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#357825 - 09/02/08 07:22 PM
Anal stretch marks
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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Anal stretch marks.
Road maps to the asshole or useless meandering flaws?
Discuss.
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#357827 - 09/02/08 10:22 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/27/06
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Damn, if you wanted Panzer's attention, couldn't you just have sent him a PM and spared the rest of us?
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#357828 - 09/02/08 11:20 PM
Re: Anal stretch marks
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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I posted this in hopes of starting an intellectual discussion. Sigh....
Now, I believe that belly stretch marks are life-affirming. They demonstrate accomplishment and purpose. Ass stretch marks are a whole other kettle of fish. They conjure up images of butts birthing baby-sized logs....fissure-causing turds that angrily push and shove their way down the Colon Causeway towards a watery grave.
It's sad, really. Nothing life-affirming whatsoever. A literal and figurative void is left in their skidmarked wake. Empty nest and empty bowels.
Sure, we can Febreeze our way back to our comfortable middle-class humdrum but all we have to remember these lost turd-children are the stretch marks. Sniff....(crying, not smelling in some perverted way......at least for now)
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#357831 - 09/03/08 05:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#357832 - 09/03/08 07:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Titty stretch marks - now that's something to write home about.
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#357838 - 09/03/08 04:35 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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Anyone know the identity of that stretched-out PW
She goes by Stretchy McAnus.
On a side note, I have a weird stretch mark near my nutsack. Aside from the cast of the new 90210, none of us is perfect.
Well, there's Anna Nicole Smith. She was perfect....but she's dead now. Sasha Grey, close to perfect. Tiffany Mynx's ass....perfect. The first cup of coffee in the morning....perfect.
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#357840 - 09/04/08 09:46 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Anal stretch marks. Road maps to the asshole or useless meandering flaws? Discuss.
I like that. I think that Latinas have them mostly.
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#357842 - 09/05/08 05:57 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
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This young woman is Sri Lankan. Is that near Latina?
Yes,South America is Latina. Is her ass clean?
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#357843 - 09/05/08 06:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
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Arthur Clarke you are not.
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#357844 - 09/05/08 06:30 AM
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This young woman is Sri Lankan. Is that near Latina?
Yes,South America is Latina. Is her ass clean?
I am now quite convinced that Panzer will never succeed in his quest to cover the globe with enemabunkers™. Good way to start the weekend.
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#357846 - 09/05/08 04:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
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The next time you go online to purchase books start with a world atlas.
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#357847 - 09/05/08 05:06 PM
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The next time you go online to purchase books start with a world atlas.
One that's not Red-Army surplus. Hint: The "German Democratic Republic" no longer exists.
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#357848 - 09/05/08 08:24 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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The next time you go online to purchase books start with a world atlas.
One that's not Red-Army surplus. Hint: The "German Democratic Republic" no longer exists.
Nah, I will just get more books on architecture. I have a new project, "The Mansion" with the following elements:
Garage Sex Cave Enema Museum Enema Room Print Shop Photo Studio Photo Lab Gym Wardrobe Swimming Pool Bar Theater Command Center Library Gallery Private Railroad Railyard/Roundhouse Assembly Yard Metal Shop Garden Sex Prison Lounge "The Pit"
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#357849 - 09/06/08 04:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Buying a 6th grade geography textbook would not kill you.
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#357850 - 09/06/08 07:37 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
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Enema Museum
Enema Museum....what the fuck??!!!
Wife: Honey, you never take me anywhere. It's our anniversary on Saturday and I hope we can do something special.
Husband: Oh, I'm taking you to the....oh, I'll just surprise you.
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#357851 - 09/06/08 02:08 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Enema Museum
Enema Museum....what the fuck??!!!
Wife: Honey, you never take me anywhere. It's our anniversary on Saturday and I hope we can do something special.
Husband: Oh, I'm taking you to the....oh, I'll just surprise you.
Yes, the Enema Museum. A special gallery room within the mansion that has different enemas, hoses, nozzles, and equipment from different countries and different time periods. There's also a hidden door that leads to a corridor that leads to the hidden Enema Room.
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#357854 - 09/06/08 05:23 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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Not that I care or anything but -- uh....do you have an address for this place and hours of operation. I want to make sure I, uh, am not anywhere near this place.
123 Fake Street
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#357855 - 09/06/08 05:26 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Your life sucks Chuck. No booze, no beef, the big C looms, relating to Panzertard, almost bought a scooter, Ohio, machine fucking etc... You should have worked for the Post Office bro.
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#357856 - 09/06/08 05:38 PM
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Gag Factor Guru
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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Your life sucks Chuck. No booze, no beef, the big C looms, relating to Panzertard, almost bought a scooter, Ohio, machine fucking etc... You should have worked for the Post Office bro.
Life is good. Vegetarianism is good, I have more foods now than when I was meat and potato bound. Big C gets knocked out early if they 'scope me yearly, Panzer entertains, I bought a Versys, Ohio rocks, Fuck Machines rocks, and I'm part of the military-industrial complex. Watching the Padres and Brewers on Extra Innings now.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#357858 - 09/06/08 05:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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How could anyone be watching mlb this time of year with ncaafb getting into full swing?
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#357862 - 09/06/08 07:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
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Loc: Portland
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Okay. Just checking. I worry about your health.
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