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#36000 - 07/07/04 05:12 PM
Mike Alpo's spelling errors
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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In case you didn't know it, Kami is being raked over the coals by Mike Alpo for her spelling & grammar errors. Nobody is perfect, especially me, but I did a cursory scan of his website and found the following examples in defence of a fellow mod who'll no doubt owe me a big sloppy blowjob. See if you can pick them out: error #1: Hustler Editorial Director Bruce David often used to enjoy boasting about his time as a big-time television writer for the show Alf. Yep, you read that correctly, Alf. Probably the most unfunny, lame-brained sitcom ever. In other words, the prefect fit for someone of Bruce's, ahem, talents. error #2: From the Orange County Weekly comes some interesting information about the Haidl gang-rape trial. Hw many scumbags does it take to sway a case? And how much money did Daddy Haidl pay out for "expert" testimony? error #3: The San Francisco Chronicle reports that cop turned porn chick Kelly Francisco, better known as Reina Leone, has officially resigned from her position with the San Francisco Sherrif's Department. In a terse statement, Sherrif's Department spokesman Mike Hennessey said "I think both she and the department are more comfortable with her being out of uniform." Chuckle, chuckle. 
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#36001 - 07/07/04 05:37 PM
Re: Mike Alpo's spelling errors
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Registered: 08/03/03
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Loc: TX, USA
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Mike Albo? Who is he and why should I care?
Is he the gay performer from "Boys Life 4: Four Play"?
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#36003 - 07/07/04 06:10 PM
Re: Mike Alpo's spelling errors
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
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OK I finally found the site. Why does he bother to write? He's got essentially no mention here, or ADT, or RAME, or Google ... (maybe one mention for his web site). Kami complaining on her blog may have given him traffic.
All I see on his site is him blabbering? Nowhere for others to comment? Is there anyone else to even comment or is he alone there?
Bah - he seems to be a wannbe, maybe a never-really-was.
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#36005 - 07/07/04 09:13 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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you fucking rock for this thread! thanks!
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#36006 - 07/07/04 09:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
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from what i understand, he used to threaten luke ford and edit hustler's video guide. the mag folded a few years ago(not sure, kinda before my era) and his site has been insider lfp gossip on the publishing end mixed with ads for hof and his whores. fascinating to all three disgruntled and unemployed former smut video critics out there, but the luke ford archives on him are total comedy.
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#36007 - 07/07/04 10:36 PM
Re: Mike Alpo's spelling errors
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Porn Jesus
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I could not find a single instance of anyone linking to him. Not one. No "this is cool" or "look at this".
His name was mentioned zero times or not more than once here or ADT. His name does appear on Google but it's not clear any are him (maybe the gay porn guy?). I had to use Kami to find him at all (searched for "Kami Albo").
I mean, come on - nobody links to, quotes from, references or even mentions this site? He makes sportswami look like a Big Time Operator - there are at least a few references to sportswami on a few sites.
It will be ironic if the first references he gets on the web turn out to be Kami's blog and these threads, once the search engines update their databases.
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#36010 - 07/08/04 08:23 AM
Re: Mike Alpo's spelling errors
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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I could not find a single instance of anyone linking to him. Not one. No "this is cool" or "look at this".
His name was mentioned zero times or not more than once here or ADT. His name does appear on Google but it's not clear any are him (maybe the gay porn guy?). I had to use Kami to find him at all (searched for "Kami Albo").
I mean, come on - nobody links to, quotes from, references or even mentions this site? He makes sportswami look like a Big Time Operator - there are at least a few references to sportswami on a few sites.
It will be ironic if the first references he gets on the web turn out to be Kami's blog and these threads, once the search engines update their databases.
you know whats funny i found him when i was doing a search to try to figure out if one of the movies i ghad done was out yet (juicy) so i put kami andrews anal interacial in the engine hahahaha
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#36014 - 07/08/04 12:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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Is there anyplace online to read his comedy material?
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#36015 - 07/08/04 01:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
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Loc: TX, USA
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Search Google for the word "Kami Albo".
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#36022 - 07/09/04 06:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
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One final cut & paste from Alpo's site that just about says it all: "Just received this notice from the Sports Swami. The spelling, capitalization and punctuation are all his own..." 
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