I had the pleasure of being on the set of a 57 man Bukkake Video! The movie was JM Productions, American Bukkake 37. I went to the bukkake set, so we could see which guys we might want to use for a couple new reality sites, I am shooting for. Bukkake is kinda of like the proving ground, or minor leagues, for male porn talent.

I arrived at the bukkake around 7 pm, right as Jim Powers was shooting a tease video with the star of tonight’s bukkake, Deena Daniels. When I got there the one things that immediately hit me was how orderly everything was. Johnny Thrust, Jim’s Production Manager, was taking all the guys ids and getting all the guys signed in. I recognized some of the guys who were signing in including: Brandon Iron, Eric Swiss, Jenner, Justin Syder, Sledge Hammer, Dave Hardman and Brad Hardy. I was surprised to see established porn guys at this event, as the guys only get paid $75 each.

Jim continued with intro videos then had Gia Jordan take a couple stills of Deena. Then Jim did a 15 minute hilarious behind the scenes video with Dave Hardman. Dave expressed his beliefs how the world will end on 2012. He also stated he was going to vote for McCain, because he would let him own rocket propelled grenades, so he could defend himself when the end came.

After Dave’s insane ramblings, Jim had all the guys pile in the room so that Gia Jordan, his still photographer, could take pics for the box cover. Gia had to yell at the guys several times, so that they would close enough to Deena so she could get her shot. When she finally got the pictures she needed it was Bukkake Time! The guys started jerking off one after another on Deena. The guys came in very rapid succession. Over 30 guys came within the first ten minutes. Since this was a true bukkake the guys weren’t allowed to touch Deena and she could not touch them. I was amazed how quick the bukkake was. All 57 guys were done in less than 20 minutes. I have been on set for almost 1,000 scenes and I have to say this was the most efficient shoot I have ever seen.

After the shoot I helped Deena walk up the stairs to the shower. She couldn’t open her eyes as they were coated in cum! All in all it was good time, and we found at least 20 new guys for us to use for our new reality sites. I look forward to the next time I am invited to cover one of Jim Power’s Bukkake shoots.

If you were on set where was security?

Dan, are you natural blonde ?

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"If you can't laugh at yourself, what can you laugh at?"


Well, I can always laugh at you, Dan. No problem.

Bukkake is for faggots.

where do you find these ???

newspaper?

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Those guys truly scare me, and I dont scare that easily, but naked men that look like that is my worst fucking nightmare.

Can you lower the mopeness of the picture through Photoshop?

You're right. These guys need to grab a Highlights magazine and read 'Goofus and Gallant' so they know how to present themselves to a lady before she swallows 65 loads.

Oh goodness did that make me feel old, Highlights, I had 4 poems published in that magazine in the 3rd grade.

Are you fucking serious? I used to dream of seeing my poems or riddles in there, but I was too chicken shit to send them. So, not once but thrice plus another? You were the motherfuckin' shit! I should've sent them.

^^ Chico/Sergio T????

What a minute, I think I saw this guy in the parking lot of the Woodland Hills Home Depot looking for day labor work last week. Pull weeds or jizz on a whore's face in a bukkake, I guess they pay about the same at the end of the day.