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#360040 - 09/14/08 03:21 PM
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^^^ But, hey, at least you're honest.
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#360042 - 09/14/08 09:23 PM
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I like big
thats a fuckin quinky dink...me too!!! we share such great taste!
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I am not conservative, have average boobs, super mentally unstable.
I might have been perfect for you except, I'm super dumb and a fatty.
you are sooo my girl its not funny....well except for the fatty deal....or lets go over it gently...what your definition of a "fattie"???......
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#360045 - 09/14/08 10:38 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/15/08
Posts: 190
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I really need to date a chick that is straight edge, yet corrupt, she has to have street smarts. I dated this goodie goodie, all A's Asian chick, and it was nothing but a hassle. Everytime I started the slightest public disturbance, she would start speed walking away from me. Everytime I tried to pull a scam, she would fuck it up. She would ask me what I was doing loudly while trying to do a sly move.
I can't deal with people who have had easy lives. I need someone who is slightly fucked up, but has the strength and intelligence to maintain and endure.
I don't even talk to women who are repulsed by feet and have ridiculous foot phobias. I used to never date women with vision problems either. I always felt like they couldn't enjoy the world in totality alongside of me.
Intelligence, a few freckles, maybe a chipped tooth, if the tits aren't good, the ass better make up for it, and the chick should know how to dress herself. Scars are fine as well. Too perfect physically turns me off, because I become self conscious of my flaws.
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#360046 - 09/14/08 10:43 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/15/08
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I like punk chicks, but not the likes of Jewanna Ugly (Joanna Angel). It's a tough one cuz people are trying to make me face the fact that every young woman has justin timberlake and britney spears cds in a shoebox in their parents attic.
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#360048 - 09/15/08 12:19 AM
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you are sooo my girl its not funny....well except for the fatty deal....or lets go over it gently...what your definition of a "fattie"???......
Me, of course. But I allegedly have BDD. Which is part of my mental unstableness.
ok then....I am looking at extracting some teeth here....
I will work with ya....
I love me some dysfunctional chicks!!!
the "normal" ones are mostly boring!
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#360050 - 09/15/08 11:56 AM
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ok then....I am looking at extracting some teeth here....
My teeth are just fine...Dude I don't even have wisdom teeth yet. Well, one has broken through somewhat. Painful yet so pleasant.
you....your good you.....
But there is no pleasure without pain.
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#360052 - 09/16/08 04:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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Holly, i cant even see you swatting a housefly, you just dont have physical violence in you, unless it involved defending your pets, or your tomato patch from marauding rodents...and even then you'd probably try to bribe the marauding rodents with store bought tomatoes and a note written in modern Rodentic espousing the virtues of Ralph's Produce, instead of just blasting the pestilent fuckers with a .2203 rifle. Although i must say I did at times feel slightly on edge around you...as if I were to say something wrong, you'd wheel me out and push me in front of a oncoming Milk truck, UPS Delivery Van, or 312 lb woman pedestrian not paying attention to where she is walking on 3rd street promenade...like beneath your comely, pleasant, lovely exterior lies a veritable Hurricane of domestic violence ...
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#360053 - 09/16/08 09:22 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Holly, i cant even see you swatting a housefly, you just dont have physical violence in you, unless it involved defending your pets, or your tomato patch from marauding rodents...and even then you'd probably try to bribe the marauding rodents with store bought tomatoes and a note written in modern Rodentic espousing the virtues of Ralph's Produce, instead of just blasting the pestilent fuckers with a .2203 rifle.
Although i must say I did at times feel slightly on edge around you...as if I were to say something wrong, you'd wheel me out and push me in front of a oncoming Milk truck, UPS Delivery Van, or 312 lb woman pedestrian not paying attention to where she is walking on 3rd street promenade...like beneath your comely, pleasant, lovely exterior lies a veritable Hurricane of domestic violence ...
Yeah, unfortunately I don't have fire of fight in me. I've never hit anyone in my life (unless you count my little brother when we were kids) and I never fight with people unless it's my mom, lol.
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#360055 - 09/16/08 10:58 AM
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#360057 - 09/16/08 05:16 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/09/08
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I want a guy who hates Sarah Palin more than I do.
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#360058 - 09/16/08 05:18 PM
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I'd like quiet. Peace and fucken tranquillity really do it for me.
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#360060 - 09/16/08 07:58 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 07/11/08
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I like smart girls, really smart girls actually. I want a woman who can raise our kids and dumbass chicks need not apply.
I also don't like girls who are easily bored. I've got no problem watching movies on a friday night or going to a party. Either option is fine.
Must love animals. (in a non-bestiality way) And my mom.
Physical Traits...I hate fucked up looking feet. I also don't usually dig super wide hips...althouth Jennifer Love Hewitt gets a pass.
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#360061 - 09/16/08 09:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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#360062 - 09/17/08 12:41 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
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I want a guy who hates Sarah Palin more than I do.
You got it !!! What an insult that bitch is to anybody who made it past the 10th grade. Easily the most unqualified, immature person ever to run for the office. I hope Biden exposes her for what she really is in the debates. Very cynical and dangerous move by McCain.
btw, what I look for in a woman is temperment. Obviously there has to be the physical spark there initially, but what keeps the relationship going through thick and thin is the ability to bounce off each other when necessary.
One thing I do is knock off the vacuuming on Saturday mornings. Does wonders and defuses a lot of disputes, believe me. A two floor house and I've got it down to 20 minutes, I don't mind it.
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#360064 - 09/17/08 01:39 PM
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Easily the most unqualified, immature person ever to run for the office.
How quickly they forget...
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#360065 - 09/19/08 01:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Whatever happened to that mope? (Quayle). I guess he's an elder statesman by now, if only due to his 50+ years.
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#360066 - 09/19/08 04:42 PM
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Whatever happened to that mope? (Quayle).
He plays a lot of golf in Scottsdale.
BTW, I'm really disappointed that my "spit is sexy" theory didn't take off with the ladies.
No, really.
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#360068 - 09/19/08 11:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
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^^^^^^^^^^^^I'll pass, thanks.....
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#360070 - 10/23/08 08:01 PM
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#360071 - 10/23/08 08:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Define gentle.
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#360072 - 10/24/08 08:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
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Im a real pussy when it comes to girlfriend material. Fucking around with some whore is one thing but as far as relationships go, im very picky. Gentle, caring, soft, submissive..you know, girly but yet a bad ass that can take hikes on a rainy muddy trail and has fun doing it. Im pretty needy so if im not priority one, its not going to work. Oh, and if she a lying cunt, im done with her. Yep, call me a pussy but the truth is, im hard on the outside and soft on the inside.
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#360073 - 10/24/08 08:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Im a real pussy when it comes to girlfriend material. Fucking around with some whore is one thing but as far as relationships go, im very picky. Gentle, caring, soft, submissive..you know, girly but yet a bad ass that can take hikes on a rainy muddy trail and has fun doing it. Im pretty needy so if im not priority one, its not going to work. Oh, and if she a lying cunt, im done with her. Yep, call me a pussy but the truth is, im hard on the outside and soft on the inside.
Yeah I am with you on all of that lying and not being priority number one, which is why I am probably going to start lookin for a place to live. He cant take the fact that I am both dominant and submissive depending on my mood. And Im too girly for him, I refuse to go camping and all that man shit. But I love off-roading and women so that even out my extreme girlyness.
In fact, I think, I'm gay.
At least until I meet another hot guy.
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#360074 - 10/24/08 09:37 AM
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Aren't you married Mr. Steward?
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#360075 - 10/24/08 11:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
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He may be married in real life...
Here, anything goes it seems.
XPT's Second Life?....I want to be a man.
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#360077 - 10/24/08 01:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I like vomit. Ever since this girl puked into my shoes I have been into vomit.
I am well aware that it is repulsive and gross but I like vomit
There, I admitted it.
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#360080 - 10/24/08 06:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
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What lies???...WHo???...Fox News???
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#360082 - 10/24/08 06:46 PM
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#360083 - 10/24/08 06:47 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#360084 - 10/27/08 09:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
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Im a real pussy when it comes to girlfriend material. Fucking around with some whore is one thing but as far as relationships go, im very picky. Gentle, caring, soft, submissive..you know, girly but yet a bad ass that can take hikes on a rainy muddy trail and has fun doing it. Im pretty needy so if im not priority one, its not going to work. Oh, and if she a lying cunt, im done with her. Yep, call me a pussy but the truth is, im hard on the outside and soft on the inside.
I would also like to add that if the whore is a pill popping alcoholic, I have no interest in you. None at all.
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#360086 - 01/18/10 05:50 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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Seriously, I want to know. What is the perfect woman (for keeps, not just a lay) in the minds of this fucked up group. Qu'est que c'est?
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