Everyone knows that fucking ex Beatle Paul McCartney couldn't write a new song if he was pumped up on dope, but the ageing rocker still likes to punish us with his old hits, like Mary Had A Little Lamb, and the fucking Frog Chorus. Now I hear the 62-year-old has got his talentless wife a job on CNN. For fuck's sake, are CNN that desperate to hire a bird who sounds like her brain divorced her head ten years ago!