It pains me to say this but I'm pretty lame and just want to get taken care of.

Every girlfriend I have had has been the driver in the relationship, if that makes any sense. Some dudes would be embarrassed to be driven everywhere but not me. Make decisions for me, I certainly don't want to do deal with that shit.

Oh yeah, must be brilliant.

Pretty much what I look for in a girl is for them to find me.