and yet you cannot even catch a simple literary reference....

Let me set you straight.

My grandmother doesnt speak english well... which is how i learned italian. Babelfish doesnt even translate that first phrase

I studied traditional chinese martial arts from 8-23, and taoism is a major aspect of those, especially when you are a tajiquan teacher (yang and Baguazahng).

and i use the ou and s speelings because those ARE the proper english spellings, and those are what I was taught in school... a good private catholic school no less.

you really need to control these little meltdowns bro, its unbecoming of you.