Haley's Comet: can be seen every 75 years. It last appeared in our solar system in 1986 and will next appear in 2061.

Haley: spunkie and punky. Eats man chunky....direct from the tap. She can be seen very soon at www.loadmymouth.com. In 1986, she was -4 and in 2061 she will be 71.

I initially thought after seeing the title of the thread that this was going to be a Haley Paige scene. That create another level of "She's Dead Inside" eyes.

I like this girl. Piercings, tattoos and all. Very lovely. Will she be in more of your scenes, Mr. Irons?

Very cute indeed, but once again, the tatoos beg the question.....what theeeee fuck?

That's the third or fourth time we have seen the "Stars" in and alonside a whore's torso.....someone clue me in, I am totally at a loss as to what these specifically mean or symbolize. Seriously, what's the story.....WHATTTT?!?!!? it is totally depressing seeing these beautiful girls ruined by such bullshit bodyart.

Truth be told, I can stomach or tolerate ANY tatoo, IF there is a compelling, intelligent, uniquely interesting story or reason behind the ink that the whore chooses to put on her body....but these silly "starz" have me totlaly at a loss.

I speculated before that the preponderance of young kids raised in the 90s and the early part of this decade (2001-2004) all have issues with Early onset Diabetes and their blood sugar levels...with or without obesity. This girl clearly isnt obese, but that doesnt mean she isnt diabetic. The number of these kids of this time period were born to clueless single moms who themselves are whores and comprise today's morally BANKRUPT, 30-something-and-up MILF demographic. They are/were terrible moms who feed/fed their kids crappy diets full of sugar-laden cereal like FROSTED LUCKY CHARMS. No you see the Genius and deep thinking of Da Burglar and where I am going with this rant....

This girl "HALEY" no doubt was raised by a mom/MILF Whore with zero time/motivation/skills for cooking decent, nutritious meals for her young whore-to-be daughter. She just FED Haley FROSTED LUCKY CHARMS morning noon and night while she snorted coke and prepared for the next John/Client to swing by and lock themselves in her bedroom while Haley watched "My Little Pony" and SMURF re-runs on Nockelodeon. Haley's FAVORITE part of the FORSTED LUCKY CHARMS were OBVIOUSLY the ORANGE STARZ (Burg was always partial to the Green Clovers obviously...the Yellow Moons remind of my favorite Blond chicks I want to bang, like Gigi or H-lly .... the Blue Diamonds remind me of whores with expensive tastes, but NOT gian jergens, because expensive taste DOES NOT equate to good tastes.)

Anyone have a better theory??? Perhaps as a child "Haley" dreamed of being an astronomer when she grew up, but a few years later after having discovered the joys and pleasures of Methamphetamine and/or Oxycontin she realized the closest she would ever come to seeing the Universe would be on her own body???? Anyone? Anyone? ANyone?

I thought she was hot as fuck until I scrolled down and saw those tats. Brandon, take a piece of 40 grit sandpaper and remove that shit.

She's hot- reminds me of Allie Sin,
she's like Allie Sin's whore cousin

Fuck yeah!

I'd eat her anus any day.

What is this nastiness? I know Brandon's geriatric drip of a cumshot couldn't leave an indentation like that, so what gives? Drive-by victim? Abusive boyfriend stood up a fireplace poker and dropped her on it? Did John Garfield have relations with her before Brandon got his hands on her?

star tattoos are like
augmented tits and big hair

here to stay, live with it boys .

whores will dress like whores, fuck like whores
and get whore tattoos

dummy up

does anyone else think she has an Allie Sin resemblance

Haley......your cover is blown! Leave! Leave! Leave!

Looks like bullet wounds on her back.

Not even a henna tattoo?

So is Brandon.

i look forward to , when in 4 years anyone mentions your name we can say "she was so 2002".

live these four years like you have no more.

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Not even a henna tattoo?

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Henna is tacky and so 1992.

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Each day above ground is a good day....but it's just one day closer to death. That's why I spend money like it is going out of style...cuz it is. Can't buy worm food when you are the worm food.

Damn, where did you find this girl?

Damn, if that's you in your avatar, can you please post more pics?

Don't hate on Forever21. Don't hate.

Darrah, I've found girls that way. I got them into porn and a few other things. I know what ways to approach work for me. I don't hesitate. I just go and open. The odds are usually good, and I can't be scared off by the few that may throw their Frappucinos at me.

Darrah, I employ bodyguards to keep the women away when I go out in public. My latest exploits are all over www.tmz.com. Sorry, I thought you knew how great and famous I was....er, am....AM!!

Do you approach them to photograph or to send somewhere else?

I only had trouble that one time I shot a scene in the changing room at the Gap. Does anyone know any lawyers who specialize in expunging records?

So you take a camera with you wherever you go? The bodyguards can distract the clerks.

I had a hidden camera surgically implanted in my left eye. Yes, I take it everywhere I go.

For a second I thought you were going to say surgically implanted in your penis.

That was a different surgery....a penile reduction surgery. I enjoyed being Lexington Iron up until 1996 but I kept stepping on my own cock. It gave a whole new meaning to self-abuse.

Maybe its becasue I've been on a 2 day hentai kick but I would totally put this girl in a Japanese School girl uniform and violate her.

You need a uniform to do that??

She's growing on me now. At first she reminded me of George Clooney's recent ex-girlfriend and that bothered me. But now I like her again and she's probably the best or second best looking girl you have ever posted here.

Is there a checklist or criteria for who you work with?

Wrong again, Gia.
The single most important criteria is that the woman must be an eater of sperm. She should enjoy it but it is ok if she does not. I appreciate a self-deprecating sense of humor and self-worth, too. ie: women calling themselves pigs, sluts, and cocksuckers whose only aim is to please you.

You catching any of this, Gia? It's how men want you to behave.

Darrah, do you like swallowing? I do.

No I don't. I also don't like watching it either. I rather watch a gangbang than that. Too messy.

How is swallowing messy? I don't mean with a bunch of guys. I mean with one guy. Like a boyfriend. I find facials messier.

Facials and swallowing. I had an ex ask me to do it and I told him to try it himself first and tell me how it tastes. It never happened for either of us.

Ok, I can see how some women don't like cum, so they're less likely to go there with a stranger or casual sex. But if you love someone, facials or swallowing is having a part of them. It's a bond, don't you think?

The other sex included is bonding too. I just don't want to taste that. My current BF's friend's wives and girlfriends don't even do have the shit he and I do. The swallowing question was an ex boyfriend, not the current one. Current BF has never asked. God help me if he ever does. We do everything else and I also cook and clean when he probably wouldn't even know how to turn on a stove.

Lets say current BF does ask and calls your bluff and eats his own cum would you go ahead and make the effort to try it or would you continue to flat out refuse? Inquiring minds want to know....