26 days and still no ticket reimbursement from the little scamp. Who is teaching manners to our young ladies?

On a different note, validation of SHE IS HALF MY AGE came in the form of a myspace.com message I received today. This is not edited:

"how dare you fuck haley sweet she was born 1990 like me and ur sick and perverted for fucking a young 18 year old born in 1990 child molester ur like micheal jackson go to dateline pedophile i was born 1990 to u dirty old fuckin man old fart."

I feel like I've touched the young women of America. It's by reaching out, mainly with my hands, that I have brought young and old together. I've bridged the Generation gap with my penis.