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#358865 - 09/05/08 05:38 PM happy b-day....Holly..............?
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so if iafd is right.........

http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=HollyRandall/gender=d/Holly-Randall.htm

your just like 30...wow....nice!

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#358866 - 09/05/08 06:29 PM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
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Happy Birthday Holly.
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#358867 - 09/05/08 06:57 PM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
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Registered: 01/02/05
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I was going to share my birthday cake/thread and wish Hollly something nice there but I am glad Dino bought her her own thread/cake here.

Indeed, Holly post a picture of you in your birthday.....outfit/dress and tell us how your day went. I really would like to know what you did today...

I was thinking how wonderful it would be, since you fantasize about gangbangs, if you perpetrated on, and for, yourself in a private setting my Birthday Cake Fire department Bukkake idea. I'm telling ya I'm Telling ya I'm Telling ya....if you filmed and photo'd it, and then put that up on your website, you'd be able to retire by the year's end....WE ALL KNOW IT, dont we kids? Now that would definitely be a birthday gift worth getting, no?

Anyway HAPPEE HAPPEE Ejection-from-your-mum's-vagina day.
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#358868 - 09/05/08 10:28 PM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
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Happy Birthday Holly
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#358869 - 09/05/08 11:15 PM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
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....With the ass of an 18year old. Todays set was MIND BLOWING! Happy Birthday Dame Randall!
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#358870 - 09/06/08 12:29 AM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
gia jordan Offline
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Happy birthday, Holly!!!! Your present is right here waiting for you. I hope your party was amazing. I couldn't make it because I got off work so late and driving in the dark on unmarked dirt roads is not a good idea for me. Toonces the Cat is a better driver than me. I spent some dough to make up for it.
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#358871 - 09/06/08 03:42 AM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
Holly Randall Offline
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Thanks everyone... I'm so tired it's almost 4 AM but I drank so much coffee trying to kick the last of the drunkies out of my party so I've been a bit wired. Here's one photo from the party-- I had an amazing day, but too tired to go into detail now. I'll post more pics and tell you how my day went tomorrow.



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#358872 - 09/06/08 04:22 AM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
gia jordan Offline
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Wow! Absolutely gorgeous and I love the hair. Now I'm really sorry I missed this. Definitely worth getting in a car accident over.
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#358873 - 09/06/08 04:26 AM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
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Thanks everyone... I'm so tired it's almost 4 AM but I drank so much coffee trying to kick the last of the drunkies out of my party so I've been a bit wired. Here's one photo from the party-- I had an amazing day, but too tired to go into detail now. I'll post more pics and tell you how my day went tomorrow.






Happy birthday! I don't mean to be rude, but is that herpes on the lip?

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#358874 - 09/06/08 02:17 PM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
Holly Randall Offline
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Happy birthday! I don't mean to be rude, but is that herpes on the lip?




Erm, no. I don't have herpes. I think it's smudged lipstick, I don't know. I was so tired last night when I put that up that I didn't retouch. Here, I fixed it.



Here's another photo from that night-- my mom took all these baby pictures of me and blew them up and put them all over the house. It's funny how my face is almost as chubby now as it was back then.



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#358875 - 09/06/08 05:20 PM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
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Registered: 07/09/08
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOLLY! You look sin-sational.
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#358876 - 09/06/08 05:22 PM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
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Quote:








Skeeter chop in 5 4 3 2....
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#358877 - 09/07/08 06:59 AM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
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Loc: Washington DC
Happy Birthday Holly.

Holly Randall, the only girl i'd happily stalk!
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#358878 - 09/07/08 01:48 PM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
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(Belated) Birthday greetings, Holly!!!


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#358879 - 09/07/08 01:57 PM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
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happy bday randall!
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#358880 - 09/07/08 02:09 PM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
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Happy Belated Holly and I read your blog....the 30's are the best.

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#358882 - 09/07/08 08:12 PM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
gia jordan Offline
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Holly, where did you get your dress? I love it.
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#358883 - 09/08/08 12:34 AM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
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Quote:

Holly, where did you get your dress? I love it.




Thanks everyone! Just got home from my last birthday present-- the Bob Dylan concert in Santa Barbara. I'm a bit sad that my birthday celebration weekend is over, it was nice being the center of attention for a couple of days.

And Gia, my dress is from BCBG. I found it on Ebay, of all places. I know my size in BCBG, so I get some amazing dresses from that brand on Ebay. I just buy dresses on the fly and save them for a special occasion. I've been waiting for a reason to wear that dress for a while. Here's a picture of me giving my "speech" (which was not my idea, btw) and you can see the dress a little better. I actually should have had it tailored beforehand-- it's a little big in the midsection area. You can borrow it sometime if you'd like.



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#358884 - 09/08/08 11:36 AM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
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Happy birthday! I don't mean to be rude, but is that
herpes on the lip?




This reeks of anus, you douche bag.

Oh yeah Holly,...Happy, happy (belated) birthday, to you...to YOU.

The baby photo makes you look like one of the Campbell's Soup kids from decades ago.
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#358885 - 09/08/08 01:08 PM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
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Since everyone has already wished you a happy birthday holly, let me be the first to say Happy Holidays!
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#358886 - 09/09/08 09:37 AM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
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Happy belated. Are you doing karaoke in that pic?
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#358887 - 09/09/08 06:57 PM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
aminkia Offline
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Registered: 01/23/08
Posts: 176
Quote:

Quote:

Holly, where did you get your dress? I love it.
I actually should have had it tailored beforehand-- it's a little big in the midsection area. You can borrow it sometime if you'd like.





Are you saying that Gia is fat...so the dress will fit her midsection ??? meow...cat fight

BTW to you, since I am a virgo too I know you are a good(horny) person.



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#358888 - 09/09/08 08:42 PM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

Happy belated. Are you doing karaoke in that pic?




No, I'm giving a speech. Even when I was drinking, I'd strip before I'd do karaoke. I have a serious fear of singing in public-- and really, that's a relief to those around me.

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Are you saying that Gia is fat...so the dress will fit her midsection ??? meow...cat fight




How on earth did you infer that from what I said? I hardly think Gia's heavier than me. She's most certainly smaller.
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#358889 - 09/10/08 07:01 AM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
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Registered: 03/22/07
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When are you going to post the pics of Burg rolling out of the cake?
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#358890 - 09/10/08 07:48 AM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
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Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 589
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No, I'm giving a speech. Even when I was drinking, I'd strip before I'd do karaoke.




So do you still strip before karaoke? Show us the pics of that sequence!

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#358891 - 09/10/08 08:32 AM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
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Happy Belated Birthday Holly you look amazing!

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#358892 - 09/10/08 09:54 AM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
Tricia Offline
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Registered: 07/28/06
Posts: 202
Loc: Malibu
Sorry to hear about those drunkies that wouldn't leave. (At least I wasn't last.)

I'm curious who the guy was that was in the group that stayed after me... he had published a children's book and written a vampire novel, and he was talking to the cool punk girl in the frilly dress and flip-flops. I promised him I'd read his vampire novel, but I forgot to give him my email address so he could write to me.

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#358893 - 09/10/08 02:24 PM Re: happy b-day....Holly..............?
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

Sorry to hear about those drunkies that wouldn't leave. (At least I wasn't last.)

I'm curious who the guy was that was in the group that stayed after me... he had published a children's book and written a vampire novel, and he was talking to the cool punk girl in the frilly dress and flip-flops. I promised him I'd read his vampire novel, but I forgot to give him my email address so he could write to me.




Thanks for coming Tricia, it was great to see you!

That was one of my best friends-- email me and I'll give you his contact info: hollyrandall@suze.net
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