Holly, i cant even see you swatting a housefly, you just dont have physical violence in you, unless it involved defending your pets, or your tomato patch from marauding rodents...and even then you'd probably try to bribe the marauding rodents with store bought tomatoes and a note written in modern Rodentic espousing the virtues of Ralph's Produce, instead of just blasting the pestilent fuckers with a .2203 rifle.

Although i must say I did at times feel slightly on edge around you...as if I were to say something wrong, you'd wheel me out and push me in front of a oncoming Milk truck, UPS Delivery Van, or 312 lb woman pedestrian not paying attention to where she is walking on 3rd street promenade...like beneath your comely, pleasant, lovely exterior lies a veritable Hurricane of domestic violence ...