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Wrong again, nutbars. Those aren't speakers. They are perimeter security devices that electronically assist the models in staying for the required time needed in order to successfully complete the shoot. The technology was developed in a Manhattan Project spinoff and was perfected in Gitmo.



Copy/pasted that into the Bullshit -> English translator which spit out:

"Hooked On A Feeling" David Hasselhoff. http://www.amazon.com/Hooked-Feeling-David-Hasselhoff/dp/B000KB7XWW/ref=pd_sim_m_5

Actually a dog shock collar gimmick for a new line might be something - except gimmicks don't increase unit sales so it would only be for your personal amusement.