Sydney Morning Herald


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A stripper has been ordered to stand trial for the rape of the best man at a bucks' party on the Mornington Peninsula last year.

Linda Maree Naggs, 39, pleaded not guilty to penetrating the man with a sex toy during a striptease at the party.

The court heard the man told friends he felt "violated" after participating in an act with Naggs, during which she was naked and wore a sex toy while he was on all fours on the ground.

Guests at the party told the Melbourne Magistrates Court the best man became angry and insisted Naggs had sexually penetrated him with a vibrator.

Naggs's female minder told the court the pair had been offered cocaine and speedballs by guests, who were aggressive.

She said the best man had punched Naggs in the back of the head after the alleged crime and waved a piece of toilet paper with a speck of blood in the air, accusing her of rape.

Magistrate Elizabeth Lambden said that, while there had been inconsistencies in the accounts given by party guests, there was enough evidence to support a conviction.

Naggs was ordered to stand trial in the County Court in July.

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At the very great risk of being seen to indirectly endorse certain undesirable behaviour by K+rt L*ckwood, that limp-dicked bukkake guy that frequents the board, and others near and dear to us, I say: "WHAT THE FUCK????"

Surely, the most appropriate gentlemanly response after being unexpectedly probed in the coight by a stripper (unless, of course, she had gone the fist right up to the elbow!) was for the 'Best Man' to simply stand up, compose himself, and say in a calm tone: "Ahem, yes, that was slightly amusing for all involved. NOW IT IS YOUR TURN, BEE-AATCH!" It is at that point that you may administer a glancing donkey-punch, if you really must.

Anyway, the whole sordid sodomy shouldn't have ever made it to the courts, or the front pages of the newspapers. The defence lawyer was quoted as saying that "No jury in Australia would find the stripper guilty".

I think he may be right.

Not that Australian blokes are into that sort of thing, generally - just that if you let a stoned stripper with a strap-on anywhere near your exposed freckle, you deserve everything you get!

I don't know why the guy would want to take this to trial. It only guarantees that he will be given shit by every other guy he knows every day for the rest of his life.

The guy's as thick as the dude who turned his mom in for fucking dogs.