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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

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you can't really pick from the current crop of posters since 95% are xpt wallpaper - smelly monkey

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"Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."

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There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.

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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!

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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock

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all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose

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Fap, Fap, Fap

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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.

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"You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey