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#357773 - 06/11/09 03:35 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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Can we get Bob Sapp in there too
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#357774 - 06/11/09 08:37 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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Kimbo smart 'nuff to pass a pee test, Sapp...not so much.
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#357775 - 09/19/09 01:18 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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My guy Craig fights Steve Bosse for the HW Ringside belt tonight.

Bosse beat Wes Simms a little while back, who is on this season of TUF ...



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#357776 - 09/19/09 03:51 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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god






Fedor will be fighting November 7th on CBS.

It is crazy how much can change in the course of a year. Last year, Dana White was mocking CBS for using Kimbo as a headliner. This year, CBS is using Fedor as a headliner and Dana White is using Kimbo to bring in viewers to their show on SPIKE.

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#357777 - 09/19/09 04:15 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Who is Fedor fighting in November ? And what wil it be ? UFC ?

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#357778 - 09/19/09 05:06 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Brett Rogers because Fedor is a fucking douche and signed with Strikeforce. Used to be a huge fan but he and / or his management are fucking turdballs.
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#357779 - 09/19/09 05:11 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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#357780 - 09/19/09 07:19 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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Any predictions on tonight's event (UFC 103)?

Just sitting down to it now.
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#357781 - 09/19/09 07:51 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Brett Rogers because Fedor is a fucking douche and signed with Strikeforce. Used to be a huge fan but he and / or his management are fucking turdballs.


I read somewhere that it is all his managers fault . When he approached UFC , he wanted lots of cash , and also part control of UFC . Thats pretty outlandish to give a singlee manager control of an organization just to let a guy fight in it . If i was UFC i would say no too .

Fedor will fight anyone . He is not afraid of anybody .

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#357782 - 09/19/09 09:01 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Are there any other notable black fighters besides Kimbo Slice?


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#357783 - 09/19/09 09:06 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Are there any other notable black fighters besides Kimbo Slice?






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#357784 - 09/19/09 09:08 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Are there any other notable black fighters besides Kimbo Slice?






Anderson Silva is a notable fighter. Kimbo Slice is a media invention of no particular significance.


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#357785 - 09/19/09 09:11 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Are there any other notable black fighters besides Kimbo Slice?






Sorry Tri but Kimbo is a ghetto god. He's no pro because he has no discipline. He got rocked by a twink and everything else you read or hear from here on out is bullshit. In short.. He's about 20 years late for a role in an Every Which way But Loose movie. That's all.
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#357786 - 09/19/09 09:30 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Are there any other notable black fighters besides Kimbo Slice?






Sorry Tri but Kimbo is a ghetto god. He's no pro because he has no discipline. He got rocked by a twink and everything else you read or hear from here on out is bullshit. In short.. He's about 20 years late for a role in an Every Which way But Loose movie. That's all.




Well that is why I asked. I don't know anything about MMA. I just wanted to know if there were any black fighters who were respected for their techniques, etc.


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#357787 - 09/19/09 09:36 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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All you need to know is wanderlei silva.

You can bank on that for the next 3 years Tri.
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#357788 - 09/19/09 09:37 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Quote:

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Are there any other notable black fighters besides Kimbo Slice?






Sorry Tri but Kimbo is a ghetto god. He's no pro because he has no discipline. He got rocked by a twink and everything else you read or hear from here on out is bullshit. In short.. He's about 20 years late for a role in an Every Which way But Loose movie. That's all.




Well that is why I asked. I don't know anything about MMA. I just wanted to know if there were any black fighters who were respected for their techniques, etc.






I already answered your question.

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#357789 - 09/19/09 09:40 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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I already answered your question.






Yes, and I appreciate your answer. I looked him up and he fits the bill.

I am also interested in other black fighters (if they exist). They don't have to be champions -- just contenders.


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#357790 - 09/19/09 09:47 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Fucks sake Tri... that was a creepy fucken answer.
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#357791 - 09/19/09 09:48 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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I already answered your question.






Yes, and I appreciate your answer. I looked him up and he fits the bill.

I am also interested in other black fighters (if they exist). They don't have to be champions -- just contenders.






What weight class are you interested in? There are hundreds of very good fighters who also happen to be black.
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#357792 - 09/19/09 09:51 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Quentin Jackson , Rashad Evans , and Fedor vs Kevin Randlemen when he got owned with a submission move

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#357793 - 09/19/09 09:58 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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I found it on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_uw6g4TMxY

This is like 4 years old though .


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#357794 - 09/19/09 10:08 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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I already answered your question.






Yes, and I appreciate your answer. I looked him up and he fits the bill.

I am also interested in other black fighters (if they exist). They don't have to be champions -- just contenders.






What weight class are you interested in? There are hundreds of very good fighters who also happen to be black.





Ok. Ok. I will take it offline and do my own research. Thank you guys for getting ball rolling.

BTW, I just saw the video of Slice's "loss" on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PapOd4Xh76I

Honestly, it looks like the other dude just got in a lucky kick and it went downhill from there.

But .. A win is a win.

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#357795 - 09/19/09 10:14 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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All you need to know is wanderlei silva.

You can bank on that for the next 3 years Tri.




I think you also meant Anderson? Wanderlei is a competent journeyman fighter, but past his prime and on his way down the ranks after one too many closed head injuries. He has been relegated to the role of an "obstacle" that new contenders need to beat on their way up the ladder.

I doubt he'll still be fighting 3 years from now.


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#357796 - 09/19/09 11:20 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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I already answered your question.






Yes, and I appreciate your answer. I looked him up and he fits the bill.

I am also interested in other black fighters (if they exist). They don't have to be champions -- just contenders.






and the black panzer movement was born.

(disturbing indeed lou).

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#357797 - 09/20/09 02:20 AM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Brett Rogers because Fedor is a fucking douche and signed with Strikeforce. Used to be a huge fan but he and / or his management are fucking turdballs.




They are smart as fuck. And having two companies with marquee fighters (he will draw others) will help the sport, not hurt it. The UFC needs someone to compete with them. It's good business....
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#357798 - 09/20/09 09:29 AM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Fedor's management are fools. UFC was offering him a flat $5mill per fight, and they turned it down. They want points in the company, and no stable company is going to do that. Dana isn't going to give away the farm just because some foreign gangsters are worried about their Golden Goose getting killed.
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#357799 - 09/20/09 11:17 AM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Did he say black or Brazilian?
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#357800 - 09/20/09 12:25 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Did he say black or Brazilian?




Surprise! You can be both, you know.

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#357801 - 09/22/09 08:19 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Are there any other notable black fighters besides Kimbo Slice?






None. Quentin Jackson, Rashad Evans and Anderson Silva are completely irrelevent to the sport. Unlike Kimbo.

Barry
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#357802 - 09/23/09 12:43 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Did he say black or Brazilian?




Surprise! You can be both, you know.





Hah- even though i was jesting with my statement- I kind of doubt it. I bet most from brazil look differently at the darker people in brazil. This is a universal truth throughout cultures that people who appear differently than the majority are looked at differently. Shit look within the USA's own african american culture and how it treats people who are too light or too dark.
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#357803 - 09/23/09 01:08 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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Did he say black or Brazilian?




Surprise! You can be both, you know.




wow

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#357804 - 09/29/09 08:11 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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Met Rampage at Republic couple weeks ago. Dude is seriously not a fan of Dana or Rashad.
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#357805 - 09/29/09 08:21 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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I am also interested in other black fighters (if they exist). They don't have to be champions -- just contenders.






Rapper DMX is now an MMA fighter so you can put him on your "to watch" list.
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#357806 - 09/29/09 08:23 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Did he say black or Brazilian?




Surprise! You can be both, you know.




Blazillian?
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#357807 - 09/29/09 08:27 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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I am also interested in other black fighters (if they exist). They don't have to be champions -- just contenders.







Rapper DMX is now an MMA fighter so you can put him on your "to watch" list.





The only thing we'll watch DMX do is get broken into pieces. I have nothing against the dude, but this guy was a musician with some 'street cred'. I do not foresee his MMA career lasting long... if it ever starts.
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#357808 - 09/29/09 08:29 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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I am also interested in other black fighters (if they exist). They don't have to be champions -- just contenders.






Rapper DMX is now an MMA fighter so you can put him on your "to watch" list.




nice article....funny....

Tank Abbott and Butterbean...

DMX and drug test

who was his coach steven seagal

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#357809 - 09/29/09 09:44 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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Met Rampage at Republic couple weeks ago. Dude is seriously not a fan of Dana or Rashad.




Doesn't matter, dude likes cash. He'll be back.
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#357810 - 09/29/09 10:04 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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I have nothing against the dude, but this guy was a musician with some 'street cred'. I do not foresee his MMA career lasting long... if it ever starts.




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#357811 - 09/30/09 12:47 AM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Did he say black or Brazilian?




Surprise! You can be both, you know.




Really, guys?

Come on, Brazilian isn't a race, it is a nationality... and their ethnicity is mostly latino/latina.

Anyways, Tritone, there are some notable black fighters besides Rampage, Rashad... and Kimbo. Jonny "Bones" Jones (light heavyweight) and Anthony "Rumble" Johnson (welterweight) are two very good fighters who will be contenders very soon. Mo Lawal is also a very good up and comer. They seem to have big things ahead of them.

Brett Rogers is a good heavyweight prospect (ranked in the top 10) and just KO'd Andrei Arlovski... but his progress is about to come to an abrupt stop.

The only division without a good black fighter is the lightweight division. I can't think of a single good black lightweight fighter.




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#357812 - 09/30/09 09:23 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Anybody see Big Country v. Kimbo tonight?

Kimbo was never in much danger of being knocked out, but I was afraid he was going to die of suffocation before Herb Dean finally called it for Big Country.

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#357813 - 10/01/09 08:36 AM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Yeah, I saw it. Didn't live up to what I was hoping for. I am actually kind of rooting for Kimbo now. Not that he shows any signs of becoming anything in mma but as a person that show has humanized him a bit. I wonder why he doesn't just give up on mma and try to go the mike tyson route? It would be easier to get him some skills in the ring than on the ground as a heavyweight.
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#357814 - 10/01/09 09:33 AM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Once Kimbo is in real fights, they will match him up with guys that have similar skills. Many fans love seeing 2 big huge guys clubbering each other. I'm not saying they are going to try feeding him cans, but he won't be seeing many wrestlers or BJJ guys in his first few fights. He's training with a real team now, not just a guy trying to pick up some cash, so I think his ground game will improve some.
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#357815 - 10/01/09 09:36 AM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Kimbo def.comes of as a thoughtful guy. You gotta remember that ELITEXC and UFC both approached him. You would have to be a fool to turn down the former's cash and the latter's exposure/experience.
I don't dislike Roy Nelson, but it wasn't like he beat a top ten guy last night. He seemed a little too proud of that win.
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#357816 - 10/02/09 09:26 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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I have nothing against the dude, but <strike> this guy was a musician with some 'street cred'.</strike> I do not foresee his MMA career lasting long... if it ever starts.









The italics usually denote sarcasm Loop, but i can't bitch much about the editing. It was a tad subtle for this crowd...
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#357817 - 10/03/09 10:31 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Anybody see Big Country v. Kimbo tonight?

Kimbo was never in much danger of being knocked out, but I was afraid he was going to die of suffocation before Herb Dean finally called it for Big Country.






Yeah, that fatass Roy Nelson also tried to crush Andre Arlovski under his huge beer belly. Luckily, in that fight, the ref actually stood it up. Arlovski then proceeded to light up Nelson like a Christmas tree and KO'd him. It was glorious.

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#357818 - 07/09/10 11:22 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Aaron Brink (Dick Delaware) is fighting again. What a pathetic piece of shit flyer.

http://www.lukeisback.com/?p=12880]
FYI his opponent is mentally ill, and I am not even half fucking kidding....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQNxzSHHVvw
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