I love this Tube8 shit...it's just awesome! I mean, I feel bad for the lazy filthy degenerate pornographers trying to ooze out a living by filming, and then selling, Human Beings performing the type of acts that usually cause Fire to rain down and consume cities, or floods to wash away entire civilizations.....BUT HEY! I didnt create tube8 nor put this shit up for ALL the world to see for free! It's out there, totally accessible to even KIDS, whacking off at home and warping their minds and distorting their sense of sexuality and what is moral and decent. Not my problem....



After you all watch some or all of this unbelievably ridiculous, imbecilic, fucked up spectacle of just how far certain Human beings will sink to indulge their physical need to feel sexual, to feel sexy or to just FEEl....and how far they will sink so that they ABSOLUTELY DO NOT HAVE TO GET UP in the morning and go to work at a job where they actually produce or make or DO something of consequence....after you have all watched the 3 Cave Demon Male Sex addicts Jahn Strong, Erik Evertard and Michael Stuff_oh_no finish FRANTICALLY plunging their reproductive organs into EVERY female hole that presents itself, Consider some or all of the following points and chime in with your thoughts and opinions. This has to be dealt with and reconciled on some level.


-- What do these people think, that they look "cool" or cutting edge, or advanced, or enlightened when they allow themselves to be filmed as such? Do they think..."Wow, most people watching this will be soooo jealous of me, seeing how much fun I am having, how glamorous I look, how SEXY I look, performing these debauched acts...they will want to be ME...all these pathetic fans will approach me at this year's AVN wanting my autograph, and to touch me to make the connection between the crazily erotic acts they witnessed me performing, and seeing ME live and in person to make certain that the woman they saw performing those acts DOES in fact exist???"

-- Watch how frantic and crazy these people get during this orgy. Is this genuine or is it acting....and which is more disturbing, that it is acting or that is genuine? I mean, these people seem to be enjoying themselves. Is an orgy REALLY that much fun? I have never participated in one, it is neither practical or advisable for someone like me, but I just dont get it anyway. EVeryone is frantically running around sticking their dicks, or fingers or tongues into any hole they can find, like their is a clock ticking that allows them only X number of minutes to do everything before they all DIE or something...I mean, it is demonic the spectacle they present. Like they must experience EVERY SINGLE sinful debauched unnatural physical act before they die...

what goes through their minds during this? Is Evertard's thought process something like "Oh there's Lauren's Ass...<poke> ....Oh wow, there's Jasmine's Mouth....<poke>....Oooo, there's Roxy's vagina...<poke poke>....Oh, John has his dick in that whore's ass, let me stick mine in her pussy and see what that looks and feels like, to feel our nuts slapping together while we ream the shit out of this bitch's holes <pokety poke poke *slap* poke>....Oh god....oh god....oooo, here, let me fuck this chick from behind and bounce my nuts off this other whore's head while she eats Paula's snatch <poke *nuts bounce* poke poke>...."

I mean, what the fuck people???


-- As I stated before, I have never participated in an orgy...I never will, unless I get so bored and dulled with what sex I do have...Unless I get so disenchanted with hiring comely women to spend quality time with me and no longer want to see my splooge entering their mouths, that I orchestrate my own Bob Guccione-esque Caligula Ripoff just so I can see what it looks like to have 8 different whores on the payroll at once in my Kitchen fucking each other with Cucumbers and rolling pins......But since I have never FUCKED like Evertard, Strong and Michael Stuffy_nose, am I INCOMPLETE? Am I a lesser man or person? AM I missing something?

I've done and accomplished some stuff in my life...there are people, LOTS of people in this world who owe their prosperity to me. I can honestly say that I have people who genuinely LOVE me, respect me and would die for me. But I have NEVER done what these 3 animated Penises have done in this movie clip. They havent done squat with respect to the rest of their lives, but they have inserted their sex organs into countless female orifices, and in the case of Evertard, he has torn more than a few females' rectums and vaginas with his hate plowing. Should I feel inadequate after watching this spectacle?

A few female porn chicks have confessed to actually having a crush on Evertard. Take Mia Rose for example....our little, lovely MIA actually was enthralled with Erik the first time they performed together, so much as saying the chemistry she felt with him almost felt like true love. And then she subsequently got pissed at me because I was upset with her using speed. We have since patched things up but what about other female porn chicks who might know both ME and Evertard....am I the odd burglar out simply because I cant plow them mercilessly into the next town when we fuck? Is ALL THE OTHER SHIT I have to offer immaterial because of this?


WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE PEOPLE?!?!? Since when did losing all moral sense and self control, and just sticking your DICK into anything or anyone that moves, become what defines a desirable man? And why do these whores doing these fucked up acts on film think they are what EVERY MAN really wants all the time?

I may want my wife or girlfriend to be a whore for the 2 hours we have sex every other day, but the other 46 hours, she better have other things to offer, other skills to use, and be SANS ridiculous tattoos like the one on Roxy's back, if she is going to BLOW my money.

Too long didn't read.

I don't know which will take longer, reading that entire post or watching that entire link. 57 fucking minutes? Do you know how many videos I can watch of people getting hit in the head with full cans of beer at the Preakness in that time?

Who's the foreign whore in fishnets getting drilled around the 20:00 mark?

I find myself liking Da Burglars rants more and more. The only complaint I have is that they are sort of repetitive.

oh burg....

I'm much more bothered by people that give their babys mohawks. It's played out folks.

Burg: when you do these rants, are you usually looking for some honest feedback, or do you just need to vent?

Who gives a shit asshole? Do you honestly think you are any better? If you had been born fifty thousand years ago your genetically inferior spinal chord problem would have left you to die in the anarchical state of nature. Would it have been "right or wrong" or just a fact of the times? Shut the fuck up.

Harvard + Dartmouth = CGP is a total doosheybagette.

Perhaps you mean GG Allin?

/poser.fail

I'm pretty sure Lockwood is used to being hit in the face with feces by now.