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#357723 - 09/02/08 05:37 PM The MMA Thread
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I want a thread that i can post mma news rather than make a new one each time so....

Oct 4 card on cbs Kimbo vs. Shamrock
http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/news?slug=dm-mmanotes082508&prov=yhoo&type=lgns


Also- Lesnar is mad at fedor attention I guess, Brock vs Couture
http://www.mmanews.com/ufc/Lesnar:-Who-Gives-A-Shit-About-Fedor-Emelianenko.html
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#357724 - 09/02/08 06:32 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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Brock vs Couture

I'm only a casual fan so far, but the first MMA fight I ever saw was when Couture came out of retirement to grind Sylvia into a grease spot on the mat. This could be a hell of a fight. Somebody is gonna get humble pie for dessert.

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#357725 - 09/02/08 06:42 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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It's all bullshit til someone knocks off an opponents cauliflower ear like I read in the Killer Kowalski article. Has an ear been knocked the fuck off in MMA yet?

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#357726 - 09/02/08 06:45 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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The Kimbo vs. Shamrock fight is going to be a joke no matter who wins. Shamrock has nothing to lose and Kimbo has everything to gain. Dana White still won't give Kimbo a shot at the UFC as Shamrock is no longer fighting regularly in the sport (thanks to Tito Ortiz). Kimbo needs to go away. The CBS fight was simply awful. Kimbo has zero ground game.

I have seen Brock's two PPV fights and it wasn't until his second fight that he could be considered legitimate because he knew his ground game (which consisted of smothering his opponent) would get him a victory. Anyone who saw Tim Sylvia/Randy Couture fight knows that Couture can win against larger opponents.

I will say this though; Brock is a big fucker. I went to a Gold's Gym in DC the day following a WWE event at the MCI Center and he was there. He was massive. That's a big kid.
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#357727 - 09/02/08 07:03 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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It's all bullshit til someone knocks off an opponents cauliflower ear like I read in the Killer Kowalski article. Has an ear been knocked the fuck off in MMA yet?




Damn close... Kimbo Slice popped James Thompson's cauliflower ear on CBS a few months back.
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#357728 - 09/02/08 07:16 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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meh, Kimbo sucks. I've seen all the youtubes of his fights. I also saw the video of the ex-cop beating his ass in the bare-knuckle brawl. If Kimbo is carying the torch for MMA there's a problem.

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#357729 - 09/02/08 07:35 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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Kimbo is no great shakes but at least he cops to it. Lesnar is fucking delusional. He is now convinced he's a ranked HW.
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#357730 - 09/02/08 10:15 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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Bornyo, Kimbo is a sideshow. That is all but it is an entertaining sideshow. He is nowhere near being an actual contender for anything real.
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#357731 - 09/02/08 10:17 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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yet every mma noob thinks he's hot shit. it's fucking annoying.

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#357732 - 09/03/08 11:59 AM Re: The MMA Thread
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Lesnars gonna do well in the first couple but Randy will figure him out quickly. As for Kimbo Shamrock... Kimbo will be outed to the world as the rookie he is, finally.
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#357733 - 09/03/08 12:09 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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Lesnars gonna do well in the first couple but Randy will figure him out quickly. As for Kimbo Shamrock... Kimbo will be outed to the world as the rookie he is, finally.




Hopefully. He still packs a mean punch though. I hope Shamrock will play it cool and avoid being hit by a knockout punch within the first 30 seconds.

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#357734 - 09/03/08 02:41 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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Shamrock's only hope is to throw up a Hail-Mary kneebar and cross his fingers... he is so far past his prime that Lesnar is unfortunately going to steamroll right through him.

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#357735 - 09/03/08 08:20 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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meh, Kimbo sucks. I've seen all the youtubes of his fights. I also saw the video of the ex-cop beating his ass in the bare-knuckle brawl. If Kimbo is carying the torch for MMA there's a problem.





[badhabit] That ex-cop that beat Kimbo senseless was I. I mastered all of the martial arts on earth by the time I was 5 years old. [/badhabit]

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#357736 - 09/04/08 10:11 AM Re: The MMA Thread
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You know what pisses me off about Lesnar? The way he fucking refers to himself in the third person.
Quote:

"Randy Couture is fighting Brock Lesnar Nov. 15," Lesnar sniped. "His No. 1 concern should be Brock Lesnar. ... I'm sick and tired of sitting on the phone, listening about Fedor. He's not with the company, he might not ever be with the company so who gives a shit?"


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#357737 - 09/04/08 02:03 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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I also saw the video of the ex-cop beating his ass in the bare-knuckle brawl. If Kimbo is carying the torch for MMA there's a problem.




Well, he doesnt.
Every real mma fan knows that Kimbo is just a circus show, so far.

The cop he lost with was Gannon.

Gannon tried a fight in ufc vs some average joe, lost bad and had to spend a couple of weeks in a hospital.

Kimbo might be better now, he's training with Bus Rutten and he sure gonna improve his ground game at least on the defensive side.

Ken Shamrock lost 7 of his last 8 fights or something like that, he can only win on the ground...dunno what is going to happen with Kimbo, Ken doesnt have a very strong chin, anything can happen.



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#357738 - 09/14/08 02:37 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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On a happy note, My bud Stephane won by DQ over Aloisio Barros of Brazil yesterday evening. And Brent Beauparlant (who trains at my muay thai gym) beat TUF7's Brandon Sene By KO. It was a fun night. If you're in Canada, watch out for this company. They're starting to make a little noise...

http://tkoxtreme.com/2008/09/12/xmma-5-its-crow-time-weigh-in-results/
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#357739 - 09/14/08 03:33 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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Dammit it was on TV free and I missed it. There gonna be a replay? In my defence I was ballz deep and that's the only thing that could tear me away from live MMA.
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#357740 - 09/14/08 03:48 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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In my defence I was ballz deep and that's the only thing that could tear me away from live MMA.





Can't you do 2 things at once? Put a food tray on her back and you are all set
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#357741 - 09/14/08 07:29 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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Yeah but we had just left the peeler bar at the time. After we left the young lady demanded we stop in an unlit alley and park the truck... it's amazing what you can do in a compact pickup truck.
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#357742 - 09/15/08 09:54 AM Re: The MMA Thread
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I was told it will be replayed. Keep watching.
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#357743 - 10/03/08 10:26 PM KIMBO SLICE!
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http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/news?slug=dw-kimbo100108&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
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I really liked how they put this in there......

The Kimbo legend lives on though. It’s the bearded, menacing, one-time homeless man, one-time porn company security guard who gets the big endorsement deals, not Fedor.


I beg to differ....unless someone from Icey or RK net media can post that he doesn’t hang out still with his entourage (yeah now HE has and entourage) at the offices off of Commercial Blvd or at the pink house off of A1A.

They just want to down play this cause MMA/EliteXC...and the rest are "family values" programming and don’t want the kiddies to get corrupted!

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#357744 - 10/03/08 11:31 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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#357745 - 10/04/08 07:18 AM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Yeah i think it was a bit of a mistake putting so much of the company's future on Kimbos Shoulders. EliteXC needs to start looking for an alternative to carry the flag and I do not think that women's matches will be enough. I realize it would be an expensive move but it would be one that would solidify their standing- sign Fedor, at least for a few matches as soon as they can ( not knowing if he is currently under any contracts). Now he is a great fighter that you can hang a rep on, might not be the personality that Kimbo is but in the long run it would do more for elite and the sport in general. It might also get more shows on CBS, especially since we all know Kimbo's run cannot last forever.
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#357746 - 10/04/08 06:17 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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LOl- weird stuff tonight so far. Shamrock gets a cut prefight so he can't go, gina can't make weight and has to shed clothes behind towels to do so. Maybe it is because of the blatant shilling of Kimbo but I am seeing conspiracies here

BTW- apparently elite and affliction are working together a bit i guess so maybe fedor coming is not that far off
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#357747 - 10/04/08 06:26 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Kimbo is the official club security for the MILF Hunter, take a look.

[Who_wants_to_sex_up_Mutumbo] Look at him trying to get with Tanya James [/Who_wants_to_sex_up_Mutumbo]



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#357748 - 10/04/08 08:51 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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kimbo got knocked out by a white kid with pink hair. awesome.
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#357749 - 10/04/08 09:38 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE! - WOW
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It is a sad night not only for Kevin "Kimbo Slice" Ferguson but also for Reality Kings.

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#357750 - 10/05/08 01:53 AM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Quote:

kimbo got knocked out by a white kid with pink hair. awesome.




14 seconds. Good job hitching your fight wagon to kimbo, CBS.

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#357751 - 10/05/08 03:09 AM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Gina looked pretty good. Not a seriously entertaining fight but still well done. Kimbo has just finally been shown to the masses for what he was, someone way over-hyped, but I'd still like to see him fight again.
I can't believe people actually talk about Jake Shields as if he is in the same league as GSP. He is a good fighter but no where near elite level yet.
It's weird even Arlovski looked less than what he usually is despite the win.
Still a bad night of fights is better than a good day of just about anything else.

And as a random public service announcement if you are ever involved in a street brawl and someone pulls out bear spray, don't go pee on a tree right after with the shit still on your hands afterward...
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#357752 - 10/05/08 05:21 AM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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I couldn't stop laughing when Kimbo got knocked out.

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#357753 - 10/06/08 12:25 AM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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First OJ then Kimbo gets knocked out. White people really won this weekend.
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#357754 - 10/06/08 06:34 AM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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White people usually win in the long run.

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#357755 - 10/06/08 10:14 AM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Was Kimbo actually a black rallying point? I hope not, I admit i liked watching him fight but he IS NOT a MMA fighter. A good street fighter does not translate into MMA. I will also give Kimbo credit after the fight he wasn't a sore loser that i saw, i really thought he would be a punk bully and have sour grapes after he lost but he was pretty cool. So Kudos to him.
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#357756 - 10/06/08 02:07 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Kimbo teaching the WeLiveTogether whores how to beat up Kelly Wells.



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#357757 - 10/06/08 02:45 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Quote:

kimbo got knocked out by a white kid with pink hair. awesome.




and the white kid is not even a heavyweight, he's just a LHW fighting at 205, 30libs lighter than Kimbo...and Petruzelli had his last fight one year ago...and in fact he knocked Kimbo out in 11 seconds not 14, at 4.49 on the stopwatch the Referee was already all over Kimbo and Petruzelli was cheering on the other side of the octagon.

After a while, on the other side, Kimbo was still grappling with the referee and Jared Retard Shaw was outside the octagon screaming and whining with the ref about some hit behind the head of Kimbo...LOL that made my night.




Edited by pornodux (10/06/08 02:45 PM)

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#357758 - 11/01/08 10:06 AM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Anybody heard of this dude? I saw a porn and he was on the cover. Is he legit fight-wise in any way?

http://www.youtube.com/user/dodderby
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#357759 - 11/06/08 08:19 AM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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For you Canajun viewers.

My homeboy Jason "La Machine" Motard will be fighting Guillaume DiLorenzi on the FightNetwork on Saturday night in XMMA6. On my way to Laval now. Peace...
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#357760 - 11/06/08 09:31 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Quote:

Anybody heard of this dude? I saw a porn and he was on the cover. Is he legit fight-wise in any way?

http://www.youtube.com/user/dodderby




Can't say for sure. Looks like his record is 0-2, but both of the guys he fought had over 20 fights. One of the guys he lost to, Diego Saraiva, was 4-2 at the time of the fight and actually went on to fight in the UFC, but he lost all three fights.

Also looks like he hasn't fought since June 06, so he may be out of the game.

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#357761 - 12/12/08 05:58 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Corey Hill's leg @ 7:36.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haDDg1BXgHY
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#357762 - 12/12/08 07:49 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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That's one of the most Ghastly things I've seen in MMA. Awesome and on free TV no less... lol
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#357763 - 04/20/09 03:31 AM Re: KIMBO SLICE! Dont call it a comeback!
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#357764 - 04/20/09 06:26 AM Re: KIMBO SLICE! Dont call it a comeback!
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Lol, Cream o wheat do love him some sandals
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#357765 - 04/20/09 06:15 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE! Dont call it a comeback!
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i like watch MMA but i hate talk about MMA, everybody knows ALL about MMA or everybody "practice" MMA....and have an affliction*cough* overpriced crap*cough*, stupid t shirt

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#357766 - 04/21/09 12:07 AM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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White people usually win in the long run.




Isn't the whole point of MMA that for once the white guy can win? They keep getting their asses handed to them in boxing so they invented this sport so he could feel tough again.

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#357767 - 04/21/09 11:07 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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UFC 97 was somewhat disappointing considering the fights they had set up.

I was really bummed Liddell lost, I was hoping he would come back strong, but apparently working on his stand up defense with Howard Davis Jr. didn't work as well as planned.

The Silva/Leites fight was an utter disappointment. Leites' performance was rather pathetic, but if you are Anderson Silva, and you really are as good as people say you are, you should finish the guy instead of dancing around him for 25 minutes.

Anyone else have any thoughts?


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#357768 - 04/22/09 04:33 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Silva did try and engage. I can see his side of not wanting to rush into something that could put him in a bad spot and get finished. Though he certainly should have done something! He spent a lot of time doing nothing. Nate the great would beat him in a rematch.
That said considering Leites got a shot by winning a split decision over Nate Marquardt. (Nate was deducted 2 BS points, bad calls IMO) So if you do the math Leites got the title shot by getting his ass kicked and should have never been there in the first place.
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#357769 - 04/22/09 05:46 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Yeah, I am not trying to insinuate that he should have just rushed Leites or just just jumped into his guard, but there were certain moments during the fight when the fighters were standing and it seemed like Silva could have been more aggressive considering Leites wasn't even really throwing anything back at Silva.

I also agree that Leites probably shouldn't even have gotten a shot and the Marquardt decision sucked. I hope Nate gets a rematch soon, he has looked really good in his last couple fights and seems to really be improving since he has started spending some time down at the Jackson camp in New Mexico.





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#357770 - 06/09/09 06:20 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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For all you Canucks with TFN, my coach is fighting saturday as the main event:

http://www.thefightnetwork.com/news/mma/3694/warrior1_unplugged_less_than_a_week_away

It was supposed to be against Bill Mahood but he got injured. My boy Sean Kim is making his debut as well. He is talented as fuck. And how do I change the title back to the MMA thread....
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#357771 - 06/09/09 07:25 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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Quote:

For all you Canucks with TFN, my coach is fighting saturday as the main event:

http://www.thefightnetwork.com/news/mma/3694/warrior1_unplugged_less_than_a_week_away

It was supposed to be against Bill Mahood but he got injured. My boy Sean Kim is making his debut as well. He is talented as fuck. And how do I change the title back to the MMA thread....




Fixed!

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#357772 - 06/11/09 10:54 AM Re: The MMA Thread
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Guess who is going to be on The Ultimate Fighter 10?


wait........


wait.........


YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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#357773 - 06/11/09 03:35 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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Can we get Bob Sapp in there too
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#357774 - 06/11/09 08:37 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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Kimbo smart 'nuff to pass a pee test, Sapp...not so much.
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#357775 - 09/19/09 01:18 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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My guy Craig fights Steve Bosse for the HW Ringside belt tonight.

Bosse beat Wes Simms a little while back, who is on this season of TUF ...



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#357776 - 09/19/09 03:51 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Fedor will be fighting November 7th on CBS.

It is crazy how much can change in the course of a year. Last year, Dana White was mocking CBS for using Kimbo as a headliner. This year, CBS is using Fedor as a headliner and Dana White is using Kimbo to bring in viewers to their show on SPIKE.

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#357777 - 09/19/09 04:15 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Who is Fedor fighting in November ? And what wil it be ? UFC ?

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#357778 - 09/19/09 05:06 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Brett Rogers because Fedor is a fucking douche and signed with Strikeforce. Used to be a huge fan but he and / or his management are fucking turdballs.
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#357779 - 09/19/09 05:11 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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#357780 - 09/19/09 07:19 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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Any predictions on tonight's event (UFC 103)?

Just sitting down to it now.
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#357781 - 09/19/09 07:51 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Brett Rogers because Fedor is a fucking douche and signed with Strikeforce. Used to be a huge fan but he and / or his management are fucking turdballs.


I read somewhere that it is all his managers fault . When he approached UFC , he wanted lots of cash , and also part control of UFC . Thats pretty outlandish to give a singlee manager control of an organization just to let a guy fight in it . If i was UFC i would say no too .

Fedor will fight anyone . He is not afraid of anybody .

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#357782 - 09/19/09 09:01 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Are there any other notable black fighters besides Kimbo Slice?


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#357783 - 09/19/09 09:06 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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#357784 - 09/19/09 09:08 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Are there any other notable black fighters besides Kimbo Slice?






Anderson Silva is a notable fighter. Kimbo Slice is a media invention of no particular significance.


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#357785 - 09/19/09 09:11 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Are there any other notable black fighters besides Kimbo Slice?






Sorry Tri but Kimbo is a ghetto god. He's no pro because he has no discipline. He got rocked by a twink and everything else you read or hear from here on out is bullshit. In short.. He's about 20 years late for a role in an Every Which way But Loose movie. That's all.
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#357786 - 09/19/09 09:30 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Are there any other notable black fighters besides Kimbo Slice?






Sorry Tri but Kimbo is a ghetto god. He's no pro because he has no discipline. He got rocked by a twink and everything else you read or hear from here on out is bullshit. In short.. He's about 20 years late for a role in an Every Which way But Loose movie. That's all.




Well that is why I asked. I don't know anything about MMA. I just wanted to know if there were any black fighters who were respected for their techniques, etc.


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#357787 - 09/19/09 09:36 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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All you need to know is wanderlei silva.

You can bank on that for the next 3 years Tri.
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#357788 - 09/19/09 09:37 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Are there any other notable black fighters besides Kimbo Slice?






Sorry Tri but Kimbo is a ghetto god. He's no pro because he has no discipline. He got rocked by a twink and everything else you read or hear from here on out is bullshit. In short.. He's about 20 years late for a role in an Every Which way But Loose movie. That's all.




Well that is why I asked. I don't know anything about MMA. I just wanted to know if there were any black fighters who were respected for their techniques, etc.






I already answered your question.

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#357789 - 09/19/09 09:40 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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I already answered your question.






Yes, and I appreciate your answer. I looked him up and he fits the bill.

I am also interested in other black fighters (if they exist). They don't have to be champions -- just contenders.


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#357790 - 09/19/09 09:47 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Fucks sake Tri... that was a creepy fucken answer.
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#357791 - 09/19/09 09:48 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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I already answered your question.






Yes, and I appreciate your answer. I looked him up and he fits the bill.

I am also interested in other black fighters (if they exist). They don't have to be champions -- just contenders.






What weight class are you interested in? There are hundreds of very good fighters who also happen to be black.
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#357792 - 09/19/09 09:51 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Quentin Jackson , Rashad Evans , and Fedor vs Kevin Randlemen when he got owned with a submission move

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#357793 - 09/19/09 09:58 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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I found it on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_uw6g4TMxY

This is like 4 years old though .


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#357794 - 09/19/09 10:08 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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I already answered your question.






Yes, and I appreciate your answer. I looked him up and he fits the bill.

I am also interested in other black fighters (if they exist). They don't have to be champions -- just contenders.






What weight class are you interested in? There are hundreds of very good fighters who also happen to be black.





Ok. Ok. I will take it offline and do my own research. Thank you guys for getting ball rolling.

BTW, I just saw the video of Slice's "loss" on youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PapOd4Xh76I

Honestly, it looks like the other dude just got in a lucky kick and it went downhill from there.

But .. A win is a win.

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#357795 - 09/19/09 10:14 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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All you need to know is wanderlei silva.

You can bank on that for the next 3 years Tri.




I think you also meant Anderson? Wanderlei is a competent journeyman fighter, but past his prime and on his way down the ranks after one too many closed head injuries. He has been relegated to the role of an "obstacle" that new contenders need to beat on their way up the ladder.

I doubt he'll still be fighting 3 years from now.


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#357796 - 09/19/09 11:20 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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I already answered your question.






Yes, and I appreciate your answer. I looked him up and he fits the bill.

I am also interested in other black fighters (if they exist). They don't have to be champions -- just contenders.






and the black panzer movement was born.

(disturbing indeed lou).

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#357797 - 09/20/09 02:20 AM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Brett Rogers because Fedor is a fucking douche and signed with Strikeforce. Used to be a huge fan but he and / or his management are fucking turdballs.




They are smart as fuck. And having two companies with marquee fighters (he will draw others) will help the sport, not hurt it. The UFC needs someone to compete with them. It's good business....
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#357798 - 09/20/09 09:29 AM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Fedor's management are fools. UFC was offering him a flat $5mill per fight, and they turned it down. They want points in the company, and no stable company is going to do that. Dana isn't going to give away the farm just because some foreign gangsters are worried about their Golden Goose getting killed.
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#357799 - 09/20/09 11:17 AM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Did he say black or Brazilian?
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#357800 - 09/20/09 12:25 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Did he say black or Brazilian?




Surprise! You can be both, you know.

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#357801 - 09/22/09 08:19 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Are there any other notable black fighters besides Kimbo Slice?






None. Quentin Jackson, Rashad Evans and Anderson Silva are completely irrelevent to the sport. Unlike Kimbo.

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#357802 - 09/23/09 12:43 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Did he say black or Brazilian?




Surprise! You can be both, you know.





Hah- even though i was jesting with my statement- I kind of doubt it. I bet most from brazil look differently at the darker people in brazil. This is a universal truth throughout cultures that people who appear differently than the majority are looked at differently. Shit look within the USA's own african american culture and how it treats people who are too light or too dark.
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#357803 - 09/23/09 01:08 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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Did he say black or Brazilian?




Surprise! You can be both, you know.




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#357804 - 09/29/09 08:11 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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Met Rampage at Republic couple weeks ago. Dude is seriously not a fan of Dana or Rashad.
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#357805 - 09/29/09 08:21 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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I am also interested in other black fighters (if they exist). They don't have to be champions -- just contenders.






Rapper DMX is now an MMA fighter so you can put him on your "to watch" list.
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#357806 - 09/29/09 08:23 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Did he say black or Brazilian?




Surprise! You can be both, you know.




Blazillian?
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#357807 - 09/29/09 08:27 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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I am also interested in other black fighters (if they exist). They don't have to be champions -- just contenders.







Rapper DMX is now an MMA fighter so you can put him on your "to watch" list.





The only thing we'll watch DMX do is get broken into pieces. I have nothing against the dude, but this guy was a musician with some 'street cred'. I do not foresee his MMA career lasting long... if it ever starts.
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#357808 - 09/29/09 08:29 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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I am also interested in other black fighters (if they exist). They don't have to be champions -- just contenders.






Rapper DMX is now an MMA fighter so you can put him on your "to watch" list.




nice article....funny....

Tank Abbott and Butterbean...

DMX and drug test

who was his coach steven seagal

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#357809 - 09/29/09 09:44 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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Met Rampage at Republic couple weeks ago. Dude is seriously not a fan of Dana or Rashad.




Doesn't matter, dude likes cash. He'll be back.
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#357810 - 09/29/09 10:04 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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I have nothing against the dude, but this guy was a musician with some 'street cred'. I do not foresee his MMA career lasting long... if it ever starts.




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#357811 - 09/30/09 12:47 AM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Did he say black or Brazilian?




Surprise! You can be both, you know.




Really, guys?

Come on, Brazilian isn't a race, it is a nationality... and their ethnicity is mostly latino/latina.

Anyways, Tritone, there are some notable black fighters besides Rampage, Rashad... and Kimbo. Jonny "Bones" Jones (light heavyweight) and Anthony "Rumble" Johnson (welterweight) are two very good fighters who will be contenders very soon. Mo Lawal is also a very good up and comer. They seem to have big things ahead of them.

Brett Rogers is a good heavyweight prospect (ranked in the top 10) and just KO'd Andrei Arlovski... but his progress is about to come to an abrupt stop.

The only division without a good black fighter is the lightweight division. I can't think of a single good black lightweight fighter.




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#357812 - 09/30/09 09:23 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Anybody see Big Country v. Kimbo tonight?

Kimbo was never in much danger of being knocked out, but I was afraid he was going to die of suffocation before Herb Dean finally called it for Big Country.

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#357813 - 10/01/09 08:36 AM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Yeah, I saw it. Didn't live up to what I was hoping for. I am actually kind of rooting for Kimbo now. Not that he shows any signs of becoming anything in mma but as a person that show has humanized him a bit. I wonder why he doesn't just give up on mma and try to go the mike tyson route? It would be easier to get him some skills in the ring than on the ground as a heavyweight.
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#357814 - 10/01/09 09:33 AM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Once Kimbo is in real fights, they will match him up with guys that have similar skills. Many fans love seeing 2 big huge guys clubbering each other. I'm not saying they are going to try feeding him cans, but he won't be seeing many wrestlers or BJJ guys in his first few fights. He's training with a real team now, not just a guy trying to pick up some cash, so I think his ground game will improve some.
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#357815 - 10/01/09 09:36 AM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Kimbo def.comes of as a thoughtful guy. You gotta remember that ELITEXC and UFC both approached him. You would have to be a fool to turn down the former's cash and the latter's exposure/experience.
I don't dislike Roy Nelson, but it wasn't like he beat a top ten guy last night. He seemed a little too proud of that win.
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#357816 - 10/02/09 09:26 PM Re: The MMA Thread
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I have nothing against the dude, but <strike> this guy was a musician with some 'street cred'.</strike> I do not foresee his MMA career lasting long... if it ever starts.









The italics usually denote sarcasm Loop, but i can't bitch much about the editing. It was a tad subtle for this crowd...
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#357817 - 10/03/09 10:31 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Anybody see Big Country v. Kimbo tonight?

Kimbo was never in much danger of being knocked out, but I was afraid he was going to die of suffocation before Herb Dean finally called it for Big Country.






Yeah, that fatass Roy Nelson also tried to crush Andre Arlovski under his huge beer belly. Luckily, in that fight, the ref actually stood it up. Arlovski then proceeded to light up Nelson like a Christmas tree and KO'd him. It was glorious.

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#357818 - 07/09/10 11:22 PM Re: KIMBO SLICE!
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Aaron Brink (Dick Delaware) is fighting again. What a pathetic piece of shit flyer.

http://www.lukeisback.com/?p=12880]
FYI his opponent is mentally ill, and I am not even half fucking kidding....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQNxzSHHVvw
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