Ever since i found out i had lung cancer a few weeks ago you start to look at life in a different way, and since i finish up with my job at the end of the week i have put together a list of things to do before i die and figured i would share it with the board to see if anyone else has thought about something similar even though they might not be dying (or planning to) anytime soon, if so feel free to post it on this thread, interested to see what other people plan to do, here is the monkeys. 10 been the least 1 being the most, here we go.


10. sky dive: Never done it before but will be doing it in a little over two weeks.

9. Streak at a sporting event: I am actually not looking forward to this one but have made a promise to myself to do it, what event im not sure but i would like to do it during the day in warm weather and in front of a large crowd

9a. Read luke ford's book : Just joking.

8.have sex with krystal steal: why not, i wonder if they have a make a wish foundation for sick perverts?.

7. Vists all 7 wonders of the world: great chance to travel and see some great things.

6. cruise over christmas with a few select friends: not a booze cruise just a nice couple of week cruise through some hot places at xmas time

5. try life as a woman: this might be a pipe dream but to have the surgery and see what its like in the world for a sexy female monkey like myself for a few weeks, doubt this ones going to happen though.

4. make up with fayner: I meainly want this for the amazing make up sex we would have more then anything, im still a man.

3. fly to the moon: hopefully im still around when this is becoming more frequent.

2. travel the world: this is like the 7 wonders but seeing as much of the world as i can.

1. Making peace with myself.

This thread is far too serious, and I am vexed because I cannot crack wise at it

I want to swim the river to Mexico.

I also would like to try DMT. It is one of the only psychadelics I have not done.

Yes, mescaline is quite nice.

It's much more euphoric than LSD.

I have slowed down a great deal since college, but I still partake 1-3 times a year.

One of my favorite drugs that has both sedative and psychadelic properties is Ketamine(Special K).

In high doses it most assuredly induces preternatural states. Very zen.

Okay, back to Monkey's topic.


I want fuck three 18-21 year old girls at one time. I am not in porn, so this stuff isn't common for me. I assume I might pull this one of in Amsterdam, some day.

I would like to finish the book I've been writing for two years now.

I want to sky dive and bungee jump, of course.

I would like to retire completely from work by 40 years of age. At the moment I am leaning towards retiring in Southern Mexico or Spain.

I want to successfully avoid marrying the proverbial ball-busting soul-sucking woman to whom so many middle-aged men have lost their nuts.