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#359989 - 09/11/08 07:52 PM
What do men on XPT want in a gal?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
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Seriously, I want to know. What is the perfect woman (for keeps, not just a lay) in the minds of this fucked up group. Qu'est que c'est?
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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.
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#359994 - 09/11/08 08:41 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
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Funny, smart, kinky and hot. In that order.
Unfortunately, that combination of factors leaves me lusting over a lot of Hollywood lesbians.
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#359996 - 09/11/08 08:49 PM
Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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What I want in a real woman is far different than what I want in a PW. Smart, educated, self-confident. A little kinky wouldn't hurt. She doesn't even need to be hot. Plain Jane's can be pretty damn sexy if they have the right attitude.
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#359997 - 09/11/08 09:03 PM
Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
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I like that you guys aren't actually saying super hot isn't a priority. BUT. Is that true? Because it just seems like hot hot is important to men overall...
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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.
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#359998 - 09/11/08 09:04 PM
Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
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^^ Sorry. I'm super drunk. I think you know what I'm saying even though my grammar is fucked tonight.
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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.
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#359999 - 09/11/08 09:08 PM
Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Super hot isn't a priority for me. Hell, I'd even fuck you.
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"Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."
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#360000 - 09/11/08 09:20 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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A girl's gotta know that "spit is sexy". That's a good start.
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#360001 - 09/11/08 09:22 PM
Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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I prefer them to be more confident than Holly Randall, a little less snotty than Gia, way better looking than any girl Brandon Iron has ever paid to throatfuck, and willing to shit into a ziplock bag like Ceara Lynch.
By the way, you're a real looker, chillybilly. I know I'm late to the compliment party, but there you go.
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#360003 - 09/11/08 09:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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I want a woman with a vagina
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#360006 - 09/11/08 11:46 PM
Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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It pains me to say this but I'm pretty lame and just want to get taken care of.
Every girlfriend I have had has been the driver in the relationship, if that makes any sense. Some dudes would be embarrassed to be driven everywhere but not me. Make decisions for me, I certainly don't want to do deal with that shit.
Oh yeah, must be brilliant.
Pretty much what I look for in a girl is for them to find me.
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#360007 - 09/11/08 11:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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loyalty. And good personal hygiene.
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#360009 - 09/12/08 03:30 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
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What I want most in a girl... is me.
Please expatiate. What are you like 
A joke, right? Cause when I say what I want in a girl is me....I mean what I want in a girl is my cock... it was a joke. Y.... wait... you got that, right?
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#360010 - 09/12/08 04:18 AM
Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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This question is "rigged"....Stoli-whore fucking KNOWS I am going to answer the question "What do I want in a Woman/Longterm Whore?" with the answer: Chilledstoli. Goddamn near perfection she is...almost as perfect in her role as a potential Fiance as Gigi whore is in her role as the ultimate MILF fantasy. But comparing chilledstoli to Gigi is like comparing a perfect apple to a perfect orange. Biggest thing they have in common is they are both delicious. Come to think of it, my perfect woman whore would be expressed as follows: 39% Chilled Stoli 39% Gigi 12% Gia Jerkins (her abject sluttiness and love of porn refined into a snobbish nympho-esque sexual presence.) 8% Moxxie Maddron (the ultimate "Nice, down to earth" slutty Milf with a hardcore layer that makes her "niceness" totally fucking hot) 2% Holly Randall (Only reason it is not higher is My Holly Randall Influenza Bug seems to be in remission right now...and because I am thinking almost solely in terms of WHORES and whorish delights....Holly is still, in my mind, too pure and proper  )
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#360012 - 09/12/08 07:34 AM
Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/02/05
Posts: 314
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I'd like two girls in one, please! A jeans and T-shirt, lay around the house, laugh at my jokes, up for anything, football-watching, beer-drinking, slightly perverted, girl during the day, who then changes into a presentable, well-scrubbed, mini-dress clad, tarty-make-up wearing girly-girl vixen that gets pissed after 2 glasses of champagne at night!
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#360013 - 09/12/08 08:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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[Tritone]a lack of pigment[/Tritone]
[Moblem]Formaldehyde[/Moblem]
[Ryan Knox] a big dick [/Ryan Knox]
[Vin and Jacques Schitt]Silence[/Vin and Jacques Schitt]
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#360015 - 09/12/08 12:29 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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[Tritone]a lack of pigment[/Tritone]
[Moblem]Formaldehyde[/Moblem]
[Ryan Knox] a big dick [/Ryan Knox]
[Vin and Jacques Schitt]Silence[/Vin and Jacques Schitt]
[pervert]an interactive dvd to jerk off to[/pervert]
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#360016 - 09/12/08 12:41 PM
Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5097
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1. big tits
2. bubble butt
3. big brain
not necessarily in that order.
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#360017 - 09/12/08 02:24 PM
Re: What do men on XPT want in a gal?
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 589
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Women are good for just three things : Cooking Cleaning and Vaginas learn more here
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#360021 - 09/12/08 06:33 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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A woman who is kinky and porn-tolerant would be a great improvement over my last GF, who was a nice woman and good in the sack in a vanilla way, but intolerant of my perversions.
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#360024 - 09/12/08 07:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i like blond hair and brains, that's what i went with and banging is good. gigi does dirty things, drugs, and then bakes and drives a minivan. clearly she'd be desert island material and we'd make jesus very sad.
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#360025 - 09/12/08 08:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Well, this is a porn forum, after all, but I would love to hear any ideas on what a gal might want from an XPT man. 
Im not sure if this is considered "derailing" but here it goes...
I want...
Honesty. I don't give a fuck if you look at porn or are into some kinky shit. Just don't lie to me about it. I'm cool with anything as long as there is no bullshit about it.
Cleanliness. Clean up after yourself, shower daily if not twice daily. Brush, floss, scrape your tounge, brush again, and then rinse. Dont be a packrat, thats bullshit. If you dirty up the toilet clean it before I get in there. And please flush and put the seat down.
Healthy eating habits.
As far as looks go, I prefer dark haired, tall usually over 6 Ft. Weight doesn't matter as long as above is followed everything should be OK. Irish heritage is a plus. 
Above all, they should have an amazing sense of humor, not ming being made fun of sometimes, and have ambition and great communication skills.
There's a bunch more stuff but I cant think of right now.
Oh yes and don't be afraid of a little "ass-play". If you want to get in mine.... It's only fair I get in to yours...
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#360026 - 09/12/08 08:15 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Like to get into a man's ass? Strapon play?
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#360028 - 09/12/08 08:21 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Love to have it licked, tickles a bit but in a good way.
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#360030 - 09/13/08 09:48 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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Qu'est que c'est?
"que-ce que c'est" [/pedant]
isn't it "qu'est-ce que c'est?" then again, french was second period and i was often still half-drunk during second period.
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#360031 - 09/13/08 10:23 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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I would love to hear any ideas on what a gal might want from an XPT man.
must be republican, and conservative in nature (other than what you're willing to try to put in my asshole). great work ethic in whichever field/job/career, confident yet extremely humble. <---these things are probably the only absolutely non-negotiable qualities.
other important shit: don't be overly concerned with labels (either in the saturated fat content of what i'm making for dinner (ha) or in the car you drive, or what you wear). think spongebob is really, really funny. walk in the door after work and say, "wow, everything looks so clean!" (but only if it actually is). enthusiastically let me have some strange every now and then. like skeeter kerkove and my mashed potatoes. i think that's it.
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#360032 - 09/13/08 12:15 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
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i kinda want the opposite from Gigi. I like liberal men, men who have no problem with going shopping with me and don't mind when I talk in length about my Balenciaga city bag. He needn't be straight up metro, but I enjoy a label-conscious and health-conscious man.
He also must be well-read, well-traveled and interested in art and pleasures of the night...certainly i don't want a total homo, so beer drinking and sports are cool, too. Just don't force me to wear your fav team jersey.
Basically I want your garden variety poetry or drama professor at city or state college.
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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.
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#360034 - 09/13/08 12:30 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
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bi, sure! ryan seacrest, no. He's hot, but too much vagina.
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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.
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#360037 - 09/13/08 01:16 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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i kinda want the opposite from Gigi. I like liberal men, men who have no problem with going shopping with me and don't mind when I talk in length about my Balenciaga city bag. He needn't be straight up metro, but I enjoy a label-conscious and health-conscious man.
He also must be well-read, well-traveled and interested in art and pleasures of the night...certainly i don't want a total homo, so beer drinking and sports are cool, too. Just don't force me to wear your fav team jersey.
Basically I want your garden variety poetry or drama professor at city or state college.
And I've found a winner.
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#360038 - 09/14/08 08:50 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/04/06
Posts: 358
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The ladies I am most attracted to have juicy bodies (with big tits) and are somewhat mentally unstable. Funny and smart are ok, but actually in the end aren't much better than not-that-smart and not-irritating. More important than her intellect is her willingness to take care of her body. I don't like skinny girls, but not getting fat is critical. And she has to be very dirty; I'm done with women who aren't ready for some serious fucking. Conservative politics is a deal-breaker. I don't care if she looks like Scarlet Johanssen, she can fuck off if she seriously uses the expression 'liberal media bias' in my presence. Religion is also bad.
It would be very cool if she was a musician, but since I have never in my life met an actual female who knew anything about playing music (not singing), I quit holding my breath about 15 years ago. I know female musicians exist because I have seen one or two on tv, but I've never actually met one.
So really I'm not that picky - not fat, big tits, not too dumb, not Conservative, not irritating, very dirty.
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