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#358142 - 09/11/08 02:28 PM Re: Palin's speech
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Quote:

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I get better and even if I had to limp through life with a played out loser for life personna like you have, I could talk my way into better.





C'mon Cassanova. For every descent girl that throws you a scrap, there's gotta be at least one that you're proud of. I'll name off ten for every one, how's that?




Heh.. my worst no-pride night/4 am walk off still leaves me at a social strata you could only dream of. And thats forgetting the fact you take plastic in the ass. lol

Fuck... Did you think before you tossed that one out there?.
That was fucken embarrassing, even for wormshit like you. haha
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#358143 - 09/12/08 12:25 PM Re: Palin's speech
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
LOL. Not even close you little peasant. I get paid to have sex with the girls you pretend to have sex with when you watch porno in your studio appartment.

There's farts in the wind that are considerably more signifigant than you.

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#358144 - 09/12/08 12:28 PM Re: Palin's speech
Anonymous
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I get paid to have sex with the girls...






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#358145 - 09/12/08 12:43 PM Re: Palin's speech
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Take an excerpt from Neil Young's "Old Man".

(chorus)

Old Man take a look at my life I'm nothing like you...

I get bitches to blow me the whole day through...

Oooh you're a jealous little troll and I can tell that's true...

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#358146 - 09/12/08 12:49 PM Re: Palin's speech
Anonymous
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Right. I'm gellus of the humiliation you endure every day just to get a hit.

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#358147 - 09/12/08 12:58 PM Re: Palin's speech
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Don't kill yourself. Its not the end of the world. I want to be just like you so I'm gonna go on a chatboard and find a 13 year old to mess with.

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#358148 - 09/12/08 01:01 PM Re: Palin's speech
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I want to be just like you so I'm gonna go on a chatboard and find a 13 year old to mess with.





Why don't you make it an eight year old. That way, neither of you would be able to get an erection.

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#358149 - 09/12/08 01:05 PM Re: Palin's speech
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
It sounds like you've had a personal success story with this method. Which Hannah Montana chatboard do you troll on?


Edited by RyanKnox (09/12/08 01:07 PM)

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#358150 - 09/12/08 01:17 PM Re: Palin's speech
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You're in need of a new chatboard? Why don't you ask the kids around you at the public library terminal you post from? I'm sure they'd hook you up in return for some candy.

Oh, wait. You can't even afford candy, having spent your last dime on a rock. Try peeking over their shoulders.

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#358151 - 09/12/08 01:30 PM Re: Palin's speech
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
No. I'll stick with this one. Because here, I'm the guy that gets his dick sucked by any porn girl that you could name off and you're just a 45 year old troll.

I need to be constantly reminded of how much better my life is than yours

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#358152 - 09/12/08 01:32 PM Re: Palin's speech
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Because here, I'm the guy that gets his ass reamed by any porn girl that you could name




Fixed.

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#358153 - 09/12/08 01:40 PM Re: Palin's speech
RyanKnox Offline
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Registered: 10/25/05
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You can name one. Shows what a wormy little troll like you is capable of in this world.

If you think that's something that bothers me, you're a lot dumber than I thought. I'm sure it bothers you more to learn that Bree Olsen has paid me for sex.

Please, do something to improve the quality of your own life like buying a hand rest for your keyboard or renewing your VFW membership.


Edited by RyanKnox (09/12/08 01:43 PM)

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#358154 - 09/12/08 01:44 PM Re: Palin's speech
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Bree Olsen has paid me for sex.





I'll give a C-Note to the first person who posts BTS footage of cryin having to refund Bree's money when he couldn't get it up after an hour. The look of horror as he realizes he can't afford to get high ought to top the footage of the fat hookers pissing on him.

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#358155 - 09/12/08 01:50 PM Re: Palin's speech
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Registered: 10/25/05
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First off, you'd have to actualy have a C-Note in your possesion, so that's out.

Also, it's impossible not to get it up for Bree Olsen and if you want to check out her website you can watch me Fuck the Shit out of her.

You can even touch yourself while you watch and then you'll at least have that one thing going for you.

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#358156 - 09/12/08 05:42 PM Re: Palin's speech
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
If you were to tell me that Ryan Knox was going to attempt to quote something based on the Harvest album my money would have been on The Needle and the Damage Done.
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#358157 - 09/12/08 08:41 PM Re: Palin's speech
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LOL. Not even close you little peasant. I get paid to have sex with the girls you pretend to have sex with when you watch porno in your studio appartment.

There's farts in the wind that are considerably more signifigant than you.




Jesus fucken wept...
Knox posts like a Ken Doll guilty of all the molestations he's received over the years.

I'll leave you the reader to paint your own picture on that one.. but in honor of Flopsy and all the crayon doodles of rainbows and his naked old man he brought home to mum, lets wish him a most pleasant next few days in the box.
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#358158 - 09/16/08 10:50 AM Re: Palin's speech
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and say I think Cass would be the better lay. And that's not intended in any way as a slight toward Ceara. But a girl of Ceara's obvious appeal might assume her looks are enough to carry the day, and just go through the motions. Cass would bring her A game.
Jeff?
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#358159 - 09/16/08 11:55 AM Re: Palin's speech
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
Ceara's not all that hot. I'd still fuck her 'cause it's obvious she does anal but she's nothing to write home about.
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#358160 - 09/16/08 01:31 PM Re: Palin's speech
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Registered: 01/09/06
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Cass was the only friend I ever had that made me feel like a prude. Thats saying a lot. I really miss that girl.

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#358161 - 09/16/08 01:43 PM Re: Palin's speech
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Registered: 12/26/07
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C'mon Ceara, you're supposed to be a bitch! This is no fun. Why so emotional lately?
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#358162 - 09/16/08 01:45 PM Re: Palin's speech
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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you're supposed to be a bitch!





She's off the clock.
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#358163 - 09/16/08 01:59 PM Re: Palin's speech
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Registered: 01/09/06
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^^ yeah exactly.

if you have some money to throw down maybe I'll put in the effort. Im just me here.

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#358164 - 09/16/08 05:20 PM Re: Palin's speech
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
What happens if someone is a real dick to you - you obviously don't want to turn on the bitch power.

After all if an accountant like Shy Love is mad at someone, would she do their taxes?
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#358165 - 09/16/08 05:25 PM Re: Palin's speech
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Loc: fortified
I think the rabbits would then bear the brunt.
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#358166 - 09/16/08 06:15 PM Re: Palin's speech
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Registered: 01/09/06
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I get along pretty well with people who act like total dicks. Just ask Jeff.

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#358167 - 09/24/08 10:59 AM Re: Palin's speech
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#358168 - 10/01/08 08:44 PM Re: Palin's speech
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when yr verbatim interview of the week with yr second soft ball pitcher becomes a skit on Saturday Night Live you know the train is off the tracks!!



i will bet anyone on here $100 that tomorrow's debate is going to be fucking Comedy Gold

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#358169 - 10/01/08 08:48 PM Re: Palin's speech
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#358170 - 10/01/08 08:51 PM Re: Palin's speech
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#358171 - 10/01/08 09:00 PM Re: Palin's speech
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#358172 - 10/01/08 10:59 PM Re: Palin's speech
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Registered: 07/07/08
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I am so looking forward to tomorrow night for her first VP debate. Pure comedy gold!



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