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#357887 - 09/03/08 01:52 PM
Teagan's Suitcase Pimp
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/14/04
Posts: 150
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Teagan, Teagan, Teagan. It's becoming extremely obvious where this relationship with the new dude is headed, straight to Tyler territory. Now you are running some type of website together? Teagan, we all know where this is headed. Another kid and another divorce.
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#357888 - 09/03/08 02:20 PM
Swami's Scheduling Screwups
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Sweet talking isn't going to get her on your show, Swami.
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#357892 - 09/03/08 09:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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 If I were a physician, I'd give that man 5 minutes to live. Stop eating Ice cream 5 times a day, just stop it....STOP IT!! STOPPPPPPP.....
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#357893 - 09/03/08 10:18 PM
Re: Teagan's Suitcase Pimp
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
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He already runs a mainstream movie review site
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#357895 - 09/08/08 07:09 AM
Re: Teagan's Suitcase Pimp
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Registered: 07/26/08
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Yeah and he will not allow her to do anymore boy/girl as well. Talk about insecure....
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#357896 - 09/08/08 07:18 AM
Re: Teagan's Suitcase Pimp
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Would you allow your girlfriend to fuck other guys? Talk about hypocrite.
Edit: Not to mention Teagan herself took her time and explained why she won't do b/g right here, on XPT.
Edited by Dak'kon (09/08/08 07:20 AM)
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#357897 - 09/08/08 07:19 AM
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Registered: 07/26/08
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Yes I would and I have! I am male talent, and I am not insecure.
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#357899 - 09/09/08 10:18 AM
Re: Teagan's Suitcase Pimp
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/14/04
Posts: 150
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Now he is answering all porn related questions for her on ADT and stating she can't do any more IR, or any other b/g for that matter.
We know Teagan would love to do another IR scene. She looked like she had a lot of fun in the Up Your Ass scene.
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#357901 - 09/09/08 11:00 AM
Re: Teagan's Suitcase Pimp
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Registered: 12/26/07
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Dude, now you are really creepy! Teagan stopped doing IR very early in her career, long before she met her current significant other.
On unrelated note I've checked out his post on ADT and I have to say I agree with the prevailing opinion here that he seems to be a total asshole. Not only he posts like a total suitcase pimp(he even uses "we" when talking about Teagan's career) but he also looks like a thug.
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#357902 - 09/09/08 01:40 PM
Re: Teagan's Suitcase Pimp
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/14/04
Posts: 150
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I may be creepy, but I may also be right about him being a suitcase pimp.
I was kidding about the IR stuff. It was meant to be sarcastic. If you saw Teagan's scene in Up Your Ass it was very obvious she was not enjoying herself.
On ADT he has now even started to refer to himself as a pimp, just not of the suitcase variety.
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#357903 - 09/09/08 05:37 PM
Re: Teagan's Suitcase Pimp
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/23/05
Posts: 422
Loc: Mitteleuropa
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I was kidding about the IR stuff. It was meant to be sarcastic. If you saw Teagan's scene in Up Your Ass it was very obvious she was not enjoying herself.
Yep, especially if you watch the behind scenes and beside that i never seen Teagan enjoying herself in a porn scene, she always looks in pain, at least on pre-Digital Playground scenes.
After that i dont know, i didnt watch any of her movies after she got that retarded boob-job.
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#357906 - 09/09/08 09:14 PM
Re: Teagan's Suitcase Pimp
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
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Teagan, nice new tits. But please take this advice
NO MORE PLASTIC SURGERY!!! EVER!!! FOR ANYTHING!!! EVER!!!! DON'T DO IT!!
You are hot now. Keep it that way. Please listen to me. No more surgery.
By the way, every other porn whore can take this advice too.
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#357907 - 09/10/08 03:48 AM
Re: Teagan's Suitcase Pimp
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Funny how SP posts on ADT but not here. Maybe Teagan warned him. No guts no glory, Mr. Suitcase Pimp.
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#357908 - 09/10/08 08:35 AM
Re: Teagan's Suitcase Pimp
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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He supports me actually financially and emotionally. ... The only thing that I use my money for is my kids - which he pays for as well, especially since my surgery and my normal bills, which he has also paid. ... The only reason why he uses the word, "WE" is because "WE" did shoot those reviews together and watched the movies together and he helped me. He did just as much work if not more on our site together, and helps me do everything when I feature dance.
From ´The Suitcase Pimp Handbook´, edition 2006.
Chapter 1 - Dependency
First things first. Make sure to please the whore in every way possible. Pay her bills, support her 'new' ideas, help her out, be nice to her kids.
This might not sound as a good idea to you, but you have to create a very strong dependency of your whore on you. 'She owes you'.
After a while, you can esily say to her that your own (non-existent) business is kinda slow and that it might be a good idea for her to pick up her porn career, doing more extreme scenes or take up escorting. She won't object much, because she feels she's indebted to you because of all your efforts in the beginning. From then on, you can lean back and let her bring in the cash.
In short, look at your initial expenses as an investment with unknown, but very diverse and promising returns....
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#357909 - 09/10/08 11:25 AM
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Funny how SP posts on ADT but not here. Maybe Teagan warned him. No guts no glory, Mr. Suitcase Pimp.
I think he realizes what kind of reaction this would get here:
Just how many times a day do people laugh in his face when he insists on being called "Mr. T?" 
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#357910 - 09/10/08 01:43 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/14/04
Posts: 150
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Teagan will be performing scenes exclusively with him by this time next year.
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#357912 - 09/10/08 03:11 PM
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Oh, it's a joke, alright...
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#357913 - 09/10/08 03:45 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/23/05
Posts: 422
Loc: Mitteleuropa
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She was definitely enjoying herself in the scene I shot with her last, but then again that was with a girl.
Of course.
My impression was that she has (had) a tight pussy and the big porn-cocks would hurt her.
Im still talking about pre-Digital Playground times.
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Have you seen her new boobs? They haven't even dropped yet, and they look pretty good, IMHO.
Yes the new ones look awwwwright, but still i cant stand fake-boobs, it's just a matter of taste nothing else.
I can understand when chicks with ugly tits get them done (see Hillary Scott), but when girls like Jenna Presley or Teagan, with perfect teen tits, go and get butchered by plastic surgeons, it pisses me off.
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#357914 - 09/11/08 05:29 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/14/04
Posts: 150
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Teagan, are you saying that your new boyfriend beat you and you tried to fight it but got so tired of fighting that you just decided to move in with him?
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#357915 - 09/11/08 05:31 AM
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Swami, give it a rest already.
There's a big difference between having a little fun with SP's screen name and your patented brand of internet stalking.
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#357917 - 09/11/08 09:36 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/14/04
Posts: 150
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I'm just worried about Teagan. I don't think now is the time for another baby.
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#357918 - 09/11/08 09:40 AM
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I'm just worried about Teagan.
I thought you'd be more worried about finding bail bondsmen in Louisiana for Kiki.
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#357920 - 09/11/08 09:54 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/14/04
Posts: 150
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It is my business because Teagan is my business.
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#357921 - 09/11/08 10:04 AM
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Screencapped for later use by the authorities.
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#357923 - 09/11/08 01:26 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/14/04
Posts: 150
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My doctor says I am fine dammit!
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#357925 - 09/11/08 01:46 PM
Re: Teagan's Suitcase Pimp
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/14/04
Posts: 150
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Ok paperchase. You have been a good friend through all of this. It's nice to know that when I needed you that you were there for me.
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#357927 - 09/11/08 02:10 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Soxfan, you need to change or stop posting. Criticism of whores and lulz are what this board is about, but your attempts at being sarcastic just creeps people out.
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#357928 - 09/11/08 09:58 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Teagan looks a hell of a lot like Julia Roberts' niece, Emma Roberts.
That is all.
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#357931 - 09/13/08 03:38 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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^^Wow she does look like Emma Roberts in that pic....hmmm strange cause she really doesn't but in that picture, definitely. 
That's because it is Emma Roberts in that pic. Emma Roberts looks more like Emma Roberts than any woman on the planet...so much so, she could probably win an award.
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#357932 - 09/13/08 11:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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^^Wow she does look like Emma Roberts in that pic....hmmm strange cause she really doesn't but in that picture, definitely.
That's because it is Emma Roberts in that pic. Emma Roberts looks more like Emma Roberts than any woman on the planet...so much so, she could probably win an award.
Uhhhhh smart ass that is not what I meant, I meant that Teagan can pass for Emma Roberts, I know that is Emma in that pic. 
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#357934 - 09/16/08 09:16 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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He already runs a mainstream movie review site and now we are doing a porn review site.
So, aside from ruining the career of the hottest girl in porn, he fancies himself another Roger Ebert.
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The only reason why he uses the word, "WE" is because "WE" did shoot those reviews together and watched the movies together and he helped me. He did just as much work if not more on our site together, and helps me do everything when I feature dance. So, I think that's more than justified for using that terminology. 
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