They don’t make porn dudes like Tom Byron anymore, maybe it goes back to the Traci days that I give the guy respect. He was already boffin’ when I was just sneakin glances at porn mags thanks to the kindly ol newsstand guy who didn’t care how old I was because Benjamin Franklin vouched for me when I went to the counter. Yeah, I’ve probably told that story before, but so what?
That’s just they way it was, and today there are way too many idiots with egos slanging seed in the biz. I have a “no list” of hoes and especially studs I won’t watch, you should, too. You’re paying for this, don’t settle for less, that’s just the way it is. I paid my dues and now time is money, baby.
Big Ass Fixation is worth the duckets for the tease alone, if you like phizzat butts of the sort Flower Tucci and Olivia O’Loveley sport, and you should already know they possess derrieres like pagan deities to whorship. When seen side by side, it’s like a godsend of gluteous bookends that Byron adeptly boffs up the ass. Then there’s Alexis Texas, a flawless tush like the pleasure cushions of venus. The camera angles compliment the curves and capture the action righteously for us, the viewers, the way it’s supposed to be and rarely achieved in gonzo. Good non anal scenes with Hollie Stevens, who looks promising, plus Rosario Stone whose performance is the best that I’ve seen from her yet. Trina Michaels has a tight work out bod and a blown out bunger, butt she can fuck, that's what counts. Overall assessment:Great stuff, get it and get gooey. [Tom Byron Pictures]