Sorry Ryan:

"Dillie" is not too creative.
Neither is "Swillie"
or anything "[consonant]-w-illie"

But have a night obsessing over other names. I will let you know which ones interest me. If you happen to be squatting at Mountain Shadows by any chance, you can forward your messages to the golf captain there. Tonight I pitched my tent in the fairway bunker along Lincoln Drive.

Can you understand the logistics? Durrrrrhhhh.