told to stop and one thing let to another when Ryan clocked him right in the chin.

"I am a male talent and I don't crop female talent" said Lane while still on scene. He also added "I want periferal porn people treat our girls peers and gentlmen with respect and it sickens me o see a women oppfecturated and decigrated"

When, I spoke to Ryan on the phone after being informed by VIP Room security that he was only told to go home and was not taken to the station that he did not scare him and that was the problem and Ryan also added that he challenges Jordan to a fight.

King Ryans statement witch was sent to me via email is as follows "Crystal Ashley Storm and I were hugging, taking photos, and laughing about fun things that we were planning for my Playboy Mansion event on October 4th when Mr. Lane told me to take my hands off of Ms. Ashley Storm's boobs. now I will be the first to admit that I DON'T KNOW WHO'S DATING WHO in the porn industry, but I immediately took my hands off of Crystal's boobs and apologized to Jordan Lane with an offering of my hand shake. Jordan Lane replied to my offering with this gesture "you're just some monkey on the street groping porn stars"

He also added a few more things like how Mr. Lane did not want to let the issue die and after numerous After Mr. Lane denied his second attempt at "squashing the beef" Ryan said he had taken all he could take as Mr. Lane got closer and closer to Ryan he hit him with a right hook to the chin that made his nose and lip bleed.

The people outside most of then in the industry quickly stepped in to break up the fight. Mr. Lane stayed back while LA County deputies escorted Ryan and his entourage to his car.

That is the end of what was a nice and fun night for the industry to make fun of its friends turned into an afterthought as the talk tonight and tomorrow will be about the fight or argument between King Ryan who btw can not be more then like 155 pounds and the much bigger 230 pound Jordan Lane.

Courtesy of: Zander Kane

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Best Couples Scene AKA most Romantic Moment in porn Keeani Lei's husband as the last load dropper at her bukkake.

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nahhh!!! really????