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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080906/ap_on_fe_st/odd_wheelchair_robbery;_ylt=A9G_R28r1sFILYMAWREuQE4F

DALLAS - A wheelchair getaway at a 7-Eleven has police looking for an unusual robbery suspect. Authorities said Friday that a man in a wheelchair entered a Dallas convenience store this week, rolled straight toward the cash register and began hitting it with a baseball bat.

But he didn't grab any cash. The suspect instead stole 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink before making his getaway Wednesday afternoon, Dallas police Cpl. Kevin Janse said.

Janse said the culprit may have been homeless and probably intoxicated at the time.




Sounds like something I would have done 20 years ago during a road trip to YALE or Dartmouth at 2 am after crashing various keg parties and reaching a crisis level of intoxication that requires pretzels....if I forgot my wallet I'd just open the bag abd start eating them in the store, and DARE the clerks to call the cops on me....someone would always assume i was an actual drunken bum and pay for whatever i was eating. Sometimes I would have my wallet but still not pay, usually because I was too drunk to dig it out of my pocket sitting down in my chair, and too drunk to stand up to smoothly remove it from my pocket. I always had an excuse.

Hey Willie D, what was the Convenience store near the corner of North Main street and Webster Avenue on the Dartmouth campus? Was it DairyMArt? Fuck there was one store near the campus I flipped over one time trying to show off my wheelie prowess to two chicks who turned out to be visiting from Clark University. One of them looked like Courtney Thorne Smith and actually pulled a bag of ice out of the freezer in the store and put it on my head after i whacked the fuck out of it on the floor. I bet she is a Nurse somewhere today....or a High price whore.


I'd like to find this guy and pay for his lawyer....I like him already. Jeff Steward must know him somehow, they have the same collection methodology.

Condoms and an Energy Drink, rock the fuck out brother....
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