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#360039 - 09/14/08 02:55 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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Quote:

The ladies are somewhat mentally unstable.

So really I'm not that picky - not fat, big tits, not too dumb, not Conservative, not irritating, very dirty.




I am not conservative, have average boobs, super mentally unstable.

I might have been perfect for you except, I'm super dumb and a fatty.
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#360040 - 09/14/08 03:21 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
Anonymous
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^^^ But, hey, at least you're honest.

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#360041 - 09/14/08 03:30 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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Quote:

^^^ But, hey, at least you're honest.




Thanks, I find it to be one of my best qualities. Yet found it to be somewhat of a curse aswell, I tend to lose alot of friends and have ruined plenty of relationships that way.

If I cheat I will come home and tell you all about it...

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#360042 - 09/14/08 09:23 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
Anonymous
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Quote:

I like big




thats a fuckin quinky dink...me too!!! we share such great taste!

Quote:

I am not conservative, have average boobs, super mentally unstable.

I might have been perfect for you except, I'm super dumb and a fatty.




you are sooo my girl its not funny....well except for the fatty deal....or lets go over it gently...what your definition of a "fattie"???......

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#360043 - 09/14/08 10:17 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

you are sooo my girl its not funny....well except for the fatty deal....or lets go over it gently...what your definition of a "fattie"???......




Me, of course.
But I allegedly have BDD. Which is part of my mental unstableness.
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#360044 - 09/14/08 10:37 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
cameronkeys Offline
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Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
Quote:

This question is "rigged"....Stoli-whore fucking KNOWS I am going to answer the question "What do I want in a Woman/Longterm Whore?" with the answer: Chilledstoli.

Goddamn near perfection she is...almost as perfect in her role as a potential Fiance as Gigi whore is in her role as the ultimate MILF fantasy. But comparing chilledstoli to Gigi is like comparing a perfect apple to a perfect orange. Biggest thing they have in common is they are both delicious.

Come to think of it, my perfect woman whore would be expressed as follows:

39% Chilled Stoli
39% Gigi
12% Gia Jerkins (her abject sluttiness and love of porn refined into a snobbish nympho-esque sexual presence.)

8% Moxxie Maddron (the ultimate "Nice, down to earth" slutty Milf with a hardcore layer that makes her "niceness" totally fucking hot)

2% Holly Randall (Only reason it is not higher is My Holly Randall Influenza Bug seems to be in remission right now...and because I am thinking almost solely in terms of WHORES and whorish delights....Holly is still, in my mind, too pure and proper )




Boo...I dont even get a percentage??
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#360045 - 09/14/08 10:38 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
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Registered: 03/15/08
Posts: 190
Loc: California
I really need to date a chick that is straight edge, yet corrupt, she has to have street smarts. I dated this goodie goodie, all A's Asian chick, and it was nothing but a hassle. Everytime I started the slightest public disturbance, she would start speed walking away from me. Everytime I tried to pull a scam, she would fuck it up. She would ask me what I was doing loudly while trying to do a sly move.

I can't deal with people who have had easy lives. I need someone who is slightly fucked up, but has the strength and intelligence to maintain and endure.

I don't even talk to women who are repulsed by feet and have ridiculous foot phobias. I used to never date women with vision problems either. I always felt like they couldn't enjoy the world in totality alongside of me.

Intelligence, a few freckles, maybe a chipped tooth, if the tits aren't good, the ass better make up for it, and the chick should know how to dress herself. Scars are fine as well. Too perfect physically turns me off, because I become self conscious of my flaws.
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#360046 - 09/14/08 10:43 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
DE-Evolution Offline
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Registered: 03/15/08
Posts: 190
Loc: California
I like punk chicks, but not the likes of Jewanna Ugly (Joanna Angel). It's a tough one cuz people are trying to make me face the fact that every young woman has justin timberlake and britney spears cds in a shoebox in their parents attic.
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#360047 - 09/14/08 11:37 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
Uncle Joe Offline
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For a redhead:

- Firebird-red hair, long, slightly wavy and that smells like Garnier Fructis.
- Enchanting light emerald-green eyes.
- Small lips, that taste like strawberry-lime
- Chinadoll white skin.
- 5"8'-6"0" tall.
- Skinny and slightly boney body.
- Very small breasts with perky, bite-size pinkish nipples.
- Tight, hairless, pinkish asshole.
- Long and beautiful legs.
- Nice and soft hands.

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#360048 - 09/15/08 12:19 AM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
Anonymous
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Quote:



Quote:

you are sooo my girl its not funny....well except for the fatty deal....or lets go over it gently...what your definition of a "fattie"???......




Me, of course.
But I allegedly have BDD. Which is part of my mental unstableness.





ok then....I am looking at extracting some teeth here....

I will work with ya....

I love me some dysfunctional chicks!!!

the "normal" ones are mostly boring!

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#360049 - 09/15/08 01:55 AM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:



ok then....I am looking at extracting some teeth here....





My teeth are just fine...Dude I don't even have wisdom teeth yet. Well, one has broken through somewhat. Painful yet so pleasant.
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#360050 - 09/15/08 11:56 AM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
Anonymous
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Quote:

Quote:



ok then....I am looking at extracting some teeth here....





My teeth are just fine...Dude I don't even have wisdom teeth yet. Well, one has broken through somewhat. Painful yet so pleasant.





you....your good you.....

But there is no pleasure without pain.

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#360051 - 09/16/08 02:18 AM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
Holly Randall Offline
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Quote:

I prefer them to be more confident than Holly Randall




Hey I'm confident! Confident I can kick your ass!

(Not so confident that was a good joke, though)
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#360052 - 09/16/08 04:00 AM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
Da Burglar Offline
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Holly, i cant even see you swatting a housefly, you just dont have physical violence in you, unless it involved defending your pets, or your tomato patch from marauding rodents...and even then you'd probably try to bribe the marauding rodents with store bought tomatoes and a note written in modern Rodentic espousing the virtues of Ralph's Produce, instead of just blasting the pestilent fuckers with a .2203 rifle.

Although i must say I did at times feel slightly on edge around you...as if I were to say something wrong, you'd wheel me out and push me in front of a oncoming Milk truck, UPS Delivery Van, or 312 lb woman pedestrian not paying attention to where she is walking on 3rd street promenade...like beneath your comely, pleasant, lovely exterior lies a veritable Hurricane of domestic violence ...
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#360053 - 09/16/08 09:22 AM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
Holly Randall Offline
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Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

Holly, i cant even see you swatting a housefly, you just dont have physical violence in you, unless it involved defending your pets, or your tomato patch from marauding rodents...and even then you'd probably try to bribe the marauding rodents with store bought tomatoes and a note written in modern Rodentic espousing the virtues of Ralph's Produce, instead of just blasting the pestilent fuckers with a .2203 rifle.

Although i must say I did at times feel slightly on edge around you...as if I were to say something wrong, you'd wheel me out and push me in front of a oncoming Milk truck, UPS Delivery Van, or 312 lb woman pedestrian not paying attention to where she is walking on 3rd street promenade...like beneath your comely, pleasant, lovely exterior lies a veritable Hurricane of domestic violence ...




Yeah, unfortunately I don't have fire of fight in me. I've never hit anyone in my life (unless you count my little brother when we were kids) and I never fight with people unless it's my mom, lol.
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#360054 - 09/16/08 10:22 AM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
Hyde Offline
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Maturity



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#360055 - 09/16/08 10:58 AM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
Random Offline
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Posts: 1342
Quote:

Hey I'm confident!




There was a time not so long ago when the majority of your posts were riddled with insecurity. To your credit, you seem much more confident than you did in the past, which I'm sure has everything to do with weening yourself off the drink and the Luke. Nowadays, only occasionally does Old Holly seep into your posts, and I think if you keep up the healthy lifestyle you're currently leading, Old Holly will be nothing more than a distant memory.

Countdown to Burg backing up his old pal/sparring partner begins now...

Quote:

Confident I can kick your ass!

(Not so confident that was a good joke, though)




Not sure about good, but definitely cute.
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#360056 - 09/16/08 11:56 AM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
OneNut Offline
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Registered: 09/15/08
Posts: 31
Loc: Brixton, London, England
I want a hyper-intelligent woman who will enjoy turning me on by pushing a few boundaries. For example she could do a gokkun while I was fucking her, or go airtight while I was up her butt. But it would have to be under my control. I think I'd be a pretty good suitcase pimp, so long as her asshole was reserved for me. I wouldn't want it getting too loose.

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#360057 - 09/16/08 05:16 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
chilledstoli Offline
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Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
I want a guy who hates Sarah Palin more than I do.
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#360058 - 09/16/08 05:18 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
I'd like quiet. Peace and fucken tranquillity really do it for me.
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#360059 - 09/16/08 07:37 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
nago Offline
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Registered: 03/08/06
Posts: 219
Loc: Japan
no gals for now. I have to finish school first...

but what i look for in a partner. Someone that wont tell my secrets if we fight and stuff....someone with some class...


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#360060 - 09/16/08 07:58 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
Shipwreck Offline
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Registered: 07/11/08
Posts: 48
I like smart girls, really smart girls actually. I want a woman who can raise our kids and dumbass chicks need not apply.

I also don't like girls who are easily bored. I've got no problem watching movies on a friday night or going to a party. Either option is fine.

Must love animals. (in a non-bestiality way) And my mom.

Physical Traits...I hate fucked up looking feet. I also don't usually dig super wide hips...althouth Jennifer Love Hewitt gets a pass.
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#360061 - 09/16/08 09:23 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:



ok then....I am looking at extracting some teeth here....





My teeth are just fine...Dude I don't even have wisdom teeth yet. Well, one has broken through somewhat. Painful yet so pleasant.





you....your good you.....

But there is no pleasure without pain.




I agree. But I feel the pleasure more than the pain. Well, when it comes to m y teeth at least.
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#360062 - 09/17/08 12:41 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
Skip Althoff Offline
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Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
Quote:

I want a guy who hates Sarah Palin more than I do.




You got it !!! What an insult that bitch is to anybody who made it past the 10th grade. Easily the most unqualified, immature person ever to run for the office. I hope Biden exposes her for what she really is in the debates. Very cynical and dangerous move by McCain.

btw, what I look for in a woman is temperment. Obviously there has to be the physical spark there initially, but what keeps the relationship going through thick and thin is the ability to bounce off each other when necessary.

One thing I do is knock off the vacuuming on Saturday mornings. Does wonders and defuses a lot of disputes, believe me. A two floor house and I've got it down to 20 minutes, I don't mind it.

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#360063 - 09/17/08 12:48 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
Crocodile Offline
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
Quote:

I hope Biden exposes her for what she really is in the debates.




Noone cares about Slow Joe, get over it already.
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#360064 - 09/17/08 01:39 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
Anonymous
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Quote:

Easily the most unqualified, immature person ever to run for the office.





How quickly they forget...



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#360065 - 09/19/08 01:53 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
Bluecipher Offline
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Posts: 5097
Loc:

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Whatever happened to that mope? (Quayle). I guess he's an elder statesman by now, if only due to his 50+ years.
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#360066 - 09/19/08 04:42 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
John Floofin Offline
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Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

Whatever happened to that mope? (Quayle).




He plays a lot of golf in Scottsdale.


BTW, I'm really disappointed that my "spit is sexy" theory didn't take off with the ladies.
No, really.

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#360067 - 09/19/08 07:05 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
Hyde Offline
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#360068 - 09/19/08 11:44 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
^^^^^^^^^^^^I'll pass, thanks.....
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#360069 - 10/23/08 07:26 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
*BuMP*
Because I still would like to know what men on XPT want in a gal...
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#360070 - 10/23/08 08:01 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
A gentle girl.

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#360071 - 10/23/08 08:09 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Define gentle.
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#360072 - 10/24/08 08:44 AM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Im a real pussy when it comes to girlfriend material. Fucking around with some whore is one thing but as far as relationships go, im very picky. Gentle, caring, soft, submissive..you know, girly but yet a bad ass that can take hikes on a rainy muddy trail and has fun doing it. Im pretty needy so if im not priority one, its not going to work. Oh, and if she a lying cunt, im done with her. Yep, call me a pussy but the truth is, im hard on the outside and soft on the inside.
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#360073 - 10/24/08 08:54 AM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Im a real pussy when it comes to girlfriend material. Fucking around with some whore is one thing but as far as relationships go, im very picky. Gentle, caring, soft, submissive..you know, girly but yet a bad ass that can take hikes on a rainy muddy trail and has fun doing it. Im pretty needy so if im not priority one, its not going to work. Oh, and if she a lying cunt, im done with her. Yep, call me a pussy but the truth is, im hard on the outside and soft on the inside.




Yeah I am with you on all of that lying and not being priority number one, which is why I am probably going to start lookin for a place to live. He cant take the fact that I am both dominant and submissive depending on my mood.
And Im too girly for him, I refuse to go camping and all that man shit. But I love off-roading and women so that even out my extreme girlyness.

In fact, I think, I'm gay.

At least until I meet another hot guy.
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#360074 - 10/24/08 09:37 AM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
Crocodile Offline
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Posts: 2056
Aren't you married Mr. Steward?
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#360075 - 10/24/08 11:21 AM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
He may be married in real life...

Here, anything goes it seems.



XPT's Second Life?....I want to be a man.
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#360076 - 10/24/08 12:08 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Quote:

XPT's Second Life?....I want to be a man.




Pardon me? And why?
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#360077 - 10/24/08 01:13 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
I like vomit. Ever since this girl puked into my shoes I have been into vomit.

I am well aware that it is repulsive and gross but I like vomit

There, I admitted it.
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#360078 - 10/24/08 02:09 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Quote:

XPT's Second Life?....I want to be a man.




Pardon me? And why?




Second life is a game and in Second Life I would like to be a man. I really like to flirt with people man or woman, I'd like to see if what I say makes a difference when people dont know my true gender.

In real life if I had a chance I would like to be a man so I could feel what it's like to have a cock and fuck everything! Oh and I also would like to know what buttsecks feels like when you have a prostate.

Bottom line, I would only want to be a man for sexual purposes.



Vomiting is fucking sexy and feels very very good. There I said it.
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#360079 - 10/24/08 06:01 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
chilledstoli Offline
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Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
Don't listen to them, star. They all want a Fox News Whore. Don't lie. They're just whores with a respectable status.
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#360080 - 10/24/08 06:12 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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What lies???...WHo???...Fox News???
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#360081 - 10/24/08 06:33 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
John Floofin Offline
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Nice.




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#360082 - 10/24/08 06:46 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
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Whoa! Where did those come from?


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#360083 - 10/24/08 06:47 PM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
chilledstoli Offline
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Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
Quote:



Whoa! Where did those come from?




I get em from my mama.
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#360084 - 10/27/08 09:12 AM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Im a real pussy when it comes to girlfriend material. Fucking around with some whore is one thing but as far as relationships go, im very picky. Gentle, caring, soft, submissive..you know, girly but yet a bad ass that can take hikes on a rainy muddy trail and has fun doing it. Im pretty needy so if im not priority one, its not going to work. Oh, and if she a lying cunt, im done with her. Yep, call me a pussy but the truth is, im hard on the outside and soft on the inside.




I would also like to add that if the whore is a pill popping alcoholic, I have no interest in you. None at all.
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#360085 - 01/18/10 12:54 AM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
geek Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/26/09
Posts: 366
Liz Miles Only Seems Too Good To Be True. She Races, She Wrenches, She Fabricates, She Rocks.She has a TIG welder and knows how to use it.







Marriage material for sure.


Edited by geek (01/18/10 12:56 AM)

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#360086 - 01/18/10 05:50 AM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
John Doe Offline
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Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA
chilledstoli
Quote:

Seriously, I want to know. What is the perfect woman (for keeps, not just a lay) in the minds of this fucked up group. Qu'est que c'est?




Braces + Ponytails = A Keeper



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#360087 - 01/18/10 06:25 AM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
Soopergrizz Offline
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Define gentle.




I'm pretty sure he meant "gentile".
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#360088 - 01/18/10 08:14 AM Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
electrostatic Offline
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Soopergrizz said:
Quote:

Quote:

Define gentle.




I'm pretty sure he meant "gentile".



^!!!!!!!!! OMG! You're mindreader! LOL, silly butt!




sidenote:
You dudes should srsly man the fuck up and be honest . ALL guys want the same thing. A warm hole to put their cawks in, on a whore who washes dishes.In other words a whore who resembles mom. We will call her the replacement and you, motherfucking sons of bitches.




Edited to add: Wtf is marriage material anyway??
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