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#357724 - 09/02/08 06:32 PM
Re: The MMA Thread
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Brock vs Couture I'm only a casual fan so far, but the first MMA fight I ever saw was when Couture came out of retirement to grind Sylvia into a grease spot on the mat. This could be a hell of a fight. Somebody is gonna get humble pie for dessert. 
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#357725 - 09/02/08 06:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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It's all bullshit til someone knocks off an opponents cauliflower ear like I read in the Killer Kowalski article. Has an ear been knocked the fuck off in MMA yet?
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#357726 - 09/02/08 06:45 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/24/08
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The Kimbo vs. Shamrock fight is going to be a joke no matter who wins. Shamrock has nothing to lose and Kimbo has everything to gain. Dana White still won't give Kimbo a shot at the UFC as Shamrock is no longer fighting regularly in the sport (thanks to Tito Ortiz). Kimbo needs to go away. The CBS fight was simply awful. Kimbo has zero ground game.
I have seen Brock's two PPV fights and it wasn't until his second fight that he could be considered legitimate because he knew his ground game (which consisted of smothering his opponent) would get him a victory. Anyone who saw Tim Sylvia/Randy Couture fight knows that Couture can win against larger opponents.
I will say this though; Brock is a big fucker. I went to a Gold's Gym in DC the day following a WWE event at the MCI Center and he was there. He was massive. That's a big kid.
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#357728 - 09/02/08 07:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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meh, Kimbo sucks. I've seen all the youtubes of his fights. I also saw the video of the ex-cop beating his ass in the bare-knuckle brawl. If Kimbo is carying the torch for MMA there's a problem.
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#357729 - 09/02/08 07:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Kimbo is no great shakes but at least he cops to it. Lesnar is fucking delusional. He is now convinced he's a ranked HW.
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#357730 - 09/02/08 10:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Bornyo, Kimbo is a sideshow. That is all but it is an entertaining sideshow. He is nowhere near being an actual contender for anything real.
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#357733 - 09/03/08 12:09 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
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Lesnars gonna do well in the first couple but Randy will figure him out quickly. As for Kimbo Shamrock... Kimbo will be outed to the world as the rookie he is, finally.
Hopefully. He still packs a mean punch though. I hope Shamrock will play it cool and avoid being hit by a knockout punch within the first 30 seconds.
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#357734 - 09/03/08 02:41 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/08/08
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Shamrock's only hope is to throw up a Hail-Mary kneebar and cross his fingers... he is so far past his prime that Lesnar is unfortunately going to steamroll right through him.
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#357735 - 09/03/08 08:20 PM
Re: The MMA Thread
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Porn Jesus
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meh, Kimbo sucks. I've seen all the youtubes of his fights. I also saw the video of the ex-cop beating his ass in the bare-knuckle brawl. If Kimbo is carying the torch for MMA there's a problem.
[badhabit] That ex-cop that beat Kimbo senseless was I. I mastered all of the martial arts on earth by the time I was 5 years old. [/badhabit]
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#357736 - 09/04/08 10:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
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You know what pisses me off about Lesnar? The way he fucking refers to himself in the third person. Quote:
"Randy Couture is fighting Brock Lesnar Nov. 15," Lesnar sniped. "His No. 1 concern should be Brock Lesnar. ... I'm sick and tired of sitting on the phone, listening about Fedor. He's not with the company, he might not ever be with the company so who gives a shit?"
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#357737 - 09/04/08 02:03 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/23/05
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I also saw the video of the ex-cop beating his ass in the bare-knuckle brawl. If Kimbo is carying the torch for MMA there's a problem.
Well, he doesnt.
Every real mma fan knows that Kimbo is just a circus show, so far.
The cop he lost with was Gannon.
Gannon tried a fight in ufc vs some average joe, lost bad and had to spend a couple of weeks in a hospital.
Kimbo might be better now, he's training with Bus Rutten and he sure gonna improve his ground game at least on the defensive side.
Ken Shamrock lost 7 of his last 8 fights or something like that, he can only win on the ground...dunno what is going to happen with Kimbo, Ken doesnt have a very strong chin, anything can happen.
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#357738 - 09/14/08 02:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
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On a happy note, My bud Stephane won by DQ over Aloisio Barros of Brazil yesterday evening. And Brent Beauparlant (who trains at my muay thai gym) beat TUF7's Brandon Sene By KO. It was a fun night. If you're in Canada, watch out for this company. They're starting to make a little noise... http://tkoxtreme.com/2008/09/12/xmma-5-its-crow-time-weigh-in-results/
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#357742 - 09/15/08 09:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I was told it will be replayed. Keep watching.
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#357743 - 10/03/08 10:26 PM
KIMBO SLICE!
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http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/news?slug=dw-kimbo100108&prov=yhoo&type=lgns--------- I really liked how they put this in there...... The Kimbo legend lives on though. It’s the bearded, menacing, one-time homeless man, one-time porn company security guard who gets the big endorsement deals, not Fedor. I beg to differ....unless someone from Icey or RK net media can post that he doesn’t hang out still with his entourage (yeah now HE has and entourage) at the offices off of Commercial Blvd or at the pink house off of A1A. They just want to down play this cause MMA/EliteXC...and the rest are "family values" programming and don’t want the kiddies to get corrupted!
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#357745 - 10/04/08 07:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Yeah i think it was a bit of a mistake putting so much of the company's future on Kimbos Shoulders. EliteXC needs to start looking for an alternative to carry the flag and I do not think that women's matches will be enough. I realize it would be an expensive move but it would be one that would solidify their standing- sign Fedor, at least for a few matches as soon as they can ( not knowing if he is currently under any contracts). Now he is a great fighter that you can hang a rep on, might not be the personality that Kimbo is but in the long run it would do more for elite and the sport in general. It might also get more shows on CBS, especially since we all know Kimbo's run cannot last forever.
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#357746 - 10/04/08 06:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
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LOl- weird stuff tonight so far. Shamrock gets a cut prefight so he can't go, gina can't make weight and has to shed clothes behind towels to do so. Maybe it is because of the blatant shilling of Kimbo but I am seeing conspiracies here  BTW- apparently elite and affliction are working together a bit i guess so maybe fedor coming is not that far off
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#357748 - 10/04/08 08:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
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kimbo got knocked out by a white kid with pink hair. awesome.
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#357749 - 10/04/08 09:38 PM
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It is a sad night not only for Kevin "Kimbo Slice" Ferguson but also for Reality Kings.
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#357750 - 10/05/08 01:53 AM
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kimbo got knocked out by a white kid with pink hair. awesome.
14 seconds. Good job hitching your fight wagon to kimbo, CBS. 
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#357751 - 10/05/08 03:09 AM
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Gina looked pretty good. Not a seriously entertaining fight but still well done. Kimbo has just finally been shown to the masses for what he was, someone way over-hyped, but I'd still like to see him fight again. I can't believe people actually talk about Jake Shields as if he is in the same league as GSP. He is a good fighter but no where near elite level yet. It's weird even Arlovski looked less than what he usually is despite the win. Still a bad night of fights is better than a good day of just about anything else. And as a random public service announcement if you are ever involved in a street brawl and someone pulls out bear spray, don't go pee on a tree right after with the shit still on your hands afterward... 
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#357753 - 10/06/08 12:25 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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First OJ then Kimbo gets knocked out. White people really won this weekend.
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#357755 - 10/06/08 10:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Was Kimbo actually a black rallying point? I hope not, I admit i liked watching him fight but he IS NOT a MMA fighter. A good street fighter does not translate into MMA. I will also give Kimbo credit after the fight he wasn't a sore loser that i saw, i really thought he would be a punk bully and have sour grapes after he lost but he was pretty cool. So Kudos to him.
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#357757 - 10/06/08 02:45 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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kimbo got knocked out by a white kid with pink hair. awesome.
and the white kid is not even a heavyweight, he's just a LHW fighting at 205, 30libs lighter than Kimbo...and Petruzelli had his last fight one year ago...and in fact he knocked Kimbo out in 11 seconds not 14, at 4.49 on the stopwatch the Referee was already all over Kimbo and Petruzelli was cheering on the other side of the octagon.
After a while, on the other side, Kimbo was still grappling with the referee and Jared Retard Shaw was outside the octagon screaming and whining with the ref about some hit behind the head of Kimbo...LOL that made my night.
Edited by pornodux (10/06/08 02:45 PM)
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#357758 - 11/01/08 10:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Anybody heard of this dude? I saw a porn and he was on the cover. Is he legit fight-wise in any way? http://www.youtube.com/user/dodderby
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#357759 - 11/06/08 08:19 AM
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For you Canajun viewers.
My homeboy Jason "La Machine" Motard will be fighting Guillaume DiLorenzi on the FightNetwork on Saturday night in XMMA6. On my way to Laval now. Peace...
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#357760 - 11/06/08 09:31 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/08
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Anybody heard of this dude? I saw a porn and he was on the cover. Is he legit fight-wise in any way?
http://www.youtube.com/user/dodderby
Can't say for sure. Looks like his record is 0-2, but both of the guys he fought had over 20 fights. One of the guys he lost to, Diego Saraiva, was 4-2 at the time of the fight and actually went on to fight in the UFC, but he lost all three fights.
Also looks like he hasn't fought since June 06, so he may be out of the game.
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#357761 - 12/12/08 05:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
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PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Corey Hill's leg @ 7:36..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haDDg1BXgHY
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#357763 - 04/20/09 03:31 AM
Re: KIMBO SLICE! Dont call it a comeback!
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#357766 - 04/21/09 12:07 AM
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Whoremaster
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White people usually win in the long run.
Isn't the whole point of MMA that for once the white guy can win? They keep getting their asses handed to them in boxing so they invented this sport so he could feel tough again.
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#357770 - 06/09/09 06:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
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For all you Canucks with TFN, my coach is fighting saturday as the main event: http://www.thefightnetwork.com/news/mma/3694/warrior1_unplugged_less_than_a_week_awayIt was supposed to be against Bill Mahood but he got injured. My boy Sean Kim is making his debut as well. He is talented as fuck. And how do I change the title back to the MMA thread....
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#357772 - 06/11/09 10:54 AM
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Guess who is going to be on The Ultimate Fighter 10?
wait........
wait.........
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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