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#357825 - 09/02/08 07:22 PM Anal stretch marks
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Anal stretch marks.
Road maps to the asshole or useless meandering flaws?
Discuss.


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#357826 - 09/02/08 09:05 PM Re: Anal stretch marks
WydenLong Offline
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Registered: 04/07/08
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Loc: NYC
Dang!, Who's Brown Eye is That?
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#357827 - 09/02/08 10:22 PM Re: Anal stretch marks
redish Offline
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Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 323
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Damn, if you wanted Panzer's attention, couldn't you just have sent him a PM and spared the rest of us?
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#357828 - 09/02/08 11:20 PM Re: Anal stretch marks
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I posted this in hopes of starting an intellectual discussion. Sigh....


Now, I believe that belly stretch marks are life-affirming. They demonstrate accomplishment and purpose. Ass stretch marks are a whole other kettle of fish. They conjure up images of butts birthing baby-sized logs....fissure-causing turds that angrily push and shove their way down the Colon Causeway towards a watery grave.

It's sad, really. Nothing life-affirming whatsoever. A literal and figurative void is left in their skidmarked wake. Empty nest and empty bowels.

Sure, we can Febreeze our way back to our comfortable middle-class humdrum but all we have to remember these lost turd-children are the stretch marks. Sniff....(crying, not smelling in some perverted way......at least for now)


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#357829 - 09/03/08 01:18 AM Re: Anal stretch marks
Smell of Anus Offline
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Registered: 07/14/08
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That's the scariest thing you've posted in a long time, Brandon (the stomach).

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#357830 - 09/03/08 03:59 AM Re: Anal stretch marks
charin Offline
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Come on, BI, you are a better pornographer than this.

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#357831 - 09/03/08 05:16 AM Re: Anal stretch marks
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I posted this in hopes of starting an intellectual discussion. Sigh....




Oh shit I guess my secret is out. Well I hope this will make people stop asking me for tit pix.
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#357832 - 09/03/08 07:57 AM Re: Anal stretch marks
Bluecipher Offline
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Titty stretch marks - now that's something to write home about.
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#357833 - 09/03/08 08:43 AM Re: Anal stretch marks
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Quote:

Titty stretch marks - now that's something to write home about.




You forgot all about lactating and sagginess, oh and since this is all about assholes, lets talk about those oh so important hemmoroids. I'd post pics of some but I don't want to get banned...
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#357834 - 09/03/08 09:30 AM Re: Anal stretch marks
melpster Offline
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Can somebody get stretch marks from too much anal sex? Or just one date with Mandingo?

Those belly stretches are some of the most severe I've ever seen. I had stretch marks on my breasts since I was 13 years old, but I've kinda grown to live with them. Scars are sexy anyway.

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#357835 - 09/03/08 09:42 AM Re: Anal stretch marks
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Anyone know the identity of that stretched-out PW

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#357836 - 09/03/08 11:24 AM Re: Anal stretch marks
Tritone Offline
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Who cares about a few stretch marks. It makes the girls more real to me. Me? I love that big, phat bubble butt.

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#357837 - 09/03/08 11:27 AM Re: Anal stretch marks
Jigaloo Offline
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Shut up fag-nog.
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#357838 - 09/03/08 04:35 PM Re: Anal stretch marks
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Anyone know the identity of that stretched-out PW




She goes by Stretchy McAnus.
On a side note, I have a weird stretch mark near my nutsack. Aside from the cast of the new 90210, none of us is perfect.

Well, there's Anna Nicole Smith. She was perfect....but she's dead now. Sasha Grey, close to perfect. Tiffany Mynx's ass....perfect. The first cup of coffee in the morning....perfect.

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#357839 - 09/03/08 05:48 PM Re: Anal stretch marks
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Quote:

Can somebody get stretch marks from too much anal sex? Or just one date with Mandingo?




Anal Racing Stripes!
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#357840 - 09/04/08 09:46 PM Re: Anal stretch marks
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Quote:

Anal stretch marks.
Road maps to the asshole or useless meandering flaws?
Discuss.




I like that. I think that Latinas have them mostly.

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#357841 - 09/04/08 10:32 PM Re: Anal stretch marks
Brandon_Iron Offline
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This young woman is Sri Lankan. Is that near Latina?

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#357842 - 09/05/08 05:57 AM Re: Anal stretch marks
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This young woman is Sri Lankan. Is that near Latina?



Yes,South America is Latina. Is her ass clean?

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#357843 - 09/05/08 06:26 AM Re: Anal stretch marks
the unknown pervert Offline
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Arthur Clarke you are not.
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#357844 - 09/05/08 06:30 AM Re: Anal stretch marks
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Quote:

Quote:

This young woman is Sri Lankan. Is that near Latina?





Yes,South America is Latina. Is her ass clean?





I am now quite convinced that Panzer will never succeed in his quest to cover the globe with enemabunkers™. Good way to start the weekend.

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#357845 - 09/05/08 03:18 PM Re: Anal stretch marks
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I always thought that Sri Lanka was somewhere near the Peru.

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#357846 - 09/05/08 04:45 PM Re: Anal stretch marks
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
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The next time you go online to purchase books start with a world atlas.
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#357847 - 09/05/08 05:06 PM Re: Anal stretch marks
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Quote:

The next time you go online to purchase books start with a world atlas.





One that's not Red-Army surplus. Hint: The "German Democratic Republic" no longer exists.

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#357848 - 09/05/08 08:24 PM Re: Anal stretch marks
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Quote:

Quote:

The next time you go online to purchase books start with a world atlas.





One that's not Red-Army surplus. Hint: The "German Democratic Republic" no longer exists.



Nah, I will just get more books on architecture. I have a new project, "The Mansion" with the following elements:

Garage
Sex Cave
Enema Museum
Enema Room
Print Shop
Photo Studio
Photo Lab
Gym
Wardrobe
Swimming Pool
Bar
Theater
Command Center
Library
Gallery
Private Railroad
Railyard/Roundhouse
Assembly Yard
Metal Shop
Garden
Sex Prison
Lounge
"The Pit"

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#357849 - 09/06/08 04:57 AM Re: Anal stretch marks
Bluecipher Offline
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Buying a 6th grade geography textbook would not kill you.
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#357850 - 09/06/08 07:37 AM Re: Anal stretch marks
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Quote:

Enema Museum





Enema Museum....what the fuck??!!!

Wife: Honey, you never take me anywhere. It's our anniversary on Saturday and I hope we can do something special.

Husband: Oh, I'm taking you to the....oh, I'll just surprise you.

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#357851 - 09/06/08 02:08 PM Re: Anal stretch marks
Uncle Joe Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Enema Museum





Enema Museum....what the fuck??!!!

Wife: Honey, you never take me anywhere. It's our anniversary on Saturday and I hope we can do something special.

Husband: Oh, I'm taking you to the....oh, I'll just surprise you.



Yes, the Enema Museum. A special gallery room within the mansion that has different enemas, hoses, nozzles, and equipment from different countries and different time periods. There's also a hidden door that leads to a corridor that leads to the hidden Enema Room.


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#357852 - 09/06/08 04:50 PM Re: Anal stretch marks
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Not that I care or anything but -- uh....do you have an address for this place and hours of operation. I want to make sure I, uh, am not anywhere near this place.

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#357853 - 09/06/08 05:09 PM Re: Anal stretch marks
charin Offline
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All ya'll assholes better get ready for your colonoscopies. There is a place (or several?) in my city and most, that is basically in existence for the purpose of shoving a very long tube up my ass and the asses of other assholes my age, and taking a good, long look.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#357854 - 09/06/08 05:23 PM Re: Anal stretch marks
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Not that I care or anything but -- uh....do you have an address for this place and hours of operation. I want to make sure I, uh, am not anywhere near this place.



123 Fake Street

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#357855 - 09/06/08 05:26 PM Re: Anal stretch marks
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Loc: fortified
Your life sucks Chuck. No booze, no beef, the big C looms, relating to Panzertard, almost bought a scooter, Ohio, machine fucking etc... You should have worked for the Post Office bro.
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#357856 - 09/06/08 05:38 PM Re: Anal stretch marks
charin Offline
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Your life sucks Chuck. No booze, no beef, the big C looms, relating to Panzertard, almost bought a scooter, Ohio, machine fucking etc... You should have worked for the Post Office bro.




Life is good. Vegetarianism is good, I have more foods now than when I was meat and potato bound. Big C gets knocked out early if they 'scope me yearly, Panzer entertains, I bought a Versys, Ohio rocks, Fuck Machines rocks, and I'm part of the military-industrial complex. Watching the Padres and Brewers on Extra Innings now.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#357857 - 09/06/08 05:49 PM Re: Anal stretch marks
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Watching the Padres and Brewers on Extra Innings now.




I was with you until ^ that. Add the Pirates to that list and .

The big C was a bad call on my part.
Congrats on that one ya fucken perv.
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#357858 - 09/06/08 05:59 PM Re: Anal stretch marks
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
How could anyone be watching mlb this time of year with ncaafb getting into full swing?

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#357859 - 09/06/08 06:20 PM Re: Anal stretch marks
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
Ben Sheets complete game shutout! Rare these days. I try to watch teams in contention, or close games. On to the Marlins - Cards now 4-3 Cards in the 7th.

I'm a one sport fan, two if you count women's fastpitch, three if you count throat fucking.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#357860 - 09/06/08 06:38 PM Re: Anal stretch marks
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

On a side note, I have a weird stretch mark near my nutsack.




Sure it's a stretch mark? Could be a herpes colony that has organized into a marching column?

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#357861 - 09/06/08 07:44 PM Re: Anal stretch marks
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I don't think so. I think my gigantic penis was just too big for my small frame. I am literally bursting out of my own skin.

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#357862 - 09/06/08 07:49 PM Re: Anal stretch marks
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Okay. Just checking. I worry about your health.

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#357863 - 09/07/08 01:01 AM Re: Anal stretch marks
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Me, I'm worried about my Heath. My good friend, Heath Ledger. Haven't heard from him in a while and I wanted to tell him how incredible he was as the Joker.

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