Jamie (or is it Jasmine?), how old are you? You look old enough to be Megan's father.
And why do you keep your records in some obscure village in southern France? Afraid someone finds something umbecoming?

And don't give me the excuse of innocently posting here. If you would have invested a little bit of your time (of which you have enough, according to your 'fiancee'), you could've seen that this board can be venomous at times.

Now, go shave!