I'm only adament about defending beautiful bitches like Addison because I've tasted her bunghole. It's an amazing portal to a whole different galaxy of pleasure. I'm not exaggerating. It is Wonka-esque in its unlimited flavour and sensory explosiveness.

I could live inside that hole until forced out by any intruding dinners or late-night snacks that want to leave Paradise for the cold comfort of dry and desolate Earth.

Her colon is a dark secret oasis impermeable to the vagaries of a life. Death and taxes do not exist there. You never grow old. You just play and do sommersaults.

Do not fear suffocation, my friend. It is you who is suffocating in all that tainted air you breathe in your Wal Mart wonderland as I cascade around inside her steamy, dreamy sauna of fecal freedom. I bathe in her juices as she digests mine. I am cocooned in her anal womb, richocheting and rebounding off her soft pink walls in weightless abandon. I am a perverted astronaut teleported to Planet Sphincter. Millions have visited but no one has lived in an anal Biodome as I intend to do. Come get me in a year or so....make it 4.

I am also incredibly stoned.

My message? DON'T DO DRUGS.