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#357452 - 09/01/08 11:49 AM She's half my age 4
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Seeing she's half my age 4's backcover, I saw a great massive swallowing scene.
But I can't understand if it's just a scene in a normal movie (1 vs 1, 1 vs 2, something like this) or a massive facial/swallowing movie like the good old Brandon's ones (Baker's dozen, A good source of iron. I miss them sooo much).
Could someone help me?

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#357453 - 09/01/08 12:07 PM Re: She's half my age 4
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Could someone help me?




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#357454 - 09/01/08 03:52 PM Re: She's half my age 4
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Brittany Amber got a little crazy that day. She fucked Dick Nasty before sucking off dozens of guys, collecting their seed in a milkshake glass.....and repeating Daniel Day Lewis's line from There Will Be Blood:

"I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!!"

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#357455 - 09/01/08 06:53 PM Re: She's half my age 4
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when is this coming out?
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#357456 - 09/01/08 07:50 PM Re: She's half my age 4
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It came out on August 28th. All JM Productions release info can be found at www.jerkoffzone.com broken down by studio.



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#357457 - 09/01/08 11:26 PM Re: She's half my age 4
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It came out on August 28th. All JM Productions release info can be found at www.jerkoffzone.com broken down by studio.







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#357458 - 09/02/08 11:51 AM Re: She's half my age 4
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Brittany Amber got a little crazy that day. She fucked Dick Nasty before sucking off dozens of guys, collecting their seed in a milkshake glass.....and repeating Daniel Day Lewis's line from There Will Be Blood:

"I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!!"




OK, I've understood...
Sure it will be great but... no chance to see an all "good source of iron" kind of movie? I hardly find better movies than those...

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#357459 - 09/02/08 12:33 PM Re: She's half my age 4
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That's because you have good taste.
I would like to do something similar to that series and will do my best.

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#357460 - 09/03/08 12:02 PM Re: She's half my age 4
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Thank you Brandon. Glad to hear this

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#357461 - 09/03/08 03:56 PM Re: She's half my age 4
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That's because you have good taste.
I would like to do something similar to that series and will do my best.




Awesome





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#357462 - 09/03/08 04:39 PM Re: She's half my age 4
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First, we need to hire a private investigator to find Jamie Huxley. Now, "kidnap" is too strong a word to use so I think we should just strongly persuade her that she needs a vacation to Los Angeles....immediately.
(reaches for Yellow Pages...shuffling...."Magnum....Magnum P.I......What the fuck? Did he retire or something?")


God, I love this pic from the time Tom Selleck visited JM Productions office. The year was 1984. The Olympics were in LA. There was a buzz in the air. Jeff saw the Ferrari and said, "I can do better." Well, sir, you did. Any car afficiando knows a Lambo trumps a Ferrari. But peace did not come to the Valley that hot, steamy summer. Friday night drag races between Tom and Jeff on the Ventura Freeway led to numerous close calls and speeding tickets. Partisan fans would joke about "Tom and Jerry" but this only incensed Jeff. He challenged Tom to a pink slip race on Van Nuys Blvd starting at World Modeling and ending at the Amtrak station where so many single, young women would disembark with a suitcase in hand. In a Grease-like moment, Olivia Newton John showed up to wave a handkerchief to start the race.

We all know how this race finished, of course. It's legendary in the Valley.

Years later, rebuilding his television career, Selleck was overheard by a paparazzi outside the Key Club saying, "I may have lost the race but I won Olivia Newton John's heart."

SHE IS HALF MY AGE #4 covergirl Kasey Jordan wasn't yet born. All the magic and splendor of porn was to unfold later in life. Sleep the somber slumber of unborn babies, Kasey. Save your energy. You will need it.

Sssshhh!!! (Tip toes from room.)

FIN.


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#357463 - 09/03/08 05:07 PM Re: She's half my age 4
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Still crossing my fingers for jamie to come back. wished she did one huge swallowing scene in agsoi 6 brandon like maggie or double that

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#357464 - 09/06/08 10:23 AM Re: She's half my age 4
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Before this forum begins to look like another Brandon Iron spamzone, I decided to do a little blurb about this dvd. Despite the marketing theme it really isn't any different than 1000 other gonzo dvds where the girls have to let the geriatric meatsticks invade the fresh nookie. Though it's not bad at that, and it's not quite the skank reliquary one might expect, but let's not glorify the elderly a la Dick Nasty, looks like he belongs in a casket since rigor mortis has set in.


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#357465 - 09/06/08 10:33 AM Re: She's half my age 4
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Does this look erotic to anybody?



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#357466 - 09/06/08 10:59 AM Re: She's half my age 4
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^^^ I had no idea René Auberjonois did a Porno.




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#357467 - 09/06/08 04:12 PM Re: She's half my age 4
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Thanks, Smutty. I appreciate the support. I'm glad you and I have different tastes and I love the stuff I do.

I think that Dick Nasty's grieving widow will find comfort in the fact you weren't too hard on him. I am proud to own his final scene and will always have fond memories of his cockney accent and Benny Hill persona.

He will be missed.

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#357468 - 09/06/08 04:18 PM Re: She's half my age 4
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Who is the whore on the right? She looks nice.
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#357469 - 09/06/08 04:30 PM Re: She's half my age 4
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Halia Hill.

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#357470 - 09/06/08 04:33 PM Re: She's half my age 4
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^^ Thank you for the quick answer!
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#357471 - 09/06/08 04:42 PM Re: She's half my age 4
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No problem. I was just going over the arrangements for Mr. Nasty's wake. Turns out he was Irish, not English. Not sure why he hid it all these years but his birth name was Casey Finnegan. Let's all raise a pint of Kilkenny to one of the finest woodsmen of this century....and last's, too. His casket will be hardwood, of course, in tribute to his storied career.

If anyone out there can do line dancing, please contact me. And -- please -- we will be celebrating his life at the wake. No dark colours. Wear something green or you will be pinched....just like St. Patrick's Day.

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#357472 - 09/06/08 04:44 PM Re: She's half my age 4
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Does this look erotic to anybody?






Uh....yes...Jake! He enjoyed smelling both their butts.

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