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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080906/ap_on_fe_st/odd_wheelchair_robbery;_ylt=A9G_R28r1sFILYMAWREuQE4F

DALLAS - A wheelchair getaway at a 7-Eleven has police looking for an unusual robbery suspect. Authorities said Friday that a man in a wheelchair entered a Dallas convenience store this week, rolled straight toward the cash register and began hitting it with a baseball bat.

But he didn't grab any cash. The suspect instead stole 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink before making his getaway Wednesday afternoon, Dallas police Cpl. Kevin Janse said.

Janse said the culprit may have been homeless and probably intoxicated at the time.

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there's a LOT of money in dallas, houston and sustin relative to the rest of the country-there's zero shame in courting it.

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there's a LOT of money in dallas, houston and sustin relative to the rest of the country-there's zero shame in courting it.

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oh i know there is. i was just teasing all the New England snobbies out there :P

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burg's too blueblood to have ever been in Dallas.

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burg's too blueblood to have ever been in Dallas.

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I'm definitely not blueblood....I'm a Self made Burglar, resulting from the genetic mishap that left me fucked at birth.

-- Survival dictated I excel in school, even though in my heart I wanted to be out playing ball and fucking every hot chick I met.

-- Some Bullshit "Diversity Awarenes" dictated I be admitted into H ... I was no more or less qualified than the many thousands of kids who applied and were stamped NYET, but the fact that out of the 1600 total in my Frosh year class only myself and some zit-riddled Jerry's Kid from San Diego were in wheelchairs underscored the fact that disability awareness at Harvard exceeded only the University of Cameroon. I wanted to KILL the kid from San Diego for leaving that perfect perfect climate and setting to endure Brick Sidewalks, Hills, snow, and indifferent Boston Area schmucks.

-- Timing and Fate dictated I would graduate at the dawn of one of the greatest wealth creating booms ever, and have a corresponding desire to make a shitload of cash to be able to afford to fuck all the hot chicks I couldnt fuck when I was younger. The cyclical Irony of life never ends.

Jamesn is one of the few bluebloods I ever knew who even remotely understands where i am coming from, he must have had a crippled childhood friend who shared his meds.

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when bornyo announced you were dead i wrote a great condensed obit for you, you really need to die less.

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burg's too blueblood to have ever been in Dallas.

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I'm definitely not blueblood....I'm a Self made Burglar, resulting from the genetic mishap that left me fucked at birth.

-- Survival dictated I excel in school, even though in my heart I wanted to be out playing ball and fucking every hot chick I met.

-- Some Bullshit "Diversity Awarenes" dictated I be admitted into H ... I was no more or less qualified than the many thousands of kids who applied and were stamped NYET, but the fact that out of the 1600 total in my Frosh year class only myself and some zit-riddled Jerry's Kid from San Diego were in wheelchairs underscored the fact that disability awareness at Harvard exceeded only the University of Cameroon. I wanted to KILL the kid from San Diego for leaving that perfect perfect climate and setting to endure Brick Sidewalks, Hills, snow, and indifferent Boston Area schmucks.

-- Timing and Fate dictated I would graduate at the dawn of one of the greatest wealth creating booms ever, and have a corresponding desire to make a shitload of cash to be able to afford to fuck all the hot chicks I couldnt fuck when I was younger. The cyclical Irony of life never ends.

Jamesn is one of the few bluebloods I ever knew who even remotely understands where i am coming from, he must have had a crippled childhood friend who shared his meds.

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